TWW never gets laid and is bitter about it

10/1/2010 11:26:10 AM

i never get laid and i'm not bitter about it whatever

girl just doing her thing. fine.

not cool though on exposing people publicly as drug users though given the persistent of ridiculous social and legal conventions in this country, tho

[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 11:31 AM. Reason : tho; tho, tho.]

10/1/2010 11:30:52 AM

yeah her whole "investigative journalist" thing was not tempered by journalistic conventions of ethics

that's what is wrong with the whole blogging thing

and while YOU might not be bitter about not getting laid
these guys are - they feel entitled to it (because they don't fully see women as people)

10/1/2010 11:35:02 AM

i shouldn't have had a gf in college then i could have hooked up with ok-at-best looking skanks

10/1/2010 11:43:04 AM

if you wanan fuck a drunk 18 year old slut definitely go to Shooters

or Devines.

10/1/2010 11:43:46 AM

I wonder if this girls parents know.

10/1/2010 11:50:04 AM

Sounds like she gives a good blow-job. I would like to be the judge of that.

Although I do not discriminate based on sexual promiscuity, I would be a little timid to hook up with this chick because of the good possibility she's carrying something. And the pic posted is not flattering. Need more evidence, because she would have to move up a couple points for me to hit it...or I would have to take about 5 or 6 more shots.

10/1/2010 12:06:27 PM

I wonder if it was her father or her uncle who molested her when she was 13?

10/1/2010 12:21:53 PM

I found this to be the funniest shit read all morning.

I give it a A+

10/1/2010 12:24:57 PM

It was probably you. ^^

[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 12:26 PM. Reason : ^^]

10/1/2010 12:25:00 PM

looks like a cum dumpster.

surprise.

10/1/2010 12:28:15 PM

AHA, I just realized how awful David Goulet must have been.

He got ranked lower than the dude who left her with no memory and bruises.

10/1/2010 12:34:42 PM

I think this girl wakes up regularly with no memory and bruises.

10/1/2010 12:37:51 PM

She claims the only time she ever blacked out was with Subject 5, Stephen Coyle.

However, the next morning they talked and watched TV for almost an hour!

[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 12:44 PM. Reason : Better.]

10/1/2010 12:42:13 PM

There's nothing wrong with fucking and enjoying yourself and college tends to be a place where some girls really take advantage of the new found freedom. I won't lie, college was an awakening experience for me...however...and here's a story, feel free to ignore and skip down to the 'Moral':
So freshman year, guy in my building, let's call him "Sean". So I notice him and think he's cute, ends up talking with me and a few friends. I proceed to tell him all about how I once kissed a girl (mind you this was back in the day when this was a 'big' deal. (Note, I was making this up, I'd never kissed a girl). Anyway, cut to a few hours later, he tells me to come back to his room. I'm only too happy to go. First thing he says is, 'Wanna see my blacklight?' and I'm like, 'oooooh, yeah'.....well that was just the beginning of his 'lines'. I was giving him a blowjob but trying not to laugh at his ridiculous shit coming out of his mouth that he clearly learned from watching porn....'Oh suck it', 'You know you love it', 'You want that big cock in your mouth'..etc...etc.... mind you this was the second dick I'd ever had in my mouth. I go back to my room and of course tell all my roommates in great detail.

Next week, frat party, we go, I see him there and he says, 'so...you coming by my room later?' and I say, 'of course'. So I go, I'm naked, sucking his dick and he starts with the lines again, 'Who's your daddy?!', 'I wanna rub my dick all over your hot little body', 'suck it hard'...etc...etc...I can't remember what his other lines were but I know they were way over the top because when I got back to my room, I proceeded to tell all my friends his new lines. Well my one roommate thought it would be hilarious to write a bunch of his 'quotes' on our message board with the words 'Ode to Sean'. Well the next day my other idiot roommate was giving him notes or something for class and he walked into our room. It took all of 30 secs for him to see the board. I panicked and slammed my bedroom door, as did my other roommates. Needless to say he was fucking PISSED. He was screaming, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!' and I was terrified so I went no where. Anyway, he stormed out, I went to lock our door, he busted back in and yelled, 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!' to which one of my roommates furiously went ahead and did.

Well I have a big mouth so EVERYONE in our building knew what happened and for the rest of that semester he avoided pretty much everyone in our building like the plague. He was really embarrassed and I suppose I would have been to. Cut to the next semester I saw him on Spring Break, we fucked, and were fuck buddies for the next 3 years so it worked out for both of us but that's besides the point.

Moral of this story is, I told a handful of people, not wrote a power point presentation on it and it caused a shit storm. He's a good guy and it would have been fucking terrible if his name was forever plastered all over the internet in a story like this. It's one thing to be a girl and 'have fun' doing shit like this, but it's quite another to completely expose someone and go to the extreme that this chick did.

10/1/2010 12:53:34 PM

I thought the moral of the story was that you are a dirty, dirty, whore.

10/1/2010 12:58:26 PM

I def. wouldn't hit it. I don't want to end up in a powerpoint.

^^ I didn't read that in fear of fresh prince/outside sales. Now that I see it doesn't contain that I might eventually read it.

[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 1:02 PM. Reason : ]

10/1/2010 1:02:19 PM

What would you say your chances are that you might read it?

Would those chances go up more if there was a prize for reading it?

