2 pages of hairy face

7/29/2010 9:42:11 AM

i always want to poke big, puffy beards

7/29/2010 9:42:37 AM

i let mine go for the 5 weeks or so i didnt leave my house this summer.

i figured it was as good of time as any to pass that shitty phase of looking like a child molester, when no one but the dog walker really sees you.

i never got past that phase.

i cannot grow a bear.

7/29/2010 9:44:37 AM

i too, cannot grow a bear

7/29/2010 9:45:11 AM

yea, i can't grow bears either

7/29/2010 9:45:19 AM

I can get a good Cliff Claven going if I don't shave for a year.

7/29/2010 9:45:34 AM

when growing a bear, I usually start them out like this:

7/29/2010 9:48:47 AM

i guess it's too late to edit.

ROLL WITH IT

7/29/2010 9:49:22 AM

SHIT thats where i went wrong

7/29/2010 9:49:34 AM

BEARD

7/29/2010 9:50:31 AM

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"it means you have to be able to read this chart"

I see you are unable to notice the errors in your sentence (Which is why I asked you what it means you damned fool). It's too bad people in this country can't even write in their native language.

Take a look at it fool, see what you think:

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"haha i like the sidney crosby "patchy beard" is on the dishonest side"

7/29/2010 9:56:37 AM

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"i too, cannot grow a beard "

7/29/2010 9:57:23 AM

uh oh

i was called a damned fool

I COUNTER WITH NOT CARING AND TALKING IN ALL CAPS

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

7/29/2010 9:59:07 AM

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"It's too bad people in this country can't even write in their native language."

7/29/2010 9:59:49 AM

i too, would like you to write or speak the native language

[Edited on July 29, 2010 at 10:02 AM. Reason : we can go with either really]

7/29/2010 10:02:03 AM

I've been rockin' the well-managed stubble since January but sadly it has been vetoed by the girlfriend when I see her tomorrow.

7/29/2010 10:04:00 AM

sucks

typically i only let it grow out much when i'm lazy and dont want to shave

7/29/2010 10:05:28 AM

well you wouldnt want to kiss a scratchy ass face either would you

7/29/2010 10:05:39 AM

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"i too, would like you to write or speak the native language [Edited on July 29, 2010 at 10:02 AM. Reason : we can go with either really]"

Well, the region's native language, the country's native language and your native language could all refer to different things. The country's native language is going to be English by most reasonable accounts of our history. The region itself doesn't have a specific native language, many different languages were used in the region we now call the United States of America.

Now, your native language (Which is what I was referring to), as an individual born in the US during the modern era, is going to be English. If it isn't, then you're excused. Either way, you deserve to be sent to mexico with all of the other fools who can't speak or write in English.

7/29/2010 10:06:32 AM

the drawing of the sid crosby beard on that chart is horrible

7/29/2010 10:06:54 AM

I'd love to go to Mexico

[Edited on July 29, 2010 at 10:11 AM. Reason : actually i'd prefer south america, thanks!]

7/29/2010 10:09:17 AM

Hopefully the government will be able to assist you in that endeavor. Unfortunately, I'm sure you'll become a border hopping Mexican once you realize how much it sucks there and we'll have to waste more money catching you and returning you to Mexico.

Btw, I like the fact that when I shoot your arguments down you won't acknowledge it. Instead, you try to move on with some other sad argument or rebuttal, which is then shot down with just as much ease. It's a big cycle of failure on your part son.

When did you have that elastration procedure done? I keep forgetting when it was, but I have to congratulate you son, the effects are quite obvious!

7/29/2010 10:10:33 AM

nah, i'd live pretty well down there

but again, i'll take south america, thanks

7/29/2010 10:12:53 AM

As an individual who has actually been to Mexico (And not to some college fag area you god damned fool), I find that laughable. You're a fool though son, so I can imagine the possibility of something that dumb seeming like a good idea in your mind.

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"When did you have that elastration procedure done?"

7/29/2010 10:19:14 AM

damn, you figured me out

7/29/2010 10:23:54 AM

guys take ur castration fantasies to another thread ok

7/29/2010 10:58:41 AM

I'm growing out the full beard, I plan to let birds nest in it

7/29/2010 11:00:54 AM

7/29/2010 11:02:12 AM

exactly

7/29/2010 11:04:55 AM

I tried but was unable to grow a proper beard

my fam must be genetically AZN somewhere
on the facial hair (and before anything says anything: around the peen too, k?)

7/29/2010 11:08:16 AM

i'd like to grow out a beard hockey style come winter

7/29/2010 11:14:35 AM

playoff beard?

7/29/2010 11:17:15 AM

i too am growing a beard

7/29/2010 11:44:25 AM

Some people have pointed out this is the wrong season to grow a beard. I agree with them. However, I got the urge right now, so what can I say? I'm complicated.

7/29/2010 11:49:20 AM

Quote :

"I am a very trustworthy motherfucker"

7/29/2010 12:03:15 PM

steve grows a mean beard

7/29/2010 12:05:08 PM

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"haha i like the sidney crosby "patchy beard" is on the dishonest side"

this one was of the things that also made this chart an instant hit with me. my office mate is very happy that his comes in between unsavory and threatening.

7/29/2010 10:09:28 PM

Year 26 of growing a pube-looking beard has begun

Maybe it'll turn out better this time

10/20/2010 6:59:20 PM

i cant grow a sufficient amount of facial hair. I would literally kill a man to be able to grow facial hair

10/20/2010 7:00:41 PM

I can grow pretty strong mutton chops and directly under my chin and a mustache

But my cheeks and the area between my throat and jawline are embarassing

ONE DAY

10/20/2010 7:03:02 PM

you know, a lot of non bearded people think people who grow beards are lazy, but i find growing a beard to be a commitment, something that you have to question every day

10/20/2010 7:21:38 PM

ps- McDanger has the best looking beard ive seen imo

[Edited on October 20, 2010 at 7:29 PM. Reason : drfgfd]

10/20/2010 7:28:35 PM

Beards at Tucker ITT

10/20/2010 7:30:56 PM

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"Beards Hippies at Tucker ITT"

10/20/2010 7:39:35 PM

I, too, am growing a beard.

10/20/2010 7:41:13 PM

Just shaved mine off for now...gotta attend pimpmaster69's wedding this weekend!

10/20/2010 7:44:54 PM

Mine shall commence with no shave November where it is socially acceptable at work to not shave for a month. I plan to continue the beard through the end of the year.

10/20/2010 7:51:28 PM

I'll have to shave mine in November due to starting a new job.... so I'm doing no-shave till november!

10/20/2010 7:52:52 PM

my winter beard will start Nov. 1st.

10/20/2010 7:58:18 PM

my obsession with jataylor will reconvene on Nov. 1st

10/20/2010 8:07:05 PM