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10/24/2010 10:06:23 PM

10/24/2010 10:15:07 PM

that would do nicely.

do you have her email address? I can only e-game. I have no game IRL

10/24/2010 10:16:10 PM

she's outstanding in the sack

but she told me she don't do chores

10/24/2010 10:23:42 PM

unacceptable

10/24/2010 10:24:44 PM

Well....

99% I don't eat breakfast (don't usually put anything in mouth except for coffee or water before 3pm or so also, cause I know it's gonna be said....dick) but I DO know how to make french toast as well as pour cereal and milk.
Same goes for lunch
I like to drive so I'd be happy to be the driver (also, because I'm probably better at it than you) and my rents recently got a place in D.C. so driving there would be welcomed.
I don't hate grocery shopping but don't love it either...but this is why I sometimes opt to use the free delivery they offer.
Meh....laundry sucks, but I'm a champ at folding towels
Since I don't make a mess in the kitchen, I tend not to have to clean it that often but I obviously do it so....
I actually happened to enjoy ironing
Dinner is a toss up because I'm very good at following directions, very bad at improvising and aren't all that picky so you may not WANT me to cook dinner. I do however make apple pie (and pumpkin pie for that matter) from scratch. This should be a major plus.
As for cleaning the apt, I like vacuuming and ever since I got the swiffer wet jet, that's been fun too.
As for bills....WELL durrrrrrrrr.......that's your department.
I'm DTF easily 3-4 times a week (I'm averaging cause sometimes it's THAT TIME, but it is also worth noting that I'm DTSD 3-4 times a day and I've been told I'm fairly gifted at it so this should make up for any lacking on the penetration.

You can contact me at mytwocents at tww dot com

10/24/2010 10:28:33 PM

/thread

10/24/2010 10:31:29 PM

Quote :

"DTSD 3-4 times a day"

sold. I will paypal you me credit card information, SSN, and locks of my hair immediately.

10/24/2010 10:37:12 PM

Quote :

"Username : mytwocents Status : HBD GUNZZ Posts : 20274 (9.3 per day) Currently Online? : Yes Registered : 10/29/2004 (2186.3 days ago) Send a private message Search for all posts Go to the Photo Gallery Profile Real Name : Lauren Age : 29 Sex : F Homepage : http://www.thespinzone.com Biography : "

Quote :

"I like to drive so I'd be happy to be the driver (also, because I'm probably better at it than you) and my rents recently got a place in D.C. so driving there would be welcomed."

LOL NO. You still have a vagina between your legs. That's an extremely large handicap to overcome.

10/24/2010 11:01:34 PM

Oh hello there

10/24/2010 11:29:03 PM

O hai!

10/24/2010 11:54:52 PM

We should start a website dedicated to just those with an "ncsu.edu" address and call it "uConnect".

10/25/2010 12:12:10 AM

Quote :

"ask and you shall receive http://brentroad.com/message_section.aspx?section=99"

more like

ask and you shall receive

http://brentroad.com/message_section.aspx?section=69

10/25/2010 12:29:40 AM

This thread made my morning haha

10/25/2010 9:28:09 AM

LET'S ALL GET TOGETHER AND FUCK!

10/25/2010 9:34:38 AM

TWW: Creating failed relationships since 2000

10/25/2010 9:35:05 AM

It actually was my dating website circa 2001-2002

10/25/2010 9:37:24 AM

Quote :

"Well.... 99% I don't eat breakfast (don't usually put anything in mouth except for coffee or water before 3pm or so also, cause I know it's gonna be said....dick) but I DO know how to make french toast as well as pour cereal and milk. Same goes for lunch I like to drive so I'd be happy to be the driver (also, because I'm probably better at it than you) and my rents recently got a place in D.C. so driving there would be welcomed. I don't hate grocery shopping but don't love it either...but this is why I sometimes opt to use the free delivery they offer. Meh....laundry sucks, but I'm a champ at folding towels Since I don't make a mess in the kitchen, I tend not to have to clean it that often but I obviously do it so.... I actually happened to enjoy ironing Dinner is a toss up because I'm very good at following directions, very bad at improvising and aren't all that picky so you may not WANT me to cook dinner. I do however make apple pie (and pumpkin pie for that matter) from scratch. This should be a major plus. As for cleaning the apt, I like vacuuming and ever since I got the swiffer wet jet, that's been fun too. As for bills....WELL durrrrrrrrr.......that's your department. I'm DTF easily 3-4 times a week (I'm averaging cause sometimes it's THAT TIME, but it is also worth noting that I'm DTSD 3-4 times a day and I've been told I'm fairly gifted at it so this should make up for any lacking on the penetration. You can contact me at mytwocents at tww dot com"

sold to the guy with 2 pistols

10/25/2010 9:40:17 AM

Quote :

