Look, you've got you now. You don't need me.

10/18/2010 12:08:24 PM

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

10/18/2010 12:26:08 PM

Kid next door is a meatball.

10/18/2010 12:27:35 PM

(As an aside, from what I've seen so far, you people are horrible at this game.)

Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you...you're part eggplant.

10/18/2010 4:02:09 PM

^ Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you

10/18/2010 4:06:29 PM

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

10/18/2010 4:11:57 PM

Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

10/18/2010 4:35:32 PM

Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night."

10/18/2010 4:37:53 PM

I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

10/18/2010 4:40:10 PM

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

10/18/2010 4:41:31 PM

Mark it 8, dude.

10/18/2010 4:51:07 PM

Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.

10/18/2010 4:51:34 PM

^

They show extraordinary intelligence, even problem-solving. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one...when she looks at you, you can tell she's working things out.

10/18/2010 4:53:05 PM

^And hopefully, hopefully... if you make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off and shove 'em up your fuckin' ass. I'll fuckin' bury you! I'm gonna stick ice picks in your eyes and send 'em to your family so they can eat them for dessert!

10/18/2010 5:03:52 PM

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

10/18/2010 6:50:07 PM

This is nonsensical, I shall not participate.

10/18/2010 8:37:15 PM

Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!

10/19/2010 12:52:19 AM

Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place
or something. Shit. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane
detail.

10/19/2010 4:17:39 AM

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself...

Way out west there was this fella, fella I wanna tell ya about... I only mention it because sometimes, there's a man... I won't say hero, cause what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man.... Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there...

[Edited on October 19, 2010 at 4:29 AM. Reason : .]

10/19/2010 4:27:34 AM

Well allow me to retort.

10/20/2010 2:39:54 AM

Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement!

10/20/2010 7:46:04 AM

They're break dance fighting!

10/20/2010 8:19:28 AM

What we've got here is a failure to communicate.

10/20/2010 2:32:24 PM

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

10/20/2010 7:55:13 PM

And ever since, whenever anyone has asked me the question "Father, what is the church's attitude towards fellatio?" I always reply, "Well, you know, I'd like to tell you... but unfortunately, I don't know what fellatio is!"

10/20/2010 8:09:19 PM

It's important to rescue the frog.

10/20/2010 8:13:47 PM

don't you know these thing give you warts? See you in the funny papers . . .

10/20/2010 8:22:34 PM

Time's fun when you're having flies

10/20/2010 8:27:12 PM

If only I had more time . . . wait a minute, I have all the time I want. I have a TIME MACHINE!

10/20/2010 8:56:01 PM

Wait a minute, doc...you're telling me you built a time machine? Out of a DeLorean?

10/20/2010 9:38:58 PM

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

10/20/2010 9:49:06 PM

Why dont you make like a tree, and get the hell outta here

10/20/2010 10:39:20 PM

You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

10/20/2010 10:45:19 PM

Watch out for your cornhole, bud

10/20/2010 10:52:15 PM

JUST LIKE FUCKIN SAIGON, WOOOO!

10/20/2010 10:52:43 PM

Quote :

"Cover me, limp dick fuck-ups! "

10/29/2010 9:12:22 PM