2 and a half men

1/28/2011 7:01:15 PM

He likes his porn girls:

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"Porn actress Kacey Jordan, who was at Sheen's house the night before his trip to the hospital, issued a statement through her representative Friday. She is "very happy that Charlie decided to get some help, it was clear to me if he didn't he would have died," Jordan's statement said. "He is such a talented actor, and has his beautiful children to think about.""

1/28/2011 7:49:04 PM

haha this Taiwan CGI reenactment from the previous page is awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_OB-W3FQM

1/28/2011 7:52:16 PM

that girls pussy is so puffy that it looks like it has testicles built in


its awesome

1/28/2011 7:54:00 PM

[Edited on July 13, 2011 at 12:53 PM. Reason : coca cola]

1/28/2011 8:06:21 PM

Grown up is like his age. I'm only 27.

1/28/2011 8:36:48 PM

Ha kacey jordan, I should feel bad/skeevy for knowing who that is.

1/28/2011 8:51:32 PM

^^Well he accidentally shot his fiance (Kelly Preston) at 25. He worked to get where he is today.

1/28/2011 9:03:02 PM

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"During the [36 hour] boozefest, Charlie agreed to rent out George’s giant estate for four months — at the rate of $250k per month — while George goes away on an upcoming trip to Thailand. And why does Sheen need an extra mansion? Charlie explained that he wants to start a “porn family” — and he wants the “actresses” to all live in the same house. One big, smutty family. The next morning, Sheen’s people found out about the deal and were “furious” — and immediately put a stop to the plans."

Charlie promised Kacey a Bentley.

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"“Ok for all the f**king haters… I’m getting a baby blue convertible Bentley next month so I dunno…HUSH fml,” the 22-year-old porn star wrote on her Twitter account Wednesday afternoon. Sources confirmed to RadarOnline.com that the Two and a Half Men star made numerous promises to the porn stars he was partying with. “My life has changed… Speechless ” Kacey wrote. Seems Kacey may have gotten her hopes up in the aftermath of Charlie’s hospitalization – just like the porn stars that came before her, she’s hired a lawyer."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/tag/charlie-sheen

1/28/2011 9:38:51 PM

holy moly, sheen+ five porn stars+ 36 hours+ brieface of cocaine+hotel room or whatever it was, I wonder how many orgasms he had

1/31/2011 9:05:25 PM

he'll be out of rehab in 2 weeks max, that way CBS can fire up production on that terrible fucking sitcom just in time to keep new episodes on the air.

1/31/2011 9:13:24 PM

haha, actually he's out of rehab already:

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"“Charlie was supposed to go to a rehab facility but he absolutely refused to go,” one pal, who has intimate knowledge of the situation, told RadarOnline.com. “He is at home now and those close to him are trying to get him to enter a facility, but he doesn’t think he has a problem.”"

Also, Gigi Rivera was the third pornstar there and Kacey Jordan aborted K-Fed's baby.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/tag/charlie-sheen

1/31/2011 9:53:43 PM

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"“It was OK,” Jordan tells us. “It didn’t last very long.” While Jordan was surprised about their “quick” romp, she has a theory why it was so brief. “Because he was so f–ked up,” she claims. “When you’re that high…his performance wasn’t very long.” By her count, Mr. Two and a Half Men clocked in at just over two and a half minutes. She alleges he later made some “excuses” for his abbreviated performance. “It was a three-minute ordeal,” Jordan says of the hookup, which happened right before she left his house. “After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me. He was sloppy but still functioning, [he] wouldn’t stop kissing my feet. He promised me he’d get me a Bentley.” Jordan claims Sheen was so much the worse for wear that she felt bad leaving, but did and went directly to deposit the check he wrote her for $30,000. “He’s the nicest guy, kind, sweet,” she says. “But for my safety, if I didn’t leave, I’ll be on a stretcher in the hospital. I sent him a text asking for the other $25,000.”"

2/1/2011 8:32:50 PM

more nudes of the real stars of this story please

2/1/2011 9:51:20 PM

nah, but seriously:


[Edited on February 1, 2011 at 9:55 PM. Reason : .]

2/1/2011 9:53:45 PM

i guess he likes small tits

2/1/2011 9:55:19 PM

yeah, the point has been made that he's into the ones that look prepubescent.

2/1/2011 9:56:20 PM

Kacey Jordan spills the beans on Howard Stern

Why would a guy want anything to do with a whore who kisses and tells?

http://www.marksfriggin.com/news11/1-31.htm#tue

2/1/2011 10:13:51 PM

^^^^ Hyundai sells kilos of cocaine now?

