I'm with Jaybee1200 on this one.

12/21/2010 8:51:46 PM

For some reason the act of drinking breast milk out of a glass makes me want to but the thought of having some squirt out during sex and tasting is doesn't sound too bad (doesn't sound particularly pleasing to me either, just whatever either way).

It's like, I don't mind licking a girl's butthole if she's down for that, but I sure as shit ain't gonna go and lick her butt-plug half an hour after she's done using it.

12/21/2010 8:53:17 PM

its a turd, from an ass, why wipe your ass? its natural!

12/21/2010 8:53:22 PM

I am actually looking forward to this one day

12/21/2010 9:03:41 PM

I do not see the appeal

12/21/2010 9:11:13 PM

Its not natural for most people to (literally) eat shit though, JayBee

12/21/2010 9:12:37 PM

wasnt talking about eating it... was talking about shitting all over yourself

12/21/2010 9:14:52 PM

Japs shit on themselves for fun.

12/21/2010 9:15:44 PM

exactly

12/21/2010 9:16:15 PM

can we redirect this thread into eating poop during sex?

12/21/2010 9:17:12 PM

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 9:23 PM. Reason : wrong account]

12/21/2010 9:23:01 PM

Are Japs natural?

12/21/2010 9:23:20 PM

^,^^ fail.

12/21/2010 9:30:44 PM

Quote :

"I don't think you have to worry about that if it's human milk."

human milk has lactose too.


also, i have no desire to drink breast milk, unless it's cold. warm milk is gross.

12/21/2010 9:31:55 PM

Quote :

"Ladies - if you were preggers, would you let your baby daddy drink your breast milk?"

yes.

that shits nutritious! a great post-workout snack!

12/22/2010 1:28:00 AM

I too, would drink breast milk.

12/22/2010 6:19:25 AM

Quote :

"human milk has lactose too."

Yes but my understanding is the composition of human milk cancels out the lactose intolerance people have for cow milk. Like how lactose intolerant people can often drink goat milk even if they can't handle cow milk.

12/22/2010 9:38:24 AM

I'm 14 weeks along with my second child.

I don't see the big deal. With our first child, my husband never had any specific desire to taste my breast milk, but he didn't ignore my breasts during sex and foreplay either in order to avoid it. I tasted it out of curiosity and to make sure that he wasn't going above and beyond the call of duty. It tasted kinda sweet, but didn't have much flavor. We just accepted that my breasts leaked milk and went about our business as usual.

12/22/2010 10:08:40 AM

I would. I thought of asking a pregnant friend for a sample but decided against it. Seemed a bit too weird (the asking part). It seems like an interesting life experience, and the negatives are really just the "will she talk to me after I ask about this" variety.

Also, came here to post

Quote :

"I would just to satisfy my curiosity. http://www.thesneeze.com/2004/steve-dont-eat-it-vol-5.php"

12/22/2010 10:20:57 AM

lol my favorite part of that whole article.

Quote :

"I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")"

12/22/2010 10:23:01 AM

Quote :

"Would you drink your baby mama's breast milk? "

been there, done that, will do it again. (straight from the tit, of course)

what's really cool, is having lactating woman ride cowgirl, and you squeeze her milky tits onto your face and chest while she rides your pole.

seriously. try it. it's great










[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 11:10 AM. Reason : ]

12/22/2010 11:09:10 AM

Not only would I do it.
I would demand it.

12/22/2010 1:57:39 PM

Been there. Done that. Wasn't on purpose, we were just messing around and I thought they were dry already (son was pretty much on bottle by then). It was cool, but nothing that I was trying to accomplish or anything. Taste was kinda bland, but not bad. If it happens, it happens. I wouldn't get upset about doing it or not. The setting up in a glass and shit seems a little weird to me.

12/22/2010 2:35:03 PM

i'm rolling reading all of this...

agree about the glass thing... that's odd

12/24/2010 10:25:49 PM

i would probably

1) taste it warm
2) taste some after being chilled

out of curiosity

i would probably let him taste some as well...but i generally think that breastmilk and all activity associated with it other than feeding infants is creepy. yes, i think the breastmilk itself is creepy.

12/25/2010 12:09:54 AM

nasty sons of bitches

12/25/2010 12:30:11 AM

Ribs wins this thread

12/25/2010 3:01:11 AM

Just drink it? Hell - turn it into ice-cream!

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/9176233/

Quote :

"UK company sells human breast milk ice-cream LONDON — Gross or tasty? A London company is offering an unusual dessert — ice-cream made with human breast milk. The Icecreamists, a trendy ice cream parlor, says its "Baby Gaga" ice-cream sold out as soon as it launched Friday. The company paid women who donated their breast milk after health screening. The milk is then pasteurized and churned together with vanilla pods and lemon zest. The dish comes in a martini glass, and sells for 14 pounds ($22.50) each. Matt O'Connor, who owns the company, says the product is "organic, free-range and totally natural." The Food Standards Agency says there are no specific laws prohibiting businesses from selling human milk products, although they must comply with general food safety laws to ensure the product is safe for consumption."

2/25/2011 2:22:24 PM

That is fucking weird.

2/25/2011 2:26:52 PM

Quote :

"I love breast milk....I churned my wife's when she was lactating and made great ice cream and cheese. About time someone decided to make a profit. For me and my family, we ate healthy, saved money and enjoyed all that Mom (and my honey) had to offer! david35 February 25, 2011 3:39 p.m. "

wtf!