"It actually was my dating website circa 2001-2002"

I would consider it more of a hook-up site than a dating site. http://www.twwfriendfinder.com

10/25/2010 9:41:16 AM

EMCE, I fit most of your criteria I think. Will you support me so I don't have to work?

10/25/2010 9:44:28 AM

I think it's safe to assume there is at least one girl who has posted in this thread who I would date.. but I guess since it's EMCE's thread he gets first pick.. just let me know and we will go from there.

10/25/2010 10:05:11 AM

EMCE and I have been running TWW broads for years, so I can assure you he is willing to share. He might even let you pick your hole.

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 10:08 AM. Reason : a]

10/25/2010 10:08:08 AM

sign me up!

10/25/2010 1:01:20 PM

This chick needs to get laid. Shes local too. Dunno if you are into that though.

Quote :

"http://raleigh.craigslist.org/stp/2024109744.html"

10/25/2010 1:27:49 PM

^ I would love to see what that broad looks like

10/25/2010 2:06:06 PM

tww isn't a dating website?

10/25/2010 2:09:49 PM

how much you payin?

10/25/2010 3:33:17 PM

Let me check the balance on my hooker slush fund and Ill get back to you..

10/25/2010 3:34:48 PM

after reviewing photos Doss2k would get it, but not EMCE

10/25/2010 3:40:09 PM

EMCE....I'm waiting for the CC info

gunzz...your choice to buy is based upon quite a bit of insider info too....

10/25/2010 3:53:58 PM

don't think I could date a chick from tww... could have definitely knocked some boots though

10/25/2010 4:00:15 PM

Score... does that imply a discount?

10/25/2010 4:03:24 PM

i always thought tww was a dating website...

10/25/2010 4:17:26 PM

your confusing us with cougarlife again...

10/25/2010 4:19:18 PM

^what she said

10/25/2010 4:19:27 PM

Tww is my fav spot to find my next bone

EMCE? Doss2k? Biofreak?

the list goes on and on my friends

10/25/2010 4:29:23 PM

Well at the very least I have received positive reviews ITT

10/25/2010 4:35:53 PM

So does that mean we're boning?

10/25/2010 4:41:39 PM

Well while not normally my type never say never.. of course neither is G.O.D because boning married girls seems like not a good plan especially when I have at least met their husband lol

10/25/2010 5:03:43 PM

Quote :

"Tww is my fav spot to find my next bone"

LOL

10/25/2010 5:44:19 PM

Now thegoodoctor looks more my type assuming of course there is no boyfriend/husband and she is not batshit crazy.

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 5:49 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2010 5:48:46 PM

those are alot of assumptions

10/25/2010 5:51:54 PM

10/25/2010 5:53:38 PM

Am I to take that as at least one of those is true?

10/25/2010 5:53:44 PM

^^ hahahaha

^ which one would be worse?

10/25/2010 5:54:36 PM

Probably married.. then boyfriend.. then living in another state (I added this), then batshit crazy

10/25/2010 5:55:55 PM

you're ok with batshit crazy people?!

Where do I sign up

10/25/2010 5:59:15 PM

i take back what I said on page one. this thread has potential.

10/25/2010 6:00:46 PM

Looking back on my dating experience I appear attracted to batshit crazy even if I don't know they are up front... but sure enough it eventually shows itself. While it's possible the answer to this is that all women are indeed batshit crazy, I don't have a large enough sample size to yet make this determination but either way I have dealt with it before and know I can find ways to deal with it haha

10/25/2010 6:01:49 PM

Have you ever thought she went batshit crazy after having to deal with your crazy shit. Guys are very rarely the innocent bystander.

10/25/2010 6:02:58 PM