2/1/2011 11:53:41 PM

Is there a precedent for this? Cause this stuff is actually kinda shocking--not so much that it happened but that it came out this way.

And I'm not surprised at all. It just seems normal. Like, Charlie Sheen has single-handedly torn down some barriers here.

[Edited on February 2, 2011 at 1:05 AM. Reason : Y'all know what I mean.]

2/2/2011 12:49:56 AM

It's because all the fucking idiots who watch his stupid ass sitcom don't stop watching his show when he does things like this so the CBS execs don't ever punish him.

2/2/2011 6:20:22 AM

I knew that girl was a porn star but it's an odd feeling seeing some girl doing a professional news interview and then suddenly clicking and seeing her vagina in front of a camera

2/3/2011 4:45:07 PM

I don't watch the show because it sucks.

But if I like it, why the fuck would I stop watching it just because one of the actors likes to party? I don't see what one (me enjoying the show) has to do with the other (actor partying off screen in real life).

2/3/2011 5:00:05 PM

was this guy EVER a good actor? im pretty sure he only got gigs b/c of his father.

someone remind me where he was good, because i dont remember it.

2/3/2011 5:09:48 PM

^ Wall Street, Platoon, Major League

2/3/2011 5:16:35 PM

2/3/2011 5:38:10 PM

Major league was some of his best work.

2/3/2011 6:28:26 PM

Wall Street was pretty damn good.

2/4/2011 5:21:41 AM

Charlie Sheen is my idol. That motherfucker knows how to party.

2/4/2011 9:44:02 AM

He could get some hotter porn stars. Those tits are miniscule.

2/4/2011 10:37:39 AM

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"But if I like it, why the fuck would I stop watching it just because one of the actors likes to party? I don't see what one (me enjoying the show) has to do with the other (actor partying off screen in real life)."

For real. I'm not his dad.

And if I was I wouldn't give a fuck because I'd be Martin Sheen. I'd probably be off banging porn stars with all of my West Wing money.

2/4/2011 11:40:09 AM

^^^He doesn't really. Freebasing with a teenagish porn star...I mean, in case you didn't know, you can make that happen right now...hundreds of thousands of people live the same dream in motels/hotels/econostays every night.

Fucking truckers smoke coke with underage drug addicts on the reg.

If that's what you're interested in, just get your trucking license or whatever.

2/8/2011 1:45:00 AM

What if I already have a trucking license? What would the next step be?

2/8/2011 1:55:44 AM

^^ Hundreds of thousands of people are doing coke with porn stars in motels across the country, DAILY?


[Edited on February 8, 2011 at 4:52 AM. Reason : ]

2/8/2011 4:51:57 AM

It's pretty bad when porn stars look down on you and chastise you for making poor life choices

2/8/2011 7:09:57 AM

^^I guess I'm stretching the definition of "star."

But, yeah, getting high and paying women for sex...it's not that hard to do and certainly not worth idolizing.

2/8/2011 8:48:04 PM

Hey BridgetSPK, would you be interested in attending a drug fueled orgy at my home? Monetary compensation will be provided.

Come on, everyone is doing it.

2/8/2011 9:29:52 PM

Yes, but only to prove my point that lots of people are doing this all the time.

My man will understand.

I STICKS TO MY GUNS!

2/9/2011 4:51:46 PM

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"^^He doesn't really. Freebasing with a teenagish porn star...I mean, in case you didn't know, you can make that happen right now...hundreds of thousands of people live the same dream in motels/hotels/econostays every night. Fucking truckers smoke coke with underage drug addicts on the reg."

this may be the most valid post of BridgetSPK's tww career

[Edited on February 9, 2011 at 5:41 PM. Reason : sdfsd]

2/9/2011 5:41:41 PM

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

2/9/2011 5:44:05 PM

^ When in doubt, assume the worst and flame on.

2/9/2011 5:51:00 PM

i mean it...

you're spot on with that one

2/9/2011 5:51:04 PM

But that calls into question the value of her other 21760 posts

2/9/2011 10:47:34 PM

good read if you've got the time:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2011/02/15/133780022/the-charlie-sheen-problem-now-thrown-into-stark-and-public-relief

2/15/2011 4:14:05 PM

Whoa whoa whoa. I just had me an idear.

He likes drugs and women that look underage.....

2/15/2011 4:25:15 PM

2/15/2011 5:16:39 PM

reportedly set to disclose that he has the aids

11/16/2015 1:45:10 PM

shouldn't have fucked so many tigers i guess

11/16/2015 1:50:53 PM

#winning

11/16/2015 1:57:03 PM

#HIVVING

11/16/2015 3:55:03 PM