holy shit. a few friends and I split a bunch of these after reading this thread.

these things are no joke! I drank 1.5 (after a day of drinking and grilling out mind you) and just woke up at 3:47 pm still tipsy


annnd that's on the top of the page now

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 3:49 PM. Reason : great.]

7/21/2010 3:48:32 PM

LOKO!!!!!!!!

7/21/2010 3:49:35 PM

right on bro!

7/21/2010 3:49:41 PM

GOBROGO

7/21/2010 3:49:57 PM

I immediately regret that decision. should have stuck to beer.

7/21/2010 3:53:29 PM

I immediately regret that decision. should have stuck to beer.

7/21/2010 3:53:29 PM

It's kind of beer. It's a malt beverage anyway.

Really strong beer with flavors, sugar, and caffeine added.

7/21/2010 4:16:42 PM

all beers are malt beverages
all malt beverages are not beers
beer is a subset of malt beverages

COME ON MAN

7/21/2010 4:18:41 PM

Four LOLko

7/21/2010 4:21:33 PM

Quote :

"GET IT RIGHT"

7/21/2010 4:21:53 PM

or

Quote :

"PAY THE PRICE"

7/21/2010 5:54:22 PM

I don't understand this shit.

If somebody showed up at a party and was like, "Hey, let's get drunk on Mad Dog and take some No Doz," y'all would be like, "WTF."

But put it in a ridiculous can and give it a ridiculous name...and people think it's okay to drank. If these things really do seriously catch on, I'm actually gonna be concerned. It just ain't right.

7/21/2010 6:06:41 PM

^we'd probably be like "WTF, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA"

so its just natural to assume these Four Lokos will catch on

7/21/2010 6:08:47 PM

it already has.

up here at least.

7/21/2010 6:16:43 PM

I still prefer:

7/21/2010 6:29:25 PM

I'm concerned about this trend.

We can't have regular people drinking this stuff like it ain't no thang.

This is a rock bottom beverage, and something people shouldn't be drinking lightly.


Plus, what's happening to the palate of America? They should serve these things with rubber nipples.

7/21/2010 6:40:10 PM

Quote :

"This is a rock bottom beverage, and something people shouldn't be drinking lightly. "

So are you advocating to us to drink them heavily?

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 6:56 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2010 6:50:45 PM

Quote :

" what's happening to the palate of America?"

That's what I'm saying...

Try this:
1) Name your 3 favorite mixed drinks.
2) Ask yourself, "Why can't I buy these drinks in bottled form at a convenience store?
3) ...
4) Profit.

7/21/2010 6:54:14 PM

^^ Decent joke ruined by poor execution

7/21/2010 6:56:18 PM

I didn't catch it until indy posted

7/21/2010 6:56:54 PM

I still feel like straight asshole from that shit. I wish I hadn't read this thread last night.

hahaha one of my friends who I drank that shit with had to get up and run a mile this morning at noon (keep in mind I drank the same amount and woke up at 4 drunk) for PE

7/21/2010 7:01:10 PM

i went through a phase of ONLY drinking fours for about a month earlier this spring and burned out on them. They are ridiculously cheap and I would drink one and be SILLY and TWO would make me pass out. We started naming the different camo after wars...

like the watermelon was vietnam camo
yellow was desert storm
red was korean war
LOL it's just silly the shit you think of when youd rink this stuff.

7/21/2010 11:18:23 PM

Skwinkle and I split two last night at the hash. We figured running between each four loko would have lessened the effects. How wrong were we. I still have a hangover headache from those bitches.

7/22/2010 12:16:59 PM

^ should Peter and I drink them when he returns?

7/22/2010 12:17:58 PM

Yes. Do not get cranberry lemonade, or expect to remember the night at all.

7/22/2010 12:22:20 PM

where do they sell them?

7/22/2010 12:24:15 PM

I hate hangover headaches though

and not remembering the night? 0.o

from two?

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 12:25 PM. Reason : lkj]

7/22/2010 12:24:50 PM

Watermelon is the way to go.

Or Blue Rasberry.

You city folks are way behind us backwoods rednecks. We have been loving that shit for ages now.

7/22/2010 12:24:55 PM

...you're not redneck. Backwoods maybe

7/22/2010 12:25:52 PM

I don't not remember the whole night, just some parts are a little fuzzy. Apparently my tolerance is shit now that I haven't been drinking all that much.

7/22/2010 12:27:01 PM

There is some magical ingredient in the four loko that makes girls pass out and not remember shit...




































...roofies

7/22/2010 12:28:35 PM

o.O

7/22/2010 12:29:44 PM

Word, sounds good to me

7/22/2010 12:29:46 PM

>_>

7/22/2010 12:30:24 PM

Brandi, gas stations are the most likely place to get them.

7/22/2010 12:30:38 PM

I'm pretty sure im banned from drinking lokos at Hurleys house any more

I think i ruined a whole bunch of stuff last time that went down, and probably pissed of a few people.


I LOVE FOUR LOKOS!

7/22/2010 12:33:34 PM

They taste like straight up ass, but if you're looking to get drunk, they thoroughly get the job done.

7/22/2010 12:34:40 PM

They will keep your ass awake too. It wasn't until a few weeks ago that I noticed they actually have energy drink crap in the too.

7/22/2010 12:37:49 PM

I had 3/4 of one tonight. Chugged it after a hellish day at work and felt pretty great afterwords

7/25/2010 2:49:39 AM

7/25/2010 2:51:02 AM

^tried to chug one once. Poor Decisions. Those things make you feel like death the next morning too.

7/25/2010 2:52:07 AM

top 3 worst decisions of my life

7/25/2010 2:53:28 AM

^^ awesome! can't wait!!

7/25/2010 3:01:53 AM

yeah you'll really feel like shit after the combined hangover, caffeine crash, other stimulant withdraws and sugar crash hit all at the same time

7/25/2010 3:07:19 AM

water ftmfw

7/25/2010 3:25:46 AM

it's called don't fucking drink so damn much

7/25/2010 3:26:08 AM

^can we just have this stricken from TWW. It means drink more and suck it up tomorrow.

7/25/2010 3:28:59 AM

drunk bmel is drunk

7/25/2010 3:29:13 AM

I mean you get drunk after like 3-4 beers

what's the point of drinking any more than that

just so you can act stupid and be belligerent?

7/25/2010 3:29:38 AM

^umm yeah that would a sufficient reason

7/25/2010 3:30:43 AM