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10/20/2010 12:18:46 PM

typing like a hick is part of the lifestyle of a hick.

10/20/2010 12:19:56 PM

So you mean all new york rappers are hicks?

10/20/2010 12:21:25 PM

It would seem that by your definition there are several million hicks in the South alone, not to mention people elsewhere that use y'all

10/20/2010 12:21:49 PM

yes.


hicks, every last one of you all.

10/20/2010 12:23:29 PM

lol

10/20/2010 12:23:52 PM

should have bold typed you all

oh wellz, opportunity lost

10/20/2010 12:26:01 PM

i use the word yall all of the time, and i am fairly certain i am not a hick. country? yes. hick? no.

and just imo-i see nothing wrong with living a hick life if you like it. hell i think it seems kinda nice

10/20/2010 12:28:17 PM

I like to stress that anyone who has a tattoo of a Kangaroo is a Hick from down-under.

10/20/2010 12:31:18 PM

YEE HAW MATE

10/20/2010 12:33:19 PM

Does a steady frito pie diet help develop a plump bosom?

10/20/2010 1:41:44 PM

0/10

10/20/2010 1:45:00 PM

Quote :

"I was under the impression that a state fair is more for the hicks and whites?"

Dude, it wouldn't be the State Fair without all the blacks. What else would prompt all the white people to clutch their wallets at all times?

And who would loiter in the middle of the clogged lanes so that no one can walk faster than an appropriate State Fair moisy speed?

10/20/2010 2:05:49 PM

who else would eat all of those giant turkey legs?

10/20/2010 2:06:35 PM

I want to be the guy with the balls to open up a chicken-fried watermelon stand.

TWW this is an open invitation to join me in this endeavor.

10/20/2010 2:28:48 PM

or you could all help me set up a booth that allows white people to say stupid fucking ignorant unfunny shit to black people to their faces. too bad we wouldn't sell any tickets unless we allowed people to hide behind curtains and post anonymously on message-boards

10/20/2010 2:38:23 PM

where the fuck is the cleavage in this thread?



Joie, you may need to substitute

10/20/2010 2:41:15 PM

fried watermelon??

10/20/2010 2:41:37 PM

Paging Big4Country or in a pinch, iphotou

eww creepers

[Edited on October 20, 2010 at 2:47 PM. Reason : ]

10/20/2010 2:46:37 PM

^^^^ wasn't that a comedy sketch a few years back?

10/20/2010 2:47:53 PM

still no tits in this bitch

10/20/2010 3:01:01 PM

10/20/2010 3:03:21 PM

10/20/2010 6:36:09 PM

Fareako was going to sneak a picture tonight but we all deemed it unworthy. Overrated.

[Edited on October 20, 2010 at 10:30 PM. Reason : She did have what looked like a tit curtain on though so maybe she figured you all out]

10/20/2010 10:29:21 PM

....what is this....I don't even....

10/20/2010 10:34:26 PM

I laughed at skwinkle's comment and then almost burst a gut coupling it with the5thsoth's comment.

10/20/2010 10:38:20 PM

Quote :

"GUT COUPLING IT"

10/20/2010 10:40:26 PM

TIT

CURTAIN

10/20/2010 10:42:16 PM

Quote :

"TIT CURTAIN ON"

10/20/2010 11:39:31 PM

someone should just figure out her name so we can all stalk her Facebook profile

10/20/2010 11:43:25 PM

Chesty McFrito?

10/20/2010 11:57:47 PM

Str8BacardiL you asshole

10/20/2010 11:58:02 PM

ttiwwp

10/20/2010 11:59:48 PM

how come non of you stalkers has a picture yet

10/21/2010 9:59:27 AM

Good call Skwinkle

10/21/2010 10:27:44 AM

i wonder how many frito pies were sold as a result of this thread

10/21/2010 10:54:17 AM

Quote :

"She did have what looked like a tit curtain on though so maybe she figured you all out"

Haha! She busted out a Cami-Secret to pwn the fair-pervs.

[Edited on October 21, 2010 at 11:50 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2010 11:49:36 AM

khcadwal and I looked for this chick last night. I didn't see any frito pie people though

10/21/2010 11:58:02 AM

Oh so that is what the thing is called. The only title I could remember was from the spoof video when he calls it a "boner-busting tit-kerchief" or whatever he says. But yeah, I really think that is what happened.

10/21/2010 12:09:18 PM

Ok, who wants to come over tonight and snuggle while watching one of any movie of your choosing,,,

I have every movie that has come out in 3d....plus a million other great flicks


I seriously won't rape you or anything...just looking for someone to come hang out and watch some tv/movies with me

Seriously, I just want a warm body (with a vagina in it) to hang out with tonight,,,,no pressure for sex or anything. Just no obligation snuggling.


,no harm in that.,,,,come on ladies!

10/21/2010 12:12:40 PM

THIS THREAD

HAS NOT DELIVERED

10/21/2010 12:17:07 PM

Not one pic.

Fuck this thread.

10/21/2010 12:20:53 PM

this is almost as bad as the Scarlett Johansson freed dem titties thread

10/21/2010 1:08:54 PM

honestly theres plenty of titties to look at at the fair no need to seek these out.

10/21/2010 1:10:28 PM

Those titties did not warrant a picture. They were a complete and utter failure. The girl was not remotely cute. The OP has a sub par taste in women. She had acne and she was kind of fat.

10/21/2010 1:32:36 PM

Ok I feel better now :/

10/21/2010 1:34:09 PM

Quote :

"They were a complete and utter udder failure"

10/21/2010 1:35:00 PM

More like complete and udder failure

[Edited on October 21, 2010 at 1:35 PM. Reason : ^ hah]

10/21/2010 1:35:07 PM

but we need pics to prove this^

10/21/2010 1:44:36 PM

i want to see pics of the pimple-faced fat girl with average titties.

10/21/2010 5:58:11 PM