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"Its going to end with your dick laying in an empty gas station parking spot."

I lol'd

11/9/2010 2:38:14 PM

i still want to know where you parked the car and beat her bottoms off

11/9/2010 2:40:00 PM

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"why are you asking how it WILL end up if you already did it? it will end up with her becoming stalkerish, bugging the shit out of you at work, and ultimately going batshit on you."

fuck a 49th post

why didnt you snap a shot of her with your phone when she was going to town to go along with the story though?

11/9/2010 2:40:04 PM

She touched my leg...

11/9/2010 2:41:47 PM

So you said in your original post that you're seeing someone. What happens to that relationship?

11/9/2010 2:42:38 PM

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" haha, its a truck, and we went to an empty floor of the parking garage... how did you know? "

11/9/2010 2:42:41 PM

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"so whats the djeternal story?"

tl;dr -

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"Sexy e-mails on company time is never a good plan"

11/9/2010 2:43:19 PM

^^hahaah shit, i missed that post

gg

11/9/2010 2:44:20 PM

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""

LAWL... duckface

11/9/2010 2:44:47 PM

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"So you said in your original post that you're seeing someone. What happens to that relationship? "

its not that much of a relationship, just like a FWB

11/9/2010 2:44:51 PM

^ now it is..

11/9/2010 2:46:08 PM

she's pretty cute...i'd hit it (if i wasn't married )

11/9/2010 2:46:44 PM

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"DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM"

11/9/2010 2:49:01 PM

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"I would also be afraid she was not clean in the yes yes area but that is just me."

hahahaha nice choice of words punchmonk

11/9/2010 3:00:00 PM

gonna end w/ me not reading that

11/9/2010 3:01:52 PM

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"Sexy e-mails on company time is never a good plan, just ask djeternal"

Well, it all depends how you look at it. We both got fired for it, but we hated that job anyway. Now here we are almost 2 years later still together, and both working at better paying jobs that we love.

Here is my thread for reference:

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=542088

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 3:07 PM. Reason : a]

11/9/2010 3:04:56 PM

wait shit, i knew yall both got canned but i didnt realize she was the one you were living with now. well, gg.

11/9/2010 3:27:29 PM

just from looking at her pic, it looks like it's gonna end with some sores and a prescription for valtrex

11/9/2010 7:05:18 PM

get it while you can.

11/9/2010 7:06:08 PM

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"FORMER COLLEGE CUMDUMPSTER"

11/10/2010 4:09:52 AM

and yes Peter, executive coordinator = secretary.

don't ever let anyone tell you different

11/10/2010 6:28:41 AM

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"So you said in your original post that you're seeing someone. What happens to that relationship?"

that was my question, too

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"its not that much of a relationship, just like a FWB"

i don't know that a fuckbuddy is the same as "seeing someone"...unless you follow it up with "from 10:45-10:50 every morning for a cool $50"

11/10/2010 8:07:09 AM

i bet there's cooter pics of her in this thread by page 5

11/10/2010 8:11:05 AM

well yesterday she emailed me and asked if i wanted to get something to eat for lunch, i told her no, there was only one thing i wanted to do during lunch, and it didnt involve food. she got pissy and accused me of only want sex from her. i reminded her that on tuesday she only wanted sex from me, and thats all it would ever be between us.

i guess she got mad, i havnt heard from her since.

crazy bitches...

11/11/2010 12:27:33 PM

^ lol. THAT wasn't predictable at all...

11/11/2010 12:34:43 PM

^^ which further proves my point that the overwhelming majority of women can't handle a FWB situation, no matter how much they say they can.

11/11/2010 12:49:23 PM

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"TWW, How is this gonna end?"

mystery...SOLVED

11/11/2010 12:50:54 PM

I love it when girls try to fuck their way into a relationship

LOL

11/11/2010 12:52:22 PM

Come to think of it, that actually worked for my current GF.

