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"This kind of insinuates a two-dick threesome"

actually, it's a two dick foursome. but one of the dicks is contractually uninvolved. although i guess the guy would probably jack himself.

could i watch the two hot chicks go down on each other while a clean-shaven dude is blowing me from under a table so i dont see him? i'd be okay with that, as long as we could crank up some funk and I dont have to hear any dude mumbling under the table.






[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 12:09 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2010 12:02:27 PM

Why would you want that? I guess you could though

12/3/2010 12:05:51 PM

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"Why would you want that? "

this is your fucking fantasy thread, you tell me.

I'm saying this would be a condition by which i'd let a guy blow me in order to have a subsequent threesome with two hot chicks.

12/3/2010 12:08:43 PM

Oh yeah....

Sometimes I forget that Joe schmoe was at my 23rd birthday party...

12/3/2010 12:10:02 PM

12/3/2010 12:11:12 PM

Oh i thought you just wanted to watch them eat each other out while a guy sucks you off and that'd be it

12/3/2010 12:19:44 PM

[NO]

12/3/2010 12:24:22 PM

Yeah i was gonna ask why you wouldn't just jerk off in that case

12/3/2010 12:29:55 PM

do i have to finish or is x amount of time alright?

12/3/2010 12:44:47 PM

Every time I see this thread I'm like, "no."

But then I just thought, "what if the threesome was with Marissa Miller and Kate Beckinsale."

So now my answer is, "I'll think about it, but only if the two girls are in my celebrity top 10." It couldn't even be just two really hot girls, because I think that's a possibility of actually happening. But I know I could never have two hot celebrities voluntarily enter into a threesome with me.

12/3/2010 12:48:46 PM

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"I don't want to have to guy-guy-girl threesome anyway...."

I'll gladly Eiffel Tower.

12/3/2010 12:49:27 PM

Lauren London and Robin Meade made make me give it a thought

12/3/2010 12:51:30 PM

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"do i have to finish or is x amount of time alright?"

i was thinking the same thing. are we talking a couple licks or a full blow and swallow.

also, i'd assume this was a gay guy doing the blowing, but either way, what's he doing while the threesome is going on? working the camera to record the awesomeness of the threesome? sitting outside the room and listening through the door while rubbing one out?

12/3/2010 12:54:55 PM

By the way, I'm assuming the guy can suck your dick, and when he's done, get him the fuck out of there. If possible, he could blow you while you're watching the girls "warm up." Put a sheet over him so you can't see him and stare at the girls fooling around with each other.

12/3/2010 12:56:19 PM

FUCK NO! Done and Done.

12/3/2010 12:59:00 PM

I'm in.

Where should we meet?

12/3/2010 1:03:02 PM

The guy has to suck you off til you blow your load

12/3/2010 1:05:59 PM

woah, that changes things.

even if i could bust one off, i wouldn't want to waste my load on some dude. that's gay.

we're supposed to be here for the two hottie chicks, the dude is just some contractual obligation fluffer.

12/3/2010 1:36:38 PM

If I were a guy, I'd just close my eyes.

12/3/2010 1:40:46 PM

^Blow load, then reload with the chicks.

You can't do it more than once?

I'm still in. Fuck it.

12/3/2010 1:49:41 PM

Yeah, I say blow your load. It will make your 3-some with the 2 broads last even longer

12/3/2010 1:54:29 PM

What if the girls requested you blow 2-3 loads before they'd bwn you? I might could do one if i got the courage, but i dunno about more than that

12/3/2010 1:57:17 PM

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"You can't do it more than once?"

of course i can, that's not the issue. if dick dude takes one of them, then that's one less i can spend on the chicks

i dont want to spend any of it on him.

i'd want to bust a first quick nut on a pair of titties then save two more for general purposes

12/3/2010 2:59:20 PM

i cant believe what im reading

12/3/2010 3:00:58 PM

that's cool. i can't believe what i'm writing. or that you're reading what i'm writing.

it's all hypothetical anyhow. Marissa Miller and Kate Beckinsale aren't going to have sex with me no matter how many times i let a guy suck my dick. it's just an exercise in absurdity.




[Edited on December 3, 2010 at 3:53 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2010 3:53:10 PM

i'd definitely be concerned about not having as much skeet to spray all over the womens after the guy took my first load

12/3/2010 5:00:14 PM

No

12/3/2010 5:14:17 PM

this thread just screams fluffer!

12/3/2010 5:15:49 PM

yep. i'm holding tryouts. you lookin?

12/3/2010 5:21:59 PM

Would said dude have a mustache? Hypothetically?

12/3/2010 5:31:04 PM

Would it affect your decision? I imagine it would feel weird if he can deep throat

12/3/2010 5:40:35 PM

It might.

12/3/2010 6:08:53 PM

is it a deal breaker if he had a mustache, or would you still let him suck you off but be all like uuughhgh he has a mustache

12/3/2010 11:17:23 PM

^ clean up would be 3x as hard.

the people concerned about mustaches are just expressing concern and empathy.

12/3/2010 11:19:53 PM

what about just a soulpatch?

what about a big santa claus biker beard?

what about an older italian woman with big swinging 42-DDDs and sideburns?

1/19/2011 4:47:15 PM

[closet] homos ITT

1/19/2011 4:55:21 PM

and here you are.

1/19/2011 4:59:43 PM

Does this thread exist just to prove that you can argue about anything on tww?

1/19/2011 5:01:06 PM

no.

but it does serve as supporting evidence.

1/19/2011 5:07:42 PM

You're probably gay if you don't suck a dick to get some pussy. You're a man, your life is about trying to get pussy.

1/19/2011 7:06:03 PM

I LISTEN TO MAINSTREAM MUSIC. BECAUSE, LIKE, IF I DIDN'T LISTEN TO MAINSTREAM MUSIC, THAT WOULD MEAN AT LEAST ONE PERSON DIDN'T LISTEN TO IT. AND THAT'S JUST WAY TOO MAINSTREAM FOR ME.

1/19/2011 7:17:54 PM