TWO TURTLE DOVES

8/19/2010 3:43:17 PM

my mind. You just blew it.

8/19/2010 8:55:15 PM

that's not all she blew

HEY-O

8/19/2010 8:57:01 PM

And a partridge in a pear tree?

8/19/2010 8:57:19 PM

^^ Hey. You can't talk about my newly discovered roommate like that

8/19/2010 8:59:08 PM

nah, it's cool; me, her, and JTMONEYNCSU routinely have orgies

8/19/2010 8:59:50 PM

that can't be happening in my house

I'll KNOW

8/19/2010 9:04:36 PM

egyeyes, does this mean you're going to have to let BlackDog in your place now?

8/19/2010 9:18:21 PM

does BlackDog still live in Raleigh? I haven't seem him on here in awhile

8/19/2010 10:58:54 PM

he's too busy doing drugs to be bothered with you and your pee house

8/19/2010 11:14:29 PM

you may be right but why is my house the pee house?

8/19/2010 11:20:43 PM

CAUSE I SAID SO

8/20/2010 1:13:11 AM

If BlackDog enters this house, we have access to two black dogs that will tear his ass UP!

8/20/2010 1:16:31 AM

*That's racist*

8/20/2010 8:56:09 AM

8/20/2010 9:03:35 AM

Wait, so where do you guys live again?

8/20/2010 9:04:15 AM

i want to get peed on
wat?

8/20/2010 9:08:37 AM

Quote :

"If BlackDog enters this house, we have access to two black dogs that will tear his ass UP!"

haha you mean our Rottweiler thats trained in german. That shits crazy.

^^^

^^In a mansion. One that does not smell of urine.

8/20/2010 9:52:24 AM

all of that is true


except for the last part - it definitely smells like urine

8/20/2010 9:53:29 AM

I refute your accusation based on the grounds of lack of evidence.

8/20/2010 9:58:52 AM

I'll point no further than your nose for my compulsory evidence. People often become unaware of scents if they spend a vast amount of time around them.

8/20/2010 10:04:03 AM

8/20/2010 1:26:20 PM

I don't want to bunk with these women if their house smells like pee

8/20/2010 2:02:46 PM

OMGURINESMELLINGDOGHOUSESSTINK

8/20/2010 2:23:06 PM

Do you deny allegations that urination has been occurring on your premises?

8/20/2010 4:48:34 PM

ahahahahahaha

8/20/2010 5:46:34 PM

^^ I do not. Peeing takes place in designated areas... mainly the backyard and bathrooms. Although I can't say the same for the person that lives in the basement haha

8/20/2010 5:57:24 PM

oh I'll pee in your backyard alright

8/20/2010 5:58:56 PM

lol

8/20/2010 5:59:41 PM

just make sure you do it inside the fence. I don't want to be stepping in your pee spots.

8/20/2010 6:00:14 PM

oh im sure he'll do it inside the fence...

[Edited on August 20, 2010 at 6:04 PM. Reason : i dont even know what that could mean..haha]

8/20/2010 6:03:33 PM

The dogs are outdoor dogs and they're fenced in. So she's offering for Nick to pee outside versus our beautiful bathrooms.

Quote :

"Although I can't say the same for the person that lives in the basement haha"

Lawl.

8/20/2010 8:23:14 PM

^my bathroom is pretty nice. But YOUR bathroom is freaking awesome. It turns me on just thinking about it

8/20/2010 10:36:39 PM

Girrrrllll just let me know when you wanna hop on over to my bathroom. I'll turn on the jacuzzi tub and we can really spice thangs up

8/20/2010 10:50:22 PM

8/20/2010 10:51:09 PM

^You're invited, too.

8/20/2010 10:51:48 PM

sweet im down

[Edited on August 20, 2010 at 10:53 PM. Reason : f]

8/20/2010 10:52:48 PM

8/20/2010 10:53:25 PM

hahaha I'm scared of my jacuzzi tub. Its really powerful.

But I accept you rinvitation to use yours as long as you're in there too

8/20/2010 11:02:04 PM

It smells so good up in here.

10/25/2010 7:33:04 PM