2/25/2011 8:11:43 PM

There is a Wolfwebber who downed 2 bottles of baby formula one night at my house. No kidding.

2/25/2011 8:13:36 PM

baby formula or breast milk? cuz formula is no big deal, it is just cow's milk basically.

Quote :

"Matt O'Connor, who owns the company, says the product is "organic, free-range and totally natural.""

that's only true if she has a natural, healthy, and organic diet. but yeah, fucking weird. drinking your wife's milk is one thing, but going around drinking random women's milk (and eating ice cream made from their milk) is perverted IMO.

2/25/2011 8:17:41 PM

Baby formula. I don't go providing my friends with my breastmilk.

2/25/2011 8:18:58 PM

Quote :

"There is a Wolfwebber who downed 2 bottles of baby formula one night at my house. No kidding. "

I am proud to say that while I may have had dog food, I did not do this.

k thanx

[Edited on February 25, 2011 at 8:47 PM. Reason : .]

2/25/2011 8:19:30 PM

Hahahaha...joe_schmoe, my hero

2/25/2011 8:20:53 PM

Yes, Stephen ate Pupperoni without provocation.

Hmm. . .maybe they're trying to tell me something about my cooking....

2/25/2011 8:21:34 PM

itt we learn that bottombaby has weird friends

2/25/2011 8:21:45 PM

Quote :

"Baby formula. I don't go providing my friends with my breastmilk."

if there is any one who would (from tww), it is you

as for formula, as i said, it is no big deal. it is processed cow's milk.

2/25/2011 8:45:40 PM

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/international/breast-milk-ice-cream-causes-hepatitis-fears-in-london-20110301-ncx

Quote :

"Breast Milk Ice Cream Causes Hepatitis Fears In London By NewsCore - A London borough council confiscated breast milk ice cream being sold in a shop in the city's tourist district over fears it could contain hepatitis viruses and sent it for testing. "Following two complaints from members of the public and concerns from the Health Protection Agency and Food Standards Agency, our officers visited the premises and removed all ice cream being sold as containing breast milk," council officer Brian Connell told the London Evening Standard newspaper Tuesday. "Selling foodstuffs made from another person's bodily fluids can lead to viruses being passed on and in this case, potentially hepatitis." The ice cream, dubbed Baby Gaga by maker Icecreamists, is made by combining a liter of donated breast milk from a single woman with vanilla pods and lemon zest. The shop's founder, 44-year-old Matt O'Connor, was outraged at the council's actions and claimed that he took "every possible precaution" when preparing the ice cream. "Our donor was screened at a leading medical clinic, and then the ice cream mix is fully pasteurized. We have had a fantastic response, and 200 women have come forward and offer[ed] to give us milk," he said. Lactating mothers are paid £15 ($24) for every 10 ounces of breast milk they supply for the ice cream and are required to undergo the same health checks used by the UK's National Health Service to screen blood donors. O'Connor added that he would consider protesting if the council banned him from selling the ice cream. "

[Edited on March 1, 2011 at 11:33 AM. Reason : only took two complaints?]

3/1/2011 11:32:47 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1372836/Scientists-develop-genetically-modified-cow-produces-human-breast-milk.html

Scientists develop genetically modified cows that produce 'human' breast milk

Quote :

"Babies could be fed on ‘human’ milk produced by cows in the wake of the latest developments in genetic modification. Scientists have bred 300 cattle that have been given human genes to make their milk contain the same nutrients and fat content as breast milk. They believe the product could offer mothers an alternative to conventional infant formula."

We will all be drinking human milk a decade or two from now!

4/3/2011 6:41:14 PM

FUCK NO!

4/3/2011 7:05:12 PM

fuck yes

it is much much better for you, seeing as how it is made for YOU

4/3/2011 7:08:33 PM

I only drink Cambodian breast milk.

4/3/2011 7:41:23 PM

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/yorkers-sample-cheese-made-human-breast-milk-230909805.html

Quote :

"NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York gallery on Sunday offered adventurous eaters the opportunity to sample cheese made from human breast milk, getting mixed reviews and some puzzled looks. The Lady Cheese Shop is a temporary art installation by Miriam Simun, a graduate student at New York University who hopes to use the craft of cheese-making to raise questions about the ethics of modern biotechnologies."

5/2/2011 11:42:15 AM

"The Lady Cheese Shop" just sounds disgusting on its own

"The Lady's Cheese Shop" would've been better

5/2/2011 12:13:35 PM

when your Grandma dies, do you cut hunks off her, fry them up in a pan and eat them?

her flesh is undoubtedly high in protein, and probably quite tasty

but we don't eat it...why?

because the idea of eating human flesh is fucking disgusting, that's why

this is the same basic concept

5/2/2011 12:13:44 PM

so babies eat human flesh?

5/2/2011 12:21:09 PM

no, but one may reasonably find human products disgusting on purely aesthetic grounds

5/2/2011 12:23:35 PM

Would you bust a nut in your moms pussy?

5/2/2011 12:25:21 PM

flesh != products of flesh

It's why lots of vegetarians still eat cheese, milk, butter, eggs, and honey.

5/2/2011 12:28:23 PM