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http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1007/snooki_v_obama_contd.html

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 11:18 AM. Reason : link]

7/30/2010 11:11:07 AM

I know I've said before that I wish I could get minutes of my life back that I'd spent doing certain things. But I've never meant it as much as I do about the 15 minutes I was forced to watch this show.

7/30/2010 11:15:54 AM

i saw a spread on these people in US while getting my hair done the toher day.


it sickens me.

seriously.



theyre disgusting.

7/30/2010 11:16:47 AM

Why?? You'll mess gems like this:

Quote :

"First, Snooki took on Obama over Twitter. Then, Obama said he didn't even know who she was. And on Thursday night's second season premiere of MTV's "Jersey Shore," Snooki took the ball back, and went after Obama again. In one scene, Snooki — with her impressively orange tan — broke the shocking news that she's been staying away from her home away from home: Tanning salons. "I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan," she said. Snooki was referring to a provision in the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act that mandates tanning salons impose a 10 percent tax on UV-ray sessions. Clearly, Obama can't relate to Snooki's problems, she added, commenting on Obama's skin color. "Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously," she said."

hahahaha

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 11:18 AM. Reason : http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1007/snooki_v_obama_contd.html]

7/30/2010 11:17:50 AM

In bang order

1. Snookie
2. Sammie
3. Angelina
4. J Woww

I

7/30/2010 11:19:24 AM

oh my god.

really really hard

I am glad Aaron is moving out today because it was his new roommates who were watching this while we were making dinner. Then Teen Mom or whatever came on and they got up and left and said, "I can't believe people actually watch this. I can't take it."

7/30/2010 11:20:59 AM

haha

new roommates?

7/30/2010 11:21:35 AM

The guys who took over the girls' rooms moved in already. So his roommates for like two weeks.

7/30/2010 11:22:27 AM

sooo... who is who?

7/30/2010 11:22:55 AM

Do you not watch the show?

Its obvious who is who

Its not like picking amongst chinamen


For the layman, from left to right, clockwise:

Situation, Vinny, Pauly D, J Woww, Angelina, Ronnie, Sammi, Snookie


[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 11:25 AM. Reason : x]

7/30/2010 11:24:13 AM

So randoms, word.

^Top row is

The Situation, Vinnie, DJ Pauly D, JWoww, Angelina
bottom: Snookie, Sammy, Ronnie

7/30/2010 11:25:01 AM

GTL = Guideo Tanned Losers

I can't believe I'm putting up them again but I can't help it.

7/30/2010 11:26:14 AM

They are no more ridiculous than the dip spitting monster truck driving chuckleheads from NC that can't speak properly and think they are some kind of cowboy.

7/30/2010 11:26:30 AM

Quote :

"Do you not watch the show?"

no i do not

7/30/2010 11:28:27 AM

Quote :

"My opinion is that anything with "Jersey" in it is pure trash."

7/30/2010 11:28:54 AM

Quote :

"Guideo"

7/30/2010 11:30:59 AM

Quote :

"I have no idea what the fuck she was talking about in the cab with all the "Oh wait, are you all talking about boys?""

I, too, was confused by this. Honestly, I heard her "explanation" and it still didn't make much sense to me. Seemed like she just wanted to start shit because she was left out of the conversation.

7/30/2010 12:03:41 PM

I called 2 girls at a bar last night land mines and grenades. Oh and they heard me

7/30/2010 3:09:06 PM

cool story bro


post when you call two guys juiceheads and gorillas

7/30/2010 3:46:43 PM

The term "grenade" has been around since bars have existed....

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 3:51 PM. Reason : btw I will never watch this stuff]

7/30/2010 3:51:16 PM

holy fuck that was amazing

7/30/2010 4:01:51 PM

Quote :

"So why is it still called Jersey Shore if they're in Miami? Besides Sammy, they're all new yorkers. (and one from RI) "

cause they are all guidos or self proclaimed guidos that lived in guido paradise for a summer. the jersey shore. season 1.

and who cares if people watch it???

7/30/2010 7:45:17 PM

I love Vinny.

7/30/2010 7:49:59 PM

Quote :

"1. Snookie 2. Sammie 3. Angelina 4. J Woww"

My bang order is like the exact opposite of that.

Well more like Jwoww, Sammie, Angelina, Snookie

Sammie would have been dead last in season 1 but she lost some weight and looks fine as hell now.

7/30/2010 7:55:53 PM

BORING

Snookie's gotta top the list.

