I don't know... to me douche baggery seems pretty lame to me

8/5/2010 8:45:01 AM

"So i told her that her husband is a faggot.I followed her all the way back through the office reiterating that he's a faggot. "

8/5/2010 11:36:55 AM

Quote :

"The rude whore from my lunch group interrupted me & told a story while I was trying to think of what to say next"

dude's fucking awesome IMO

8/5/2010 11:44:37 AM

he's trying a little too hard to be Tucker Max.

8/5/2010 11:49:21 AM

Because you think Tucker Max didn't try little too hard to be Tucker Max?

8/5/2010 12:03:03 PM

he's trying a little too hard to be Tucker Max.

8/5/2010 12:04:32 PM

Quote :

"I want her to feel included so in the middle of her sentences I'll yell "You're a whore!!" just so she can know someone is paying attention."

Quote :

"Then while he peed I looked all like "yeah bitch, suck it"! He just kept peeing & I was all like "yeaaaah"! "

I haven't decided if this is obnoxious or entertaining yet

8/5/2010 12:15:58 PM

How on earth did he ever have a girlfriend?

Other than the fact that he must make a decent amount of money, I really don't understand how someone could find this kid attractive.

8/5/2010 12:20:37 PM

the only reason not to tell someone at work about this is self-preservation--it will make the OP enemies. The guy in question will ultimately prove a liability to the company. Luckily, he's foolish enough that he will eventually get caught in his narcissistic and deceitful ways. You can only fake shit for so long.

8/5/2010 12:42:25 PM

Quote :

"I’m definitely the alpha dog of my lunch group."

This guy has to be in middle school.

8/5/2010 1:43:59 PM

Quote :

"So I was in the bathroom & my division VP walks in. I rush to the big urinal so he would have to use the bitch one. #StoriesByPDJeff #urinal"

fuck it send it around the office anyway

8/5/2010 3:10:10 PM

Quote :

"dude's fucking awesome IMO "

8/5/2010 3:56:36 PM

Quote :

"She was so impressed, we totally went back to my house and had unprotected sex. #TalkAboutaLONGlunch #StoriesByPDJeff After making her promise not to get pregnant, I went online and looked at what they charged my card for."

I think I may send this around MY office.

8/5/2010 4:33:32 PM

Funny thing is that if he does a vanity search of his twitter name (which he will), this thread comes up in the first page of google results.

8/5/2010 5:07:32 PM

This guy is a very entertaining Twitter follow. He just posted this gem:

Quote :

"@StoriesByPDJeff: I had a fat waitress at this restaurant one time & when she asked what I wanted to order I said a beer & a skinny waitress."

8/10/2010 8:48:42 AM

he got a beer with spit in it

8/10/2010 10:29:41 AM

Lucky he didn't get a beer with arsenic in it.

8/10/2010 10:36:09 AM

Even better is a beer with piss in it.

8/10/2010 12:32:47 PM

Pretty much tastes the same...

8/11/2010 3:42:19 PM