page 2 doesn't give a warning

11/9/2010 8:31:04 PM

5 4 3 2 1 0 EHHHHHHH

11/9/2010 10:22:48 PM

If the response from your girl, when asked why she swallows, is anything other than

If I don't swallow it, some other bitch will"

then you need to make that statement true.

11/9/2010 10:24:08 PM

swallowing makes for an easy clean up.

11/9/2010 10:39:57 PM

bmel has won this thread in a handbasket.

11/10/2010 12:54:37 AM

A billion times better without the .

And she also loses points for repeatedly calling a girl a slut in another thread.

Not cool.

11/10/2010 2:37:44 AM

yeah, but I won and no one likes you anyway

11/10/2010 10:57:02 PM

this made me giggle

Quote :

"What the hell is it with a goddam courtesy tap...what's wrong with a verbal warning?"

lol @ verbal warning. what is this...a middle school bus ride?

[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 11:00 PM. Reason : .]

11/10/2010 10:59:48 PM

Quote :

"seems to me she ought to know when it's coming. I mean, there are physical warning signs--quickened breathing, etc, etc. . ."

You can tell when your really getting close but not the moment its coming. It's interesting that the guys here have some sort of routine, albeit a courtesy tap or verbal warning. Is it really important to let them know? I mean, do chicks get upset about this sort of thing?

11/10/2010 11:16:41 PM

Here's my two cents:

Just stop when you feel like it.

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11/10/2010 11:20:10 PM

Quote :

"bmel: yeah, but I won and no one likes you anyway "

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sure I'm unliked...it's kinda how I've rolled forever in case you didn't know.

But you did make a huge deal about another girl being a slut, and then you came here with some coy, stupid stuff about "easy clean up" with an angel face tagged on to it.

You're essentially letting the entire Internet know that you swallow...while trying to maintain that some other girl is a slut.

And trying to pull off a all the while.

It's ridiculous.

11/10/2010 11:29:16 PM

saying you swallow on the internet =/= giving a lap dance on the first row at a Cowboys football game

11/10/2010 11:49:05 PM

I'm playing devil's advocate here....but

I bet the lap dance girl swallows too!

11/10/2010 11:55:12 PM

i'm sure there are plenty of girls that swallow that don't give lap dances and visa versa

these two things are not correlated with one another.

everyone loses

11/10/2010 11:59:34 PM

I swallow AND give lap dances

now what?

11/11/2010 12:00:35 AM

I think it would be awkward not to swallow. But then again I only have given head to boyfriends so maybe the rules change for "strange"?

11/11/2010 12:00:41 AM

itt BridgetSPK judges girls who have sex with their boyfriends

11/11/2010 12:01:20 AM

Ummm giving head to "strange" is a horrible idea. unless you do it with a condom on...... which ew. but seriously

don't suck people's dicks when you don't know where they've been. HELLOOOOO. HERPES AFFECTS 1 IN 5 ADULTS IN THIS COUNTRY.

yuck

11/11/2010 12:01:44 AM

but the people on the valtrex commercials look so happy

11/11/2010 12:02:28 AM

that's a side effect of the Valtrex, not the herpes

11/11/2010 12:03:08 AM

oh damn

11/11/2010 12:04:05 AM

wat

11/11/2010 12:06:12 AM

ITT bmel finds out she has the herp

11/11/2010 12:06:50 AM

Dudes, I'm down for whatever. Swallowing or not or not getting to that point or not doing it all, it's your business.

It was the ridiculousness of telling everybody you swallow, and calling other girls sluts, and trying to be all about it.

Again, it's ridiculous.

11/11/2010 12:10:59 AM

^^ fuuuuuuuuuu

^ k

11/11/2010 12:16:02 AM

You're ridiculous.

also

11/11/2010 12:16:05 AM

I never give girls taps or anything. I mean what the fuck does she expect to happen? It's basic 5th grade sex ed..... if you rub the fireman's helmet long enough you're gonna get a yogurt explosion in the face. Honestly though, I think chicks got over the whole cum thing around senior year of high school.

11/11/2010 12:18:39 AM

seriously...its like "aint you never sucked a dick before???...you know the drill."

I'm trying to sit back and enjoy this...

11/11/2010 12:27:41 AM

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

She created (on behalf of somebody else supposedly) and went into one ultra-male thread and called a girl a slut repeatedly.

And then she turns around in another ultra-male thread and is all, "I swallow cause it's easier clean-up. Teeheehee "

It's pathetic and ridiculous.

Unless she's like twelve years-old or something...

11/11/2010 12:34:59 AM

how many times are you going to tell us the same thing?

11/11/2010 12:40:15 AM

OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN



But

I HOPE YOU WON'T JUDGE ME.

11/11/2010 12:43:16 AM

and over and again

til the night closes in

TIL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN

11/11/2010 12:45:18 AM

STAY WITH ME

LAY WITH ME

HOLDING ME

LOVING ME, BAAAABBBYYYY!!!!!

11/11/2010 12:52:48 AM

All the vids I've seen where the bitches don't swallow, they pull the dick out and jerk it all over their face and tits.

I'd like to see this become proper oral etiquette.

11/11/2010 10:13:17 AM

if i was a chick, i would swallow...

but then again, if i was a chick, i would be a slut too...

11/11/2010 11:55:41 AM

STRANGE

11/11/2010 12:16:48 PM

^^^^

11/12/2010 12:07:51 PM

i would order the mop salad (shouts to joe budden) from bmel, but BridgetSPK has a pretty solid point here.

11/12/2010 12:21:34 PM