^^ Jacking it with another dude is "gay stuff."

And I wouldn't want to tag team a bitch with another dude either.

11/23/2010 11:26:27 AM

is that because shed lose interest in you; only resting her hand on your pelvic region once in awhile while she gives the other dude all he wants in life?

11/23/2010 11:28:20 AM

^ LOL! Please explain to me how fucking a girl with another dude would make it better for me? Do you need to bring in another dick to satisfy your woman, or do you cum harder with the presence of another man?

11/23/2010 11:55:12 AM

What if Jessica Alba would bang you only with another guy? Do you say no thanks, that would be gay?

11/23/2010 11:57:41 AM

Yeah, I would say no. Denying sex with another dude is hardly gay. Not to mention, Jessica Alba is highly overrated.

11/23/2010 12:04:20 PM

Zach Galifianakis openly masturbated in the passenger seat of their car with Robert Downey Jr. in the driver seat in the movie Due Date.

IS ZACH GALIFIANAKIS GAY? I dont think...well..who knows.

11/23/2010 12:06:33 PM

^ That's a movie.

11/23/2010 12:15:20 PM

as kids my parents didn't care really what we did, but we had three rules. I would reccomend them for kids.

1.DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

2.DON'T RIDE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING

3. DON'T GET CAUGHT

I broke three when I was arrested for underage drinking and obstruction of justice at a Tom Petty Concert. All my dad had to say was "I told you not to get caught "

11/23/2010 12:30:03 PM

I think #3 is kind of complicated. Getting caught is obviously undesirable, but you need to be able to get yourself out of trouble if you do get caught. It helps even more if you know the laws.

For instance, you're throwing a party and your house smells of weed, you're stoned and you are in possession, you have a 16 year old girl throwing up in the corner of the house and the police show up. Do you open the door? FUCK NO! Anyone who even goes towards the door to open it will get their ass beat and head shoved in a fucking toilet of puke. Crack it open a bit and tell them to get a warrant. They may be able to successfully get one, but you'll have enough time to get rid of your shit and sneak people out the back.

11/23/2010 12:54:09 PM

^complicated? no they meant don't get caught, b/c they aren't hiring a lawyer. They didn't want to hear about what went on.

11/23/2010 4:59:59 PM

^^Under that logic, smell = probable cause and the police can lock down the residence until a warrant is applied for and/or obtained.

11/23/2010 6:13:51 PM

My parents had left we were both butt ass nekid they pulled up managed to get everything but underwears and bras so we hid them in the closet not thinking my parents would come upstairs. My whole family comes up and my mom actually goes in the closet to put something away finds the bra folds it ghost look on face and immediately goes downstairs. Worst 24 hours after that avoiding "the talk"

11/23/2010 8:53:58 PM

I tried to help a girl cheat at a bible verse quiz in 5th grade (my only year in a religious private school)

11/23/2010 9:37:08 PM

I got caught drinking vodka alone in my closet while hosting some very religious annoying people. I felt like an alchy, but them bitches was driving me nuts.

1/6/2011 8:09:49 PM

I'll preface this saying that we were 11 or 12 and had just learned the art of the beat so all of this was totally not gay.

I had a friend named Abdul who we used to jack together. Not jacking each other, no actual physical contact; we would just go to an isolated place like the woods, his treehouse, my basement, etc. with a stack of porno mags and beat. It seemed natural at the time and not a big deal. We had just discovered this wonderful practice and of course wanted to do it as often as possible, and being good friends, it seemed like a good idea to do it together.

Well one day, we're in the midst of a good session, just whacking away. His parents are out to dinner and we have the place to ourselves. We have a Penthouse splayed out on the table and an early 90's porno running on the television, and we're really enjoying ourselves. So much so, in fact, that we don't hear the garage door open, don't hear the key in the door and don't hear the footsteps in the doorway until the startled shriek his mother lets out when she walks in on two adolescent boys with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles furiously masturbating in her living room. It was quite the sight to see.

1/6/2011 8:18:48 PM

You can rationalize all you want. But that's some gay shit.

1/6/2011 8:20:56 PM

Straight guys only, no gay stuff.

If you're not jacking to the other guy, its not gay.

No more so than two dudes tag teaming a broad.

1/6/2011 8:48:24 PM

It's a LOT different than 2 dudes tag teaming a girl. See there's a GIRL in the tag team. Without the girl it's 2 guys. And. That. Is. Some. Gay. Shit.

1/6/2011 8:50:13 PM

nah, thats pretty gay

1/6/2011 8:53:36 PM

especially since you tagged it with the fact you were both shirtless.

1/6/2011 8:54:29 PM

Quote :

"3. DON'T GET CAUGHT"

my dad drilled something similar to this in my head growing up.
his was a little different...and i quote:

"When you get caught that means you don't know what you are doing and shouldn't be doing anyway."

that and the ever famous

"If you're gonna go down, you sure as hell better go down swinging"

[Edited on January 6, 2011 at 9:01 PM. Reason : cxc]

1/6/2011 9:01:04 PM

What if Jessica Alba would bang you only with another guy? Do you say no thanks, that would be gay?

1/6/2011 9:10:18 PM

Goddamn you are dense. Two dudes alone(no female), shirtless, beating off is NOT two dudes tag teaming Jessica Alba.

1/6/2011 9:27:50 PM

^his post is a copy of a Slave Famous post on page 1. And I agree gay.

1/6/2011 9:40:53 PM

1/6/2011 9:42:24 PM

He's trying to deflect attention away from the fact that him and another dude got caught jacking off. Jessica Alba was no where in sight.

