KNOCK IT DOWN DUKE

6/9/2011 4:47:39 PM

as a short guy, theduke makes me want to really hit the gym and get huge; being short works better for him than it does for me i dare say.

this is a totally heterosexual comment.

6/9/2011 5:34:31 PM

^^ haha

^ I'm hardly huge...and come on, I'm not THAT short...I'm 5'8".

My experience, even when I was somewhat more huge back in college (not bodybuilder huge, but I was benching about 10 lbs shy of double my bodyweight, for example), is that it isn't the miracle-cure panty remover that a lot of guys seem to think it is. I don't think most broads are nearly as enamored with it as we tend to think...

(although, generally speaking, I certainly don't think it hurts. Go hit the gym.)

6/9/2011 6:00:50 PM

i would think girls would pick toned over huge

6/9/2011 6:05:52 PM

^

[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 6:07 PM. Reason : well, I do hate that word, but that aside ... ]

6/9/2011 6:06:59 PM

Yeah big muscles make your dick look small

I like nice bodies tho

6/9/2011 6:12:08 PM

Hey DUuuuuuuuuuke

6/29/2011 1:12:33 AM

^^ but being lean will buy you a little bit, in terms of hog-length.

6/29/2011 1:17:39 AM

agreed

I just mean all juiced up and all

6/29/2011 1:32:03 AM

Ooooooh DUUUUUUUUUKE

Please to prime my pump....my sprinklers are ready to water a few lawns

7/31/2011 12:48:00 AM

ewwwwww

7/31/2011 12:58:49 AM

I feel like you should have a dedicated thread for me to say completely inappropriate things in too

7/31/2011 1:01:02 AM

7/31/2011 4:38:07 AM

bttt

for my pie

7/31/2011 10:37:49 PM

Quote :

"Please to prime my pump....my sprinklers are ready to water a few lawns"

hahaha, what the hell?

7/31/2011 10:39:41 PM

I honestly have no clue...

just roll with it ok

7/31/2011 10:43:13 PM

lolololol

what if theduke covered himself in welch's yumyums and let you pick them off one by one

or would you rather be the one covered in yumyums?

mmmm yumyums

7/31/2011 10:45:31 PM

she wants to pee on your hair

7/31/2011 10:46:05 PM

this thread hints at a threesome that i would probably pay to watch

7/31/2011 10:46:15 PM

kadwackie....that's a tough call because I do love some welch's fruit snacks

but we haven't found out if theDuke is a fan of yumyums....

Duke...what's your thoughts on snackie snacks?

This could be fun

7/31/2011 10:49:42 PM

i don't even know what yumyums are

8/1/2011 6:19:08 PM

omg this is what I call yummy snacks...it's caught on and kadwackie uses the term too

the more you know

8/1/2011 6:20:08 PM

Duke,

What time should we schedule my tunnel painting?

8/12/2011 4:33:51 PM

This tunnel ain't gonna paint itself holmes!

8/12/2011 9:43:32 PM

HA

You want it whitewashed, I take it?

8/12/2011 9:43:44 PM

my favorite shade

8/12/2011 9:44:46 PM

Dear Duke,

I have something you can respond to....

9/12/2011 11:12:35 PM

i love this fuckin thread

9/12/2011 11:12:58 PM

this thread is fun

9/12/2011 11:16:30 PM

I'm so glad everyone likes my thread...

now help me get my vagina wrecked ok?

9/12/2011 11:17:10 PM

1) Acquire glass Coke bottle
2) Insert bottle into vagina
3) Clench
4) ...
5) $Profit?

9/12/2011 11:19:17 PM

I'm sorry...I didn't think I needed to clarify here...

I would like theDuke to wreck my vagina all to hell

now if his dick is akin to a coke bottle, then game on

9/12/2011 11:22:52 PM

and you don't think shards of glass in your vajayjay would wreck it all to hell?

9/12/2011 11:33:00 PM

have you ever had sex?

9/12/2011 11:39:28 PM

i was just giving you a way to get your vajayjay wrecked. no need to get all personal in here. wanna help my 30 year dry spell?

9/12/2011 11:40:37 PM

On behalf of the 236th birthday of the Marine Corps, I would like to offer you an opportunity to invade my hoo ha and tear down any and all walls that have been occupied by enemy forces.

11/10/2011 12:17:18 PM

Came across this on pinterest, and immediately thought of this thread:

1/9/2012 3:04:13 PM

I MADE THAT SHIT UP

they stolt my phrase!!!

1/9/2012 3:08:22 PM

^^I'm still mad about that...people stealing my shit

Duke,

In honor of your new house, a request has been put out for your dick to do an extreme makeover on my vagina. There are some walls that need taken down and a back that needs beaten out.

I hope you can help!

Sincerely,

DB19

3/31/2012 12:51:04 PM

good lord

3/31/2012 12:55:50 PM

3/31/2012 12:58:26 PM

it was you that called and proposed last night, wasn't it?

3/31/2012 1:24:39 PM

HAHAHAHAH

I almost composed a ridiculous letter about the proposal instead of a makeover

He's probably lucky I don't have his number, because I'd call tonight when i get hammered

3/31/2012 1:30:49 PM

i love this thread so much

3/31/2012 7:35:19 PM

This is my favorite thread, and I'm a little sad that Duke hasn't responded to my latest request.

THIS RENOVATION PROJECT NEEDS TO GET STARTED Y'ALL

3/31/2012 10:20:48 PM

haha,

WE HAD TO DESTROY IT IN ORDER TO SAVE IT


^^^^ hahaha no.

3/31/2012 10:47:28 PM

I'd fuck her.

3/31/2012 10:48:24 PM

3/31/2012 11:21:42 PM

We had a fantastic evening of demolition, but we're not done yet!

4/1/2012 11:20:58 AM

rabble rabble rabble your penis rabble destroy my vagina

kthnx

9/28/2012 10:38:50 PM