I'VE BEEN TRICKED!

11/11/2010 12:53:32 PM

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"she got pissy and accused me of only want sex from her."

RED ALERT:

11/11/2010 12:53:41 PM

You don't need to listen to any of these overly cautious assholes on here...

You need to continue to beat the brakes off that pussy.

11/11/2010 1:02:09 PM

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"You need to continue to beat the brakes off that pussy."

Amen.

11/11/2010 1:11:28 PM

There are 2 ways to approach this.

The Correct Way: The way you handled it. Letting her know that it was only ever going to be sex and letting her make the decision.

Downside: You most likely will not hit it again.

Upside: You were honest, and you can feel good about yourself for doing the right thing. Also, there is an outside chance that when she is lonely, drunk, desperate or any combination of the 3, she might call you for a booty call.

The Dickhead Way: Go to lunch with her, call her and talk to her every night, and make her believe that you want something more than just sex.

Downside: As the title states, you will end up the dickhead. She will probably fall in love with you, you will break her heart, then she will tell all her friends you have a small dick, herpes, suck in bed, or any combination of the 3.

Upside: You get to fuck her plenty more times, and if you are REALLY smooth, will probably get to put it in her ass.

11/11/2010 1:11:53 PM

well that was fast

11/11/2010 1:14:58 PM

ill stick with the correct way, i dont beat around the bush, if its just sex then ill say its just sex. its up to her if she wants more cocking or not. sure with her looks, she could probably go anywhere and pick up a dude, but my past experences, its better to be up front about it. if i hit it right, then im all she is thinking about, even if she is pissed at me, and she will call/email for more. if i didnt hit it right, then she will go on about her merry way, and find some other poor bastard to make miserable...

she seems like the type to give up the pussy all the time in the beginning and once you are hooked, she would start being stingy with it, and setting rules and time limits on it... $.02

11/11/2010 1:19:05 PM

twss^^

[Edited on November 11, 2010 at 1:19 PM. Reason : asdf]

11/11/2010 1:19:31 PM

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"Now here we are almost 2 years later still together"

fuck me, that was two years ago?

christ.

11/11/2010 1:25:05 PM

^ I know, crazy huh? I thought the same thing when I bumped the old thread

11/11/2010 1:26:06 PM

Happy ending?

11/11/2010 1:27:25 PM

Lol yep epic tails of game happened 2 years ago for sure I remember where I was when djeternal hit that.

11/11/2010 1:32:04 PM

Wow, that was 2 years ago...

I've been on TWW for way too long. Fuck all you old people.

11/11/2010 1:33:35 PM

Sherri McKinley?

11/11/2010 3:43:25 PM

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"fuck me, that was two years ago? christ."

11/11/2010 3:44:56 PM

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"she is 34 years old, divorced 8 years ago, has a daughter 11 years old"

Have fun but wear a condom.

11/11/2010 4:45:29 PM

^ She probably could have used that advice 12 years ago

11/11/2010 5:09:16 PM

^^^^ THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING.

11/11/2010 5:11:50 PM

^^HAAHAH

11/11/2010 5:41:59 PM

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"WHAT CAME OVER ME"

11/11/2010 5:49:23 PM

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[Edited on November 11, 2010 at 7:23 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2010 7:21:19 PM

You've already made some mistakes, which is why you didn't get any ill na na on your lunch break.

You need to reassert yourself. Tell her that you two are going to fuck in her bed. You know, the bed where she probably does all sorts of nasty things that she doesn't do with you with the guy who treats her like shit. Fuck her there, but make sure she's off your dick right before you blow your wad. Marvel at her amazement as she watches intently as you blow your load right into her s/o's pillow.

From that point on, every night when he lays his head down on that pillow, she'll think about the mighty load that you deposited there. If she thinks about your spunk, she's gonna crave your dick. If she craves your dick, you can do anything you want.

11/11/2010 7:24:07 PM