10/28/2010 10:02:13 PM

^ tim tebow would be very upset, as would kurt warner.

10/28/2010 10:07:50 PM

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10/28/2010 10:37:29 PM

I heart Jesus as well.

11/1/2010 2:15:28 PM

indy sucks so bad at TWW

11/1/2010 2:17:23 PM

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"I'm telling you, indy = Willy Nilly"

Every time I mention this on tdub, indy COMPLETELY ignores it. Just adds to my list of reasons why they are the same person.

Maybe I should ask him how he feels about pig pickin' cake

11/1/2010 3:16:50 PM

I want the truth

11/2/2010 1:20:05 PM

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11/2/2010 1:25:51 PM

Believing in god/jesus would be SOOOO much easier if there was at least one, small shred of evidence proving their existence.
And also, am I supposed to believe that jesus was a white dude with brown hair born in the Middle East?
Wake up suckas.

11/2/2010 5:20:19 PM

how original. please tell me more of your brilliant theories on religion.

11/2/2010 5:22:18 PM

^^ There is lots of historical evidence of Jesus' existence. And why do you give a shit about paintings which show him as a white man? If he was born in the Middle East, it is safe to assume that he looked like the people in that region at that time. If that's all that's holding you back from adopting Christianity, you should convert now!

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"^ No, he (indy) is someone who takes delight in cartoons and paintings depicting child rape and child masturbation... he is a fucking PSYCHO PERVERT "

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11/2/2010 5:31:14 PM

best site ever?
http://www.jesusisajerk.com/

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" Here are the main points of what I'm saying in a nutshell: * Jesús and Jesus are two different people. * I was mad at Jesús because it looked like he was going above and beyond the call of duty with my wife. * I'm not mad at your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who, if he exists, I'm sure is a nice guy that would never bone another guy's wife. * Even though Jesús wasn't doing the nasty on my property, I still wouldn't cry if the Romans crucified him. "

11/2/2010 6:12:26 PM

I like Jesus.

Also I'm a fan of infant baptism. Original sin needs to be washed away. I was baptized when I was one month old. I plan to do the same with my children.

11/2/2010 6:23:23 PM

Are you trying to say that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

11/2/2010 6:24:05 PM

I love how indy still ignored my statement

11/2/2010 6:27:06 PM

^ YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

[Edited on November 2, 2010 at 6:28 PM. Reason : Damn, 2 movie quotes back to back from me. Pretty sweet]

11/2/2010 6:28:11 PM

11/2/2010 6:30:31 PM

God, creator of sin, wants us to follow him and not sin, though he created us with an innate propensity to sin thanks to a rib-woman's decision to eat a piece of fruit. This all might have been avoided had it not been for that damn talking snake. But we are able to wash ourselves of our sins thanks to God sending his son, who was really him, by impregnating a 14 year old virgin with...a fetal version of himself. He died for 3 days, but he really didn't because he was God and this "sacrifice" brought us salvation from a problem he created.

Umm, ok, I'll buy that.

11/2/2010 6:31:09 PM

It's called free will.

11/2/2010 6:33:20 PM

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"It's called free will."

Cool, something that doesn't exist proves God's existence

11/2/2010 6:49:48 PM

You're absolutely right, it is free will to believe or not.

Myself, I choose to not believe in alot of things. Here's an abbreviated list:
-talking snakes
-talking burning bushes
-a man living inside a whale,
-a guy being able to part a small ocean so people can walk across,
-that the earth and everything in it was created in a week
-a boat filled with pairs of every species on earth (did Noah go up and grab a couple polar bears and penguins?)
-that god created light BEFORE the sun
-that people can instantly turn into a pillar of salt

That's just a few of the things I have trouble believing in as an educated, relatively intelligent adult. But to each, their own.

11/2/2010 8:13:53 PM

The Bible is a metaphor. you don't have to believe in it verbatim to believe in God

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11/2/2010 8:18:26 PM

Nah dude, a whale totally ate some guy and he was able to chill on his comfy tongue for a while before escaping. Jesus said so so it is done.

11/2/2010 8:23:14 PM

^^ And the same can be said for the Quran, Torah, and every other religious book,

11/2/2010 8:24:41 PM

What determines if a passage from the bible is to be taken metaphorically? Just the ones that couldn't possibly have happened or can't be explained? That sounds pretty convenient to me.

11/2/2010 8:47:00 PM

nah, the entire book is a metaphor. it's a story, meant to motivate, evoke emotion, and bring comfort. Shit, The Bible is pretty much Harry Potter without the gay.

11/2/2010 8:49:59 PM

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"What determines if a passage from the bible is to be taken metaphorically? Just the ones that couldn't possibly have happened or can't be explained? That sounds pretty convenient to me. "

Sounds about right.

11/2/2010 8:51:56 PM

I like to say a lot of times that I am a red letter Christian. I follow what Jesus taught.

11/2/2010 8:54:53 PM

If it is true that he could turn water to wine, then that is a man I would follow

11/2/2010 8:56:51 PM

Have you ever taken an Art History class?? All that shit from back then was metaphorical for something.

11/2/2010 9:15:21 PM

Shit, if someone told me Muhammad could turn water into Coors Light, then consider me Muslim.

11/2/2010 9:17:33 PM

Coors Light? Water?

guess we'll consider you a Muslim then.

11/3/2010 11:02:13 AM