You're 2 fat.

12/10/2010 8:24:13 PM

Come on guys, fill page 2 up with your ass sex stories.

12/10/2010 8:26:50 PM

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"cuming on in them when they ask you not to."

fixed it for u

12/10/2010 8:30:06 PM

when we're fighting or if he's in a bad mood, i ask cody if needs one of my tampons.


he HATES that

12/10/2010 8:33:18 PM

after one of us says something that we know is really annoying, demanding, etc. we do the bear and the teacher thing from family guy "love youuuuu"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkaLJ0SlQ2I




(hopefully this link works)

12/10/2010 9:01:53 PM

^^ oh goddamn, I'd kill your ass

12/10/2010 9:04:05 PM

12/10/2010 9:11:23 PM

12/10/2010 9:13:27 PM

ahahahahahahahahahahaha to Joie

12/10/2010 9:13:30 PM

I don't get it. Why would a man need a tampon? It's too big to go in the pee hole and toilet paper is much more efficient for ass wiping.

12/10/2010 9:15:45 PM

My bf is older than me so when he starts to reminisce about things I say "Nope, sorry honey, I wasn't born in that generation" really gets to him

he's not that old i just like pointing it out lol

12/10/2010 10:16:41 PM

Goddamn, women are catty.

12/10/2010 10:21:23 PM

surprise?

12/10/2010 11:02:07 PM

trick him into standing up, then after he stands saying something like while you're up, can you get me a... (usually something from the kitchen).

12/11/2010 12:40:25 PM

lol i use man period on myself sometimes.

12/11/2010 12:54:51 PM

unhook her bra while shopping ( two finger technique) pisses her off but always makes me lol

12/11/2010 1:07:59 PM

I ask him dumb questions about the world that I'm certain he doesn't have the answers to.

12/11/2010 7:43:51 PM

once when we were arguing and I was really pissed off, he started fumbling over his words because he was so frustrated... I said, "T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR"

he wasn't a fan of that

12/11/2010 8:07:30 PM

oh goddamn, I'd kill your ass

12/11/2010 8:09:24 PM

ahahahahaha, I laugh now but I would be furious

12/11/2010 8:10:13 PM

12/11/2010 8:11:50 PM

haha, same here

with what both joie and samwise said....


I'm laughing at it ITT, but in the heat of an argument I'd be wanting to choke someone

12/11/2010 8:12:56 PM

^ SO TUFF!

12/11/2010 8:17:03 PM

Quote :

"once when we were arguing and I was really pissed off, he started fumbling over his words because he was so frustrated... I said, "T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR""

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA.

12/11/2010 8:17:53 PM

I don't ever deliberately piss him off.

Probably do it a lot unintentionally, but if so he's good about hiding it.

12/11/2010 8:37:27 PM

piss on the toilet seat

12/11/2010 8:45:57 PM

my wife says i smack her ass and grab her bewbs in public. shit i did not even notice it until she told me.

she is 5'6 and has longs arms and i am 6'1 with short arms so i make fun of the fact we can not hold hands walking down the street with out being 3' apart because she has monkey arms

she is terrible at telling stories so usually at the end i just say "awesome story honey"

my wife is way pretty compared to me and when ever she says something stupid i tell her "babe you are soooo pretty". she usually gets pissed cause she said that is meaner than calling her stupid

12/11/2010 9:17:59 PM

meanest thing i have ever said was when she way 9 months pregnant and she was trying to be frisky and i said, "i have never banged anyone over 140 lbs and i am not going to start now". she actually laughed pretty hard.

12/11/2010 9:19:14 PM

i like to surprise her with a wedgie every now and them

12/11/2010 9:22:58 PM

Quote :

"meanest thing i have ever said was when she way 9 months pregnant and she was trying to be frisky and i said, "i have never banged anyone over 140 lbs"

lol. im pretty jealous. i weigh 140 now

12/11/2010 9:26:41 PM

Joie don't even play like that.. you are 100% MUSCLE!!

12/11/2010 9:58:33 PM

Quote :

"my wife is way pretty compared to me"

I would hope so. Although the image of a dude that's prettier than his wife amuses me.

12/11/2010 10:16:01 PM

The world revolves around the sun...... not you.

12/12/2010 12:08:09 AM

"For god's sake, will you please wipe your shit off my cock?"

12/12/2010 12:57:51 AM

Oh, where to begin...

- I am 5'11", she is 5'10", and she hates when I talk about it
- I zone out when she is talking to be, I just randomly say "yes, great, ok, fantastic, alright then" (she really didnt notice till that time her mom got in a car accident - no injuries though) I think I said fantastic
- She is a UNC fan, I have made our oldest a State fan, and the baby can do the hand wolf already.
- I tell her what I'm doing at the last minute (or just walk out the door without saying shit), but always want to know what she is doing.
- dutch oven
- when she is in the shower, I throw cold water over the curtain
- Her step-dad is a Maryland fan, I try to find an excuse to play Duke-UMD '01 on the DVR when he visits (Duke down by 10, 0:54 to go)
- the other day, two gay fags were making out on TV, I ask "what is this?" before I change the channel. My oldest girl says "they go to UNC" the wife is pissed, and I'm there giving my girl a big hug.
- I have a 4 second clip of "The Twilight Zone" on DVR, when I push play, a man walks up to his wife and says "I'll have my supper now." (take a guess when I do that)

12/12/2010 1:28:05 AM

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"- the other day, two gay fags were making out on TV, I ask "what is this?" before I change the channel. My oldest girl says "they go to UNC" the wife is pissed, and I'm there giving my girl a big hug."

AHAHHAHAHA awesome

12/12/2010 2:03:33 AM

^^he is def a big prankster with his wife. Too funny!

12/12/2010 6:53:14 PM

"I love you"

12/12/2010 7:23:43 PM

12/12/2010 7:27:38 PM

They divorced shortly thereafter.

12/12/2010 7:40:50 PM

except it was his roommate

12/12/2010 8:00:37 PM

except it was his wife-roomate

12/12/2010 8:01:05 PM

When we're walking together I push her arm forward so that it flies vertically into the air. She looks like she is randomly throwing her arms into the air, she hates it.

12/12/2010 8:15:34 PM

Today she said if I ever cheated on her that shed cut my dick off and I told her that she should probably start saving up for a chainsaw

12/13/2010 2:39:40 PM

talk about what i'm going to do after the divorce

12/13/2010 2:55:47 PM

he eats beans for lunch

12/13/2010 2:58:05 PM

suprise butt finger

12/14/2010 11:25:34 AM

i can pinch things really good with my toes. between the big one and the next one. if she's not paying attention and we're laying on the couch watching tv or something i'll pinch her nipple or thigh with my toes and it pisses her off. on the sneak.

[Edited on December 14, 2010 at 11:34 AM. Reason : e]

12/14/2010 11:28:26 AM

^I'll give that a shot. I have monkey feet and can pick stuff up with those toes, so sometimes I'll grab her feet or whatever I can get my toes on and freak her out.

12/14/2010 11:36:26 AM

-He throws water on me if I'm next to the shower while he is in it.

- I act like I'm going to sleep as soon as I get in bed

- We say "Cool story, bro" after a lame story.

- He was complaining about paying so much taxes and I told him to get married. He said if he gets married, then he can't keep me as a girlfriend.

[Edited on December 14, 2010 at 11:46 AM. Reason : ^ >_>]

12/14/2010 11:40:18 AM