Sometimes, if I'm not really into a guy, I'll do things that will give him a red light and he'll usually stop talking to me. I've found this to be a more efficient way of getting rid of him.

12/19/2010 11:31:09 PM

Damn, don't give away our tricks!!!

12/19/2010 11:33:34 PM

if you ask her what shes up to and shes on pills with some guy stealing shit from wal mart.

12/19/2010 11:34:05 PM

I tend to find that crazy people I have been in contact with are self-absorbed borderline personality disorder ego-maniacs and ALWAYS play the victim or think their life is screwed up because other people are out to ruin them. Scary motherfuckers.

12/19/2010 11:38:25 PM

for page 2

1) Texts you five minutes after the end of the first date, when you both should be driving. Text: "Do you like me?"
2) Texts you again five minutes later. Text: "Do you like me? I like you."
3) After phone conversations, bitches over text message about how you don't seem interested even though you're still only one date in at this point.

12/19/2010 11:42:35 PM

Quote :

"It's bad when the guest of honor at the bachelor party isn't the groom, but it's Chris Matthews"

Let's play hardball

12/19/2010 11:43:03 PM

lol

12/19/2010 11:46:14 PM

Quote :

"has cats"

12/19/2010 11:46:16 PM

Hehe! Whoops! Brain shut off for a few. Yes, Chris Hansen.

12/19/2010 11:53:45 PM

when they make you go outside to piss because you are too sloppy in the shower.


BTW, fuck that bitch that told me to do that. Your pussy really tastes like shit.

12/20/2010 1:41:53 AM

Quote :

"she has no girlfriends, only guy friends"

12/20/2010 1:53:07 AM

^ not always true.

Sometimes when a girl is very hot and fun, it is difficult to maintain meaningful relationships with other women because of growing jealously or animosity of having said hot chick always get attention from guys.

12/20/2010 1:56:03 AM

Quote :

"punchmonk: I tend to find that crazy people I have been in contact with are self-absorbed borderline personality disorder ego-maniacs and ALWAYS play the victim or think their life is screwed up because other people are out to ruin them. Scary motherfuckers. "

Yup...which makes me wonder about many of the whiners in this thread.

12/20/2010 2:15:51 AM

1.) sends you fb relationship request first few days of dating
2.) gets upset when you don't immediately approve request, accuses you of being ashamed of her
4.) her roommate warns you she's crazy and to run away
3.) met her on tww

[Edited on December 20, 2010 at 2:43 AM. Reason : .]

12/20/2010 2:40:54 AM

When she won't stop bugging you about where you're going to hang out while on the airplane... and I just met her... Then when the plane takes off, sits next to me for the next two hours before I decide to move somewhere else... then she follows and laughs about it being more comfortable in the back of the plane...

Yeah, that was up there with the most awkward of moments... Told her I was married and had a kid and everything...

12/20/2010 4:32:17 AM

^^1, 2, 4, 3

12/20/2010 8:04:32 AM

my girlfriend has a ton of guy friends. she's got a couple bff girlfriends too, but it is weird to be hanging out and her phone blow up with guys wanting to know what's happening that night. It's definitely something I can say would have turned me off a couple years ago or driving me completely insane with jealousy but i know she's with me so i'm being cool about it.

12/20/2010 8:30:07 AM

Quote :

"Sometimes when a girl is very hot and fun, it is difficult to maintain meaningful relationships with other women because of growing jealously or animosity of having said hot chick always get attention from guys."

Then she should make friends with other hot, fun chicks who have self-confidence. There are a few out there. radhar and Joie are hot, fun and have female friends.

"She's too hot/fun to have gfs" is a bs excuse.

12/20/2010 9:06:43 AM

Signs of the cray cray? That's easy:

any woman I'm dating

Seriously, my craydar SUCKS, and they know it, and they always find me.

12/20/2010 9:08:40 AM

The phrase "cray cray" is like nails on a chalk board to me. I don't know why..

12/20/2010 9:14:07 AM

On your first date, asking if you like roller coasters because you need to take a trip to an amusement park together soon.
Also on the first date, listing a large number of things they want to buy you.

12/20/2010 9:21:26 AM

I hope a girl asks to go to amusement park after a first date. Sounds like a keeper!

12/20/2010 9:25:12 AM

-(this is my roommate's girl) doesn't have a job, and stays over while he's at work, doesn't pay rent or help with bills...won't cook or clean...decides that knitting socks, hats, and cat toys should be sufficient.

12/20/2010 9:26:12 AM

There's a difference between "Let's go to Carowinds" and "We should take a weekend trip to Busch Gardens soon." Pretty sure he would have booked a hotel on the spot if I hadn't run away.

12/20/2010 9:30:31 AM

^ That reminds me of a first date in which the guy said to me, "So, my parents and I are taking a trip to Naples in four months. You should come!"

I thought it was weird. My cube-mate told me that he was probably in the closet and needed to prove to his family that he was straight.

Now, the fact that I dated him for two years prob means I'm the crazy one.

12/20/2010 9:34:25 AM

ITT we learn everybody cray cray.....just run!

12/20/2010 9:35:45 AM

I learned that cray cray apparently means saying/doing something marginally interesting.

