Quote :

"Boss is having PMP (performance review) with JB (her boss) right now so I'm sure we'll feel the whip cracking later today ;-p"

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 12:33 PM. Reason : .]

8/25/2010 12:33:26 PM

Quote :

"I will work on it "

^^I know you told me about it first, this was the first time I saw a full line up though

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 12:38 PM. Reason : ^]

8/25/2010 12:34:19 PM

I was like, "Let me just look and see if maybe I can get by going only one day," but noooo. Everybody's all spread out across the festival.

8/25/2010 12:35:09 PM

Quote :

"Its a girl, thats a plus. Give me a call tomorrow"

8/25/2010 1:10:20 PM

Quote :

"What was orogonal price?"

from my boss, orogonal = original, typo

8/25/2010 7:05:11 PM

some fucking bullshit ad from my gym trying to increase enrollment through referrals

8/25/2010 7:09:03 PM

Quote :

""i think it's better if we were just friends ""

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 7:13 PM. Reason : forgot the smiley, it's important to the message]

8/25/2010 7:12:01 PM

fuck that bitch

8/25/2010 7:14:24 PM

"awesome. Do you wanna come that weekend?"

8/25/2010 7:24:32 PM

Quote :

" BAHAHAHAHA!!! "

i made a funny

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 7:27 PM. Reason : .]

8/25/2010 7:27:29 PM

...I don't think so

8/25/2010 7:45:05 PM

a picture

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/25/2010 7:48:37 PM

Quote :

"I haven't had coffee yet today"

There was another one, but the person sent it to the wrong number, and just showed it to me later when they saw me

8/25/2010 9:27:22 PM

Quote :

" Her: 12:03 PM wanna go to the National Book Festival with me? Me: 9:06 PM When is it? Her: 9:28 PM Sat sept 25 from 10am-5pm Me: 9:31 PM Can't promise anything. I might have to go into the office to finish a project. Her: 9:32 PM fuck you, jeff!!!"

9/21/2010 9:37:34 PM

Quote :

"Not even a literal fun leash, bummer. I can bring over some big bang to watch if you are game "

9/21/2010 9:40:45 PM

TTT, B.

5/25/2011 7:57:21 PM

"haha"

5/25/2011 7:58:13 PM

yes! thanks EMCE!

thegoodlife3: chuck amato sitting next to my table at k and w

me: omg the real chuck?

thegoodlife3: yes. i think he is on steroids

me: haha. noooooooo.

thegoodlife3: his chest is way bigger than ever and his calves are gigantic and shaven


so there is everyone's chuck a update. you're welcome!

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 7:59 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2011 7:59:27 PM

hahahahaha

tommy wiseau: I bet he crushed some baked spaghetti

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 8:40 PM. Reason : my last text received ]

5/25/2011 8:37:22 PM

Quote :

"Arnold says its not funny enough"

5/25/2011 8:52:18 PM

Quote :

"Can you still supervise over them? They will probably still need some guidance"

5/25/2011 9:03:26 PM

Quote :

"Had fun at dinner. I looked at the preserves again. They r not the right consistency but taste good"

LOL

5/25/2011 9:05:01 PM

Quote :

"I'll make sure all of my stuff is in the master closet tonight, that way if they need to come in and do stuff you can tell them to do what they want, minus that closet."

5/25/2011 9:07:11 PM

^^Hahaha.

5/25/2011 9:11:57 PM

Quote :

"Aww you included bosh. You should email that soft batch nigga so he feels better about himself"

in reference to a Mavs/Heat matchup

Go Mavs

5/25/2011 9:14:05 PM

Quote :

"Haha Maturity!"

5/25/2011 9:14:38 PM

Quote :

"Enty ya bent lol"

5/25/2011 9:15:32 PM

I haven't texted in a long time

so they're probably all erased

5/25/2011 9:16:05 PM

Quote :

"I've been smiling ever since the results were announced - SCOTTY!!!!"

5/25/2011 10:23:14 PM

Quote :

"so he says"

5/25/2011 10:24:37 PM

Quote :

"Wow i am special today-june 4th is the date "

5/25/2011 10:30:38 PM

Just passed two guys dressed as scorpion and subzero

5/27/2011 1:45:00 PM

Quote :

"yeah right moes>qdoba"

I disagree

5/27/2011 1:46:38 PM

Quote :

"There's nothing that you can take to make the heartburn better? I guess that cake is too chocolatey for any amount of milk to cancel it out."

The reason I was posting until 5:10 AM today.

5/27/2011 1:46:45 PM

Quote :

"did you feed the bitches?"

5/27/2011 1:48:06 PM

I have no idea

5/27/2011 1:48:08 PM

Quote :

"Too late. You have to order pizza to see her doh"

5/27/2011 7:23:51 PM

Quote :

"I forgot u speak coon"

5/27/2011 7:24:22 PM

Quote :

"here is my plan: melt butter in container. put in purse. profit."

6/12/2011 7:46:00 PM

Quote :

"Sorry havent been in touch"

6/12/2011 7:46:38 PM

Quote :

"Let's go have a beer at the Goat! RR"

6/12/2011 7:46:49 PM

I'm beyond ready for a trip to the Goat

6/12/2011 7:47:58 PM

that guy hasn't been there since, probably, 2004

6/12/2011 7:49:30 PM

I would wager there's a bias in ITT of self reporting of what texts people actually want to share.
Just a wager.

Mine:

Quote :

"It was so large I am still store but I love it and want some more."

just sayin

6/12/2011 7:52:49 PM

not gonna bother going back any further back than this page but they all seem legit to me

6/12/2011 7:56:13 PM

"Hah I don't think you'd have to drag me... if you have one in sept. i cans come and watch the spectacle"

6/12/2011 8:18:31 PM

"beers, new girl from bar, my pad, fumble it from passing out drunk. my life"

6/12/2011 9:04:44 PM

"Haha some crazy shit dude"

6/12/2011 9:11:56 PM

Quote :

"Nite nite. Love you. Guv vetoed budget this afternoon. Mom"

lol, i love my Mom

6/12/2011 9:13:04 PM

Quote :

"Waz goign to od u buttu ignord me all dya so im gong to bed, 5 sots jagre o Gooodssz"

this was from a guy after i asked him what he was doing tonight

6/12/2011 9:22:22 PM