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12/2/2010 11:19:01 PM

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"TRIGGER PULL AFTERWORDS"

12/2/2010 11:24:30 PM

1/10/2011 11:27:02 PM

^ I came to this thread to post that. Beat me to it

1/10/2011 11:33:22 PM

I always feel guilty when using the handicap stall

1/10/2011 11:36:11 PM

I have a fear of people identifying me by my shoes so I always use the handicap. I actually don't piss in a urinal next to the stall if it's occupied for fear they will look at my shoes.

1/10/2011 11:37:38 PM

Shit + Phone w/ internet = best 20 minutes of work.

1/11/2011 1:09:11 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNILUwC9RUs&feature=related

1/11/2011 1:10:27 AM

^^ you said it!

1/11/2011 11:08:35 PM

Quote :

"1-PERSON DUMP CASTLES"

1/11/2011 11:19:37 PM

yeah I drop logs at work

1/11/2011 11:22:33 PM

There's a guy in the office suite next door to mine who always has big headphones on...they may not even be connected to anything...but he's always in the shared bathroom around the same time early afternoon like clockwork making noisy ass shits that last far longer than any normal shit should.

1/12/2011 1:32:05 PM

i put one of those 1000 flushes things in and now the water is like duke blue

it said dont touch the thing when dropping it into the tank, so now im worried if i dump a plopper whether the splash will burn my asshole or something

1/13/2011 3:31:14 PM

and here we go

12/28/2011 4:32:45 PM

*sploosh*

12/28/2011 4:39:25 PM

the stand-alone handicapped bathroom is my dump haven

the regular bathroom, with stalls right beside each other? forget it

12/28/2011 4:46:51 PM

Quote :

"Everyone poops."

Seriously though. Do adults really wait, sneak out, etc. to avoid eye contact?

Related note:

The whole 'You don't want to go on there' nonsense.

It's a toilet. If you expect the place you go to take a shit to never smell like shit...

Why am I arguing on the internet about taking a shit again?

[Edited on December 28, 2011 at 6:20 PM. Reason : ellipsis]

12/28/2011 6:19:43 PM