1/6/2011 9:49:38 PM

1/6/2011 9:50:27 PM

icwydt




[Edited on January 6, 2011 at 9:51 PM. Reason : roll]

[Edited on January 6, 2011 at 9:52 PM. Reason : ool]

1/6/2011 9:50:58 PM

1/6/2011 9:53:45 PM

I'll preface this saying that we were 11 or 12 and had just learned the art of the blow so all of this was totally not gay.

I had a friend named Brandon who we used to blow together. Not romantic blowing each other, no actual emotional involvement; we would just go to an isolated place like the woods, his treehouse, my basement, etc. with a stack of porno mags and blow. It seemed natural at the time and not a big deal. We had just discovered this wonderful practice and of course wanted to do it as often as possible, and being good friends, it seemed like a good idea to do it together.

Well one day, we're in the midst of a good session, just blowing away. His parents are out to dinner and we have the place to ourselves. We have a Penthouse splayed out on the table and an early 90's porno running on the television, and we're really enjoying ourselves. So much so, in fact, that we don't hear the garage door open, don't hear the key in the door and don't hear the footsteps in the doorway until the startled shriek his mother lets out when she walks in on two adolescent boys with their shirts off and their pants around their ankles furiously blowing each other in her living room. It was quite the sight to see.

1/6/2011 9:54:21 PM

1/6/2011 10:00:36 PM

Totally gay

1/6/2011 10:01:49 PM

But I clearly prefaced it with "totally not gay".

1/6/2011 10:04:39 PM

Would it have been gay if jessica alba was involved?

1/6/2011 10:07:28 PM

I thought this should go in here.

Quote :

"ThePeter i did just find an "Ass Live Wallpaper" where I can tap the screen to make the girl shake her ass so I might get that instead ThePeter oh shit i can make it rain too dropdeadkatebut i definitely should have gotten the ass live wallpaper instead ..... .... ... .. bmel Peter, what are you talking about?"

1/6/2011 11:27:55 PM

When I was in high school, my then-girlfriend, now-wife had parked and were making out. I had approximately reached base 1-3/4 when BAM there's a spotlight on the car. It was an MP (they lived on base), and he politely asked me to step out of the vehicle. He walked me over to his patrol car and asked what we were up to. Being a smooth operator I knew just what to say. "Just hanging out." Like I said, smooth. The cop, who happened to be a K-9 unit, says, "Stay here, I'm going to go talk to her. Any sudden movements and the dog will attack." I looked into the back seat of the car and there was a big German shepherd staring me down. I have never suppressed a sneeze so well.

Also, in 6th grade I got caught trying to explain how to do a problem on a test to my friend. Kept me out of Junior Beta Club until 7th grade.

1/7/2011 9:29:34 AM

I got caught shoplifting a bracelet from Claire's when I was 14

I think my dad still has it somewhere to show my future kids

1/7/2011 9:31:22 AM

MOAR STORIES!

1/7/2011 9:43:07 AM

I used to pretend to stay after school for help when really I was going to my bf's house to chill. My bf forged notes from my teacher saying I went. My dad busted us but I took the blame so he wouldn't find out where I really was. My stepmom totally blamed me for going to the bf's and I was like ARE YOU CRAZY? My dad didn't believe her lol it still got me two 5 o'clocks cause my dad ratted me out to the fucking teacher.

It was a small price to pay lol

1/7/2011 9:46:26 AM

In sixth grade I was caught selling my dad's smut mags at school. I had nearly 500 dollars rolled up in my pocket when I got busted.

Principal was so cool though. He called my mom an told her that I was the best entrepreneur the school had ever seen.

1/7/2011 9:47:44 AM

i have several

"gee ben why do you have a pillow on your lap when the gf's parent walked into the room" stories

"she was just taking a nap"

(...)

1/7/2011 9:49:04 AM

lololol

1/7/2011 9:50:00 AM

okay, the slave famous shit is pretty gay.

trust me, i did more than my fair share of various things with some of my male friends at numerous points during middle/high school. all but 1 of them are now either full blown gay or at least bi.

as far as shit i've been caught doing, my dad walked in on me giving a dude the business once in 9th grade. coincidentally, that was also the day he found out i liked dudes.

there's more, but i should probably get to work.

1/7/2011 9:54:55 AM

Not about me, but I swear this is completely true:

My friend kip has a number of social/personality issues including tremendous OCD, Aspergers, etc.

Anyways, his MOM told me that in high school she walked in on him masturbating in his room. He had spread out playboys all over his bed and was hovering over top. She said she overheard him saying, "Who's gonna get it? Who wants it?". She opens his door, he looks up at her, and without losing a beat goes back to jerking off without saying a word.





[Edited on January 7, 2011 at 10:01 AM. Reason : unintentional pun]

1/7/2011 9:56:48 AM

^baaaaahahahahahahahaha.

1/7/2011 9:57:57 AM

^^^i would think the finding out you liked dudes was implied by that point...

or you tripped and fell....

^^nice pun, even if unintentional

Quote :

"It's a LOT different than 2 dudes tag teaming a girl. See there's a GIRL in the tag team. Without the girl it's 2 guys. And. That. Is. Some. Gay. Shit."

this in reference to the other stuff up the page

1/7/2011 10:08:15 AM

Quote :

"okay, the slave famous shit is pretty gay"

Evan called you the fuck out.

1/7/2011 12:11:39 PM

I think I was in either 10th or 11th grade, but my mom caught me and a buddy high on 'shrooms. Worst. Trip. Ever.
Try having your mom talking to you about Jesus when you are tripping balls. Her face looked like a fuckin' Picasso.

1/7/2011 5:06:00 PM

got caught dipping by my friend's parents in highschool

1/7/2011 7:33:24 PM

^^ been there. i used to trip all the time in HS. getting cornered by parents/teachers makes for some difficult trippin.

1/8/2011 4:21:54 AM