Please elaborate more.

10/1/2010 1:16:26 PM

^^^^Yeah. As casual as casual sex is, it's a delicate thing.

Unfortunately, most of us don't learn discretion until well after we've started having sex. And it's kinda twisted...cause not only is that our most indiscrete/gossipy time, but it's also our most sensitive/easily humiliated period. It's a recipe for hurt feelings.

10/1/2010 1:26:54 PM

are those the guys' real names?


at least tucker maxx was decent enough to change the chicks names so they wouldn't be smeared forever on the internet.

10/1/2010 2:09:22 PM

Yesh.

10/1/2010 2:10:27 PM

I hope the chick burns in hell, for realz.

10/1/2010 2:12:58 PM

^Who gives a shit. She just embarrassed a couple guys who have small penis' and suck in bed. They should have been more selective in who they slept with.

She probably helped a few guys out (the ones rated at the top). In a few months, no one will remember these guys' names.

10/1/2010 2:14:47 PM

Except Tucker Virtue

He goes down in infamy

10/1/2010 2:22:46 PM

All real names...all Duke athletes....all are pissed (well....at least their parents are for sure)....

10/1/2010 2:23:09 PM

I really don't think this girl intended for Deadspin to post this stuff. It was probably something she did for fun to show her friends, not distribute it for all the world to see.

10/1/2010 2:30:17 PM

GGMon is MAD.

10/1/2010 2:36:39 PM

lol...all names have been redacted from the deadspin post

10/1/2010 2:47:35 PM

seriously, the only reason to be mad about that is if you got a bad rating

10/1/2010 2:52:59 PM

hahaha, this was hilarious

shes like the female version of tucker max

10/1/2010 2:53:37 PM

Now it is censored - lol

10/1/2010 4:01:55 PM

I'm sorry there's so much hate in this thread, but I gotta say, I read the whole thing, and it was pretty fantastic, in the awful, loathing sort of way. The HarperCollins editor and Jezebel are right in comparing her to Tucker Max not just in the sexual mannerisms but in the complete and utter entertainment her writing provided. Her use of personal anecdotes throughout, her often humorous account of the hookups, the manner in which she assessed her "subjects", and the very idea of presenting it as a faux thesis were all great. I would have no hesitation in seeking her for a future publication. She was not overly dramatic or insulting when she wrote it (even when it was meant for herself and three friends, it's almost reasonable in the way it assesses character and behavior, if you can call it reasonable), it details what is, to me, and interesting look at this girl's life, the way she thinks, and the people she's boned.

I don't know, I can't hate. Obviously it's a shame that it went viral without being censored first (except for that Zack guy), and the ethics behind it are questionable, but if you're going to assess it by internet publication standards, or even recent standards set by the deplorable Tucker Max, I don't hate this girl, and I would read a book if she wrote it.

Out of curiosity, how upset was Duke about the whole Tucker Max ordeal? I don't really recall.

10/1/2010 4:26:29 PM

Another alleged photo:

10/1/2010 4:48:07 PM

that tennis guy knows whats up.

10/1/2010 4:53:50 PM

shes not that hot

10/1/2010 5:02:08 PM

what the fuck was she thinking?

and why the hell would someone do this?


I would immediately dump any chick I was with that did this.

[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 6:29 PM. Reason : wtf]

10/1/2010 6:26:35 PM

Quote :

"I would immediately dump any chick I was with that did this. "

oh boy big loss

nobody gives a shit you insecure redneck

10/1/2010 6:43:59 PM

And I"m sure you'd marry a girl that did this.

[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 6:51 PM. Reason : not gonna get baited into a chit-chat battle. ]

10/1/2010 6:49:08 PM

but if a dude did it

more power to him!

10/1/2010 6:54:21 PM

^

10/1/2010 6:58:41 PM

^^ sans : roll :


[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 7:01 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2010 7:00:46 PM

it'd be hard for girls to be rated below like a 6. i mean, you can lay there and not do a damn thing, and i'll get off, and it'll still be pretty cool.

10/1/2010 7:03:28 PM

Quote :

"it'd be hard for girls to be rated below like a 6. i mean, you can lay there and not do a damn thing, and i'll get off, and it'll still be pretty cool."

hm nope

10/1/2010 7:04:18 PM

^interesting point. no wait, that other thing... go fuck yourself

10/1/2010 7:15:47 PM

i'd rather fuck myself than the boring ass bitches you get in bed apparently

10/1/2010 7:18:54 PM

I, too, would rather fuck McDanger

10/1/2010 7:22:25 PM

this shit cracks me up.

now if only she would fight for the double standard that exist in divorces. dumb hoe.

10/1/2010 7:27:43 PM

I don't understand how the team obviously knew that she was the community whore...and still slept with her constantly. I mean, if I knew the my boy/the rest of the team hit that, I wouldn't be chomping at the bit for my chance to get sloppy seconds/thirds/whateverths.

10/1/2010 7:30:42 PM

pussy is pussy

don't romanticize that shit. you lose all the power once she starts thinking the pussy has the power. pussy whipped boy.

10/1/2010 8:21:21 PM

I hope Netstorm is joking. I thought the writing and overall production to resemble that of a high school science project.

It was pretty boring to read, given the topic at hand.

She should stick with her day job.

Or night job.

I'm referring to the whoring.

10/1/2010 8:26:23 PM