7/30/2010 7:58:38 PM

I'd probably hang out with Snookie before all the others. But she is clearly last place in the bang order. Kind of like my relationship with all women.

7/30/2010 8:00:15 PM

gross why is jwow the top of everyone's list? she only looks attractive like once in a blue moon. normally she looks gross. her and snookie would be at the bottom of mine. i don't like angelina.

i guess i only like sammie. she's cute, i think. years cuter than anyone else anyway.

7/30/2010 8:12:51 PM

The defense rests

7/30/2010 8:14:48 PM

^^BOOOOOO!

Sammie is like the most boring, useless person on the show.

YOU GOTTA GO WITH THE SNOOKS!

7/30/2010 8:19:32 PM

^^ yea cause she's at an event with makeup and someone dressed her and told her to fix her fugly hair

she just isn't my fav. her skin is already prematurely aged (prob from tanning haha...shocker). but i guess her body is the best one out of them. even if her boobs are fake (are they? they look super fake).





^ snookie is my favorite but not sexually. sammy is boring and whiny. i think sammie and snookie are on the top of my list.

you can have jolie and jwoww. g-ross.

oh and i, too, <3 vinny!!!

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 8:22 PM. Reason : .]

7/30/2010 8:22:04 PM

Quote :

"even if her boobs are fake (are they? they look super fake). "

Oh yeah. Obviously fake. God bless her.

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 8:25 PM. Reason : .]

7/30/2010 8:25:24 PM

1. sammie
2.jwoww
3.snooki
4.angelina

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 8:28 PM. Reason : picture]

7/30/2010 8:27:42 PM

ugh jwoww is trailor trash

7/30/2010 8:32:16 PM

i know. i think she is disgusting.

7/30/2010 8:37:49 PM

Is that like sailor trash

7/30/2010 8:55:59 PM

um sure

7/30/2010 9:43:00 PM

Quote :

"They are no more ridiculous than the dip spitting monster truck driving chuckleheads from NC that can't speak properly and think they are some kind of cowboy. "

lol troo

7/31/2010 12:23:14 AM

how the heck is angelina not on top of everyone's list
aside from sammi, ang is the only hot one

7/31/2010 12:28:02 AM

I've had a crush on Snooki since season 1.

Every time she starts sucking on pickles, I jizz in my pants a little.

7/31/2010 12:34:53 AM

1. Angelina - legs and ass like woah
2. JWOWW - tits
3. Sammi - meh
4. snooki - gross

7/31/2010 2:25:41 AM

Lol that Georgian who attempted to fist pump was HILARIOUS.

7/31/2010 2:50:53 AM

1- angelina - girl is fine, who cares about the attitude
2- sammie - cute girl
3- j wow - sloppy
4- snookie - probably has a nice body

7/31/2010 10:59:50 AM

Anyone putting Snookie on top of their bang list now?

7/31/2010 8:55:14 PM

8/1/2010 4:52:39 PM

anyone who puts Snooki at the top of their list is crazy.

and kcadwackle, youre saying JWoww is gross like the rest of them arent. I would never hook up with any of them, but if I was Pauly or the Situation and got a chance to sleep with them, my list would definitely be:

JWoww
Sammie
Angelina





Ronnie







Vinny








Snooki



Everytime I see Snooki all I can think about is how sweaty her upper lip is and how I swear he has a mustache growing in. shes so gross, shes funny and probably fun to party with every once in a while, but looks-wise, she is bottom of the barrel nasty

8/1/2010 5:11:22 PM

oh yea they're all disgusting but jwoww is so trashy and nasty

i'm just saying i think sammy sweetheart is the best lookswise. she looks almost normal. minus the clothes. and the horrible accent, which i guess doesn't count as looks.

someone in here said snooki probably had a good body

wtf??? that makes 0 sense. she's short and pudgy. at least jowoww, with her trailer trash hair/clothes/makeup looks like she has a decent body. minus the fake boobs of course.

8/1/2010 5:48:04 PM

its not about looks its about their personali.......



nevermind

8/1/2010 7:24:31 PM

Quote :

"looks like she has a decent body. minus because of the fake boobs of course."

[Edited on August 1, 2010 at 7:58 PM. Reason : .]

8/1/2010 7:57:46 PM

Jwow loses points for the fake tan. Snooky is disgusting. She looks like an imp.

1. Angelina
2. Sammie
3. Jwow
4. Snookie

8/1/2010 8:10:21 PM

set em up

Quote :

"fake tan"

8/1/2010 8:12:38 PM