2. Nobody reads post 49. LOL

12/9/2010 3:38:43 PM

Best pickup line ever:

Senior year I was at Rum Runners when this group of girls walked by and I noticed one of them look at me. As they took a seat she kept looking at me. I told my friends that this chick kept glancing at me, so they proceded to count how many times she looked my way. After 5 minutes I walked up to her and lead with:

"My friends counted how many times you looked at me in 5 minutes. It was 42."

She looked like she was going to die of embarassment, but it worked and we hung out off and on for the next few weeks.

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 4:52 PM. Reason : and btw all i got from that video was "i want to fuck my sister"]

12/9/2010 4:51:12 PM

In honor of post 49 this gem:

Quote :

"In several breakups I've definitely pulled out"

12/9/2010 4:59:46 PM

Quote :

"You look like you are into fitness. Try fittin dis cock in your mouth."

12/9/2010 6:38:09 PM

i just walk to to her ask ask her how she beast shit. it starts her to talk always, just sometimes the first thing she says 'i will call the cops'

12/9/2010 6:55:16 PM

I'm sorry, but I'm not taking dating advice from a guy wearing a shirt with snaps in lieu of buttons.

12/9/2010 6:58:00 PM

Dating is not that bad, Just:

- Get a 6 figure job
- Get a nice european car
- Get dat ass

12/9/2010 7:23:09 PM

I think my favorite one was when a guy started describing my ass in detail. He was wasted of course, but it was hilarious, so I talked to him for a bit.

The only guy from a bar that I ever actually considered going on date with was just honest and really sweet. He made a lot of eye contact too. I love eye contact. But, he was moving away in a few days and just wanted some ass. I did go to his apartment that night to play with his dogs, but he didn't get anything other than a kiss.

12/9/2010 8:21:56 PM