I like my garbage like I like my women, gone by the time I wake up.

11/23/2010 10:55:35 PM

Like I like my Presidential policy...domestic.

11/23/2010 11:04:30 PM

Quote :

"why is coffee being stored in the freezer? why didn't he say taco meat?"

11/24/2010 8:37:21 AM

I like my coffee like I like my women - in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.

11/25/2010 9:35:25 AM

I like my tea like I like my women, hot, strong, sweet, and milky.

11/25/2010 6:26:53 PM

....like a shop-vac, sucking golf balls through hoses

11/26/2010 4:07:41 AM

I like my cars like I like my women. Always working and fine tuning them with great reward

11/26/2010 10:53:38 AM

microwave, easy to turn on and gets things hot quickly

11/26/2010 1:00:59 PM