12/20/2010 9:39:16 AM

Yeah...getting invited to some serious trips on the first day is a sign.

Talking about PBR more than anything else...not a great sign either. You know I like to drink PBR too, but that isn't the topic of my choice.

After using the excuse that you are super tired so the date will end soon, and after the date is over, he texts you "I'm sorry you were tired, I miss you already, I can't wait to talk to you tomorrow"

12/20/2010 9:58:23 AM

i dated a guy who called his mom a "stupid worthless Ni**er" for buying the wrong type of speghetti sauce.
he wanted ragu-she got prego.

no i am not making this up

we last for about 2 days after that shit. he had some SERIOUS anger issues.


[Edited on December 20, 2010 at 10:08 AM. Reason : hgkjbgjh]

12/20/2010 10:07:10 AM

Quote :

"I hope a girl asks to go to amusement park after a first date. Sounds like a keeper!"

meh, if you lived in charlotte, yeah. I wouldn't want to make a 6+ hour drive (and possibly overnight trip) for a second date... well, I might, but I could see how it seems like a little much

[Edited on December 20, 2010 at 10:13 AM. Reason : vrev]

12/20/2010 10:11:24 AM

When I used to date joie, she thought it was the most hilarious thing to wake me up in the middle of the night by farting in my mouth while I was snoring.



God, I hated her ass.

12/20/2010 10:17:28 AM

^cody likes it


so HMPH

12/20/2010 10:24:28 AM

^ did you to really date?

12/20/2010 11:42:58 AM

A lot of guys make the mistake of talking about future plans too soon. The guys are not necessarily crazy... often they just don't realize that it freaks women out.

12/20/2010 11:51:16 AM

(If you happen to have a higher degree or better job than them):

Constantly putting themselves down or comparing their situation to yours.

12/20/2010 12:00:46 PM

1. Brings things over to your place to let you borrow, just so that they can use it as an excuse to come over uninvited to pick said item up.
2. Asks you who your favorite female actress is, to then bash them incessantly (Back away slowly).
3. Asks you if you are exclusive after the first date (Run).
4. Tries to introduce you to their family after just a few dates (Sprint).
5. is fucking crazy.

[Edited on December 20, 2010 at 12:20 PM. Reason : -]

12/20/2010 12:15:06 PM

1.)hijacks the first date by forgoing the movie and taking you to their lair to do evil things...and then proposes marriage.
2.) Talks about the drugs they take and how they think they are getting better
3.) Tries to save the environment by picking up every article of trash they see in street/sidewalk

12/20/2010 12:35:46 PM

posts the too much.


oh wait.

12/20/2010 12:37:43 PM

12/20/2010 12:44:33 PM

12/20/2010 12:46:09 PM

This thread makes me feel like I am maybe not as fuck shit cray cray and previously suspected

wtf there is no way women actually do this shit

12/20/2010 12:47:59 PM

1) Has ever gotten upset about anything on facebook. Ever.
2) Owns more than three pets. I may be willing to make an exception for fish. But probably not.
3) Admits to taking any medication on a regular basis that isn't directly related to preventing pregnancy. Doesn't have to be pills to stop the cray cray either. They could be for allergies or fucking gout for all I care, sooner or later they're going to act loony tunes and either blame their condition or their medicine.

12/20/2010 12:48:21 PM

I cant believe the amount of times you all have run into the immediate texter/clinger "do you like me" type people.

I always thought that was a thing overexaggerated by the movies.

Im ugly, so didnt date many crazies.

12/20/2010 12:55:54 PM

Quote :

"He also claims to be an entrepreneur who buys and flips distressed properties."

lol iheartkisses, I've experienced this one too. (though it was a she, not he )

I'd like to add:

-changes their phone number every few months "just because"
-decided to start going by their middle name after going by their first name for the first 22 years of their life
-tells you, when on a date, that they probably can't have kids and saved up $5000 to have an Indian woman be a surrogate mother to their child.

[Edited on December 20, 2010 at 1:13 PM. Reason : k]

12/20/2010 1:13:07 PM

if she joins the navy after you get back from bootcamp, to be closer to you...

12/20/2010 1:17:07 PM

shows off their 200 dolls, the creepy asian-like modeling dolls...

12/20/2010 1:20:49 PM

if she gives you her number and invites you over again, years after you had a viscious public breakup...

12/20/2010 1:26:34 PM

Haha I love this thread.

Great advice in here

12/20/2010 1:28:24 PM

dresses up their cats, not just for holidays, but 'just because'

12/20/2010 1:30:46 PM

Quote :

"1) Has ever gotten upset about anything on facebook. Ever. 2) Owns more than three pets. I may be willing to make an exception for fish. But probably not. 3) Admits to taking any medication on a regular basis that isn't directly related to preventing pregnancy. Doesn't have to be pills to stop the cray cray either. They could be for allergies or fucking gout for all I care, sooner or later they're going to act loony tunes and either blame their condition or their medicine."

I fall into all 3 of these situations

This thread has taught me that I am cray cray, and that I guess I'm lucky for bagging someone who is oblivious to it

12/20/2010 1:31:29 PM