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7/23/2010 8:54:41 AM

tastes like my status...mmm

7/23/2010 8:55:05 AM

when you have the shits and you can't stop throwing up

all at the same time

7/23/2010 8:55:58 AM

Panic attacks suck

There are worse scenarios than this, but I really hate when you are eating tortilla chips and a jagged piece goes down your throat sideways and you can feel the sharp edges scratching all the way down to your stomach.

7/23/2010 8:57:25 AM

oooh, that does suck, have you ever swallowed a piece of ice and had it get stuck?

7/23/2010 8:59:30 AM

^i did back in like 5th grade. i punched myself in the throat and it went flying across the room. pretty funny.

7/23/2010 9:21:40 AM

^^^^

aha both-ends disease

7/23/2010 9:22:11 AM

really bad heartburn

passing kidney stones - so I've heard

7/23/2010 9:25:19 AM

When you're drinking soda or beer and someone makes you laugh and you don't want to spit it out so it ends up going up your nose and burns really bad

7/23/2010 9:27:43 AM

really bad heartburn

puking

hot flashes

7/23/2010 9:57:39 AM

kidney stones
femur break
heat exhaustion

7/23/2010 11:03:19 AM

You guys are fucking pussies with most of these.

Seriously, these things make you feel like death? No real pain experience I see.

Severe food poisoning is the worst I've had.

7/23/2010 12:50:45 PM

asthma attacks (I haven't died yet )
anxiety attacks

7/23/2010 12:55:31 PM

buttsex.

7/23/2010 1:01:02 PM

Quote :

"hot flashes"

I thought that happened when you had menopause...?

7/23/2010 1:26:57 PM

Getting food poisoning right as you're boarding a flight from Lima, Peru to ATL and having diarrhea all the way over and sharting yourself in baggage claim once you land.

7/23/2010 1:36:03 PM

I had whooping cough once. Thank god I can't get it again. Coughing so hard you can't inhale and then passing out definitely feels like dying.

Also, I had it for about 12 weeks.

[Edited on July 23, 2010 at 1:44 PM. Reason : ...]

7/23/2010 1:43:23 PM

2nd degree burn

/thread

7/23/2010 1:53:10 PM

Wouldn't third degree burn be > than second degree burn, and thus, not equal /thread?

7/23/2010 3:11:44 PM

^you probably won't feel a 3rd degree burn as much

7/23/2010 3:13:05 PM

once your nerves are burned to smithereens you're golden.

7/23/2010 3:15:17 PM

Yeah you don't feel 3rd degree burns. It just becomes a glorified scab

7/23/2010 3:20:05 PM

^


3rd degree burns are where your nerve endings have already died. 2nd degree is where the nerve endings are severely damaged, but not dead, aka you feel much, much more. Worst pain ever.

7/24/2010 4:24:26 PM

Yeah I learned that the hard way

[Edited on July 24, 2010 at 4:30 PM. Reason : laskjdf]

7/24/2010 4:30:26 PM

Pwnt.

Oh and getting second degree burns is no fun.

7/24/2010 4:36:55 PM

Horrible pain doesn't feel like death. Just because 2nd degree burns are more painful doesn't mean they feel closer to death.

Anything that causes you to lose consciousness probably feels more like death. 2nd degree burns being so painful just means fire is a horrible way to die.

7/24/2010 4:41:43 PM

It felt like "death" to me because the pain was so intense I don't even remember the trip to the hospital and barely remember anything until I had a shot of Demerol.

[Edited on July 24, 2010 at 4:52 PM. Reason : .]

7/24/2010 4:51:40 PM

^Winner.

7/24/2010 4:55:58 PM

^^Winner

7/24/2010 4:58:49 PM

Quote :

"You guys are fucking pussies with most of these. Seriously, these things make you feel like death? No real pain experience I see."

It amazes me how comedic hyperbole just goes... straight over some people's heads.

7/24/2010 5:07:57 PM

^see message_topic.aspx?topic=577207&page=6#14136889

7/24/2010 5:09:42 PM

tearing your acl completely in half

tearing your other acl completely in half 2 years later

[Edited on July 24, 2010 at 6:22 PM. Reason : jank]

7/24/2010 6:21:45 PM

Quote :

"I thought that happened when you had menopause...?"

hot flashes come from fluctuations in estrogen

they are most frequently discussed as a part of menopause, but also occur in young women who are not experiencing menopause

7/24/2010 6:44:04 PM

^^Been there, done that. Didn't really hurt at the time, I just rolled around like Peter Griffin for a few minutes and limped off the field.

/so tuff

7/25/2010 4:26:40 AM

Quote :

"a wine hangover"

7/25/2010 10:28:18 AM

a cheap-whiskey hangover

7/25/2010 10:33:31 AM

-kidney stones (it once took me 10 days to pass one)

-stomach virus (as already mentioned)

-getting up for the first time after a C-section

[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 10:36 AM. Reason : c]

7/25/2010 10:35:10 AM

I once had mononucleosis and strep throat at the same time

also gastroentritis is hella bad

7/25/2010 10:49:08 AM

^^
ftr, no matter how mad you are at your kid (be it now or in 15 years), don't ever play the C-section card and bust out the scar

I have always been grateful to my mother for never using this weapon

7/25/2010 11:35:23 AM

uh, what mothers DO break out that "card"

7/25/2010 12:03:32 PM

I dunno
but bottombaby seems an energetic sort of woman, so I thought there could be no harm in making the friendly suggestion

7/25/2010 12:05:26 PM

One time I had an eye infection, sinus infection, ear infection, and bronchitis all at the same time. I wanted to die

7/25/2010 12:09:26 PM

*lol*

While I did show my C-section scar to a couple of close curious friends, I won't be whipping it out to punish my kid(s).

7/25/2010 12:09:52 PM

didn't really think so...you'd have to be crazier than my mom, which is pretty crazy
but an ounce of prevention etc.

7/25/2010 12:13:32 PM

Being in this heat for about 5 minutes.

7/25/2010 12:54:32 PM

When you take a fish oil pill and then have a really bad belch and then your mouth tastes like rotten fish.

7/25/2010 1:15:33 PM

But heat can kill you...

7/25/2010 1:18:53 PM

Roller coasters the drop make me feel like i'm going to die. I know i wont, I feel like I will. I can't breathe

7/25/2010 1:25:33 PM

stomach ulcers

liver failure

7/25/2010 4:55:20 PM

Getting hit in the head so hard it feels like you got shot, resulting in temporary blindness, loud ringing, and profuse bleeding. First thought was that my head was chopped open like a melon and that i was surely dying.

7/25/2010 9:05:41 PM