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3/14/2011 5:58:12 PM

more like

2ldr

3/14/2011 5:58:39 PM

LP78's stories are usually worth the read, especially if tww is otherwise boring.

3/14/2011 6:13:20 PM

sounds like bullshit

3/14/2011 6:19:07 PM

Quote :

"Toms House: Tell us about the time you licked my ear at a party!!! LivinProof78: i don't recall that...but it doesn't really surprise me but the better question is...did you enjoy it Toms House: Hard to say really. I didnt have alot of time to ponder it. Within 15 seconds of that happening Paul Idol hit me in the balls. "

[Edited on March 15, 2011 at 9:15 AM. Reason : das]

3/15/2011 9:03:13 AM

I now associate you licking my ear with intense genital pain.

3/15/2011 9:13:30 AM

i get that a lot

[Edited on March 15, 2011 at 9:14 AM. Reason : sdfd]

3/15/2011 9:14:10 AM

oh, that's sad

3/15/2011 9:14:15 AM

aha

3/15/2011 9:14:45 AM

if LP78 had a nickel for every time she was associated with genital pain....

3/15/2011 9:20:15 AM

Quote :

"he tried to tell us he was a FDNY fireman... i was like "i bet you're a marine or a soldier and you're probably from iowa or something""

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA that is awesome.

Quote :

"They always end up drunk, alone, and bitter at the end of the night."

i knew this guy who called girls like that "Becky." he would tell me there would always be a "Becky" within a group of girls. she sometimes was the DD, but usually was uglier than the rest of the girls and would cockblock the other girls in the group from going home with dudes.

3/15/2011 9:31:00 AM

see...i was always just the opposite...

i would tell the "wingman" of the dude who was trying to hook up with my friend something along these lines...

"look man...i know what's up and you don't have to stand here and talk to me all night to distract me from what's going on...i'm not going to cock block your buddy....but i'm also not going to sleep with you so you are free to go find some girl who will"

3/15/2011 9:49:25 AM