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"Why wasn't this thread titled "I am a giant, socially awkward twat"?"

start page 2 off right.

12/28/2010 3:21:08 AM

Yo, send them Chinese bitches my way. One or two are bound to be hot. Right?

12/28/2010 4:25:32 AM

i have a career. i am an autism specialist.

as a specialist, i regret to inform you, jcgolden, that you in fact have profound autism.

12/28/2010 5:23:20 AM

This thread made me fall in love with jcgolden.

I'm pulling for you, brother. I know you'll do big things. Go ahead and fuck all 50 of those educated Chinese girls. You earned it with your passion and talent.

12/28/2010 5:57:10 AM

yep, the more specialized you are, the easier it is to make the corresponding diagnoses with minimal data. No, I am not socially awkward: my philosophy is not one big rationalization of some ineptitude. I just trying to hold on to my own unique personality for a while.

12/28/2010 8:12:52 AM

Smart move. My personality was stolen by a debonnaire bedroom intruder. Now I'm forced to quote Seinfeld and South Park to offer even a slight semblance of a personality.

Hold strong to the treasure chest that resides within your brain. While it's important to own lots of material goods, it's no substitute for a big personality and excellent character, sir.

12/28/2010 8:16:56 AM

get a job hippie, and start fucking your ex-girlfriend's friends.

[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 8:44 AM. Reason : grow some fucking balls]

12/28/2010 8:43:28 AM

I, too, have had sex.

12/28/2010 9:00:00 AM

god damn hippies

12/28/2010 9:01:32 AM

12/28/2010 9:03:24 AM

Say what now?

12/28/2010 9:09:46 AM

No real career: Check.
One friend on Facebook (and presumably life): Check.
Don't even know how to use Facebook: Check.
Want to tell famous person you don't know about business venture and being in love with girl you barely know vie his "fan club president": Check.



Now how exactly are you justifying that you are somehow not a giant, socially awkward twat?

12/28/2010 9:25:53 AM

Before refrigeration cars, there was ice house and ice lumberjacks that all get a job and has career. they buy luxuries and feel good about themself but was all really just fake, they all just useless and their self esteem totall unfounded. in fact, their blind greedy toil actually more harm than good in my opinion because they drive useless industries that suck talent away from good industries that maybe not afford. One guy with strange abilities, no desire to conform, and unselfish comes along and change everything. i try to be like that too. i not even need to be more wealthy, i just want to make world happy and healthy. i going to solar technologies from now on! i so excited. i want to new approach though, i focus on using my passion to bring people together: the young green homeowners with no equity and the old/chinese investors not haveing low risk low gain CD's and bonds anymore. i design financial product now, but i not finance guy so i askeing around for help. i ask famous people too, because government is too hard. way it is now, u have to go to every county and every city to lobby for ability to attach asset to property tax. attach to mortgage is possible, but banks ignore. i find solution though, i working on it right now. i change the world! well, maybe just florida.

12/28/2010 9:32:49 AM

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"Person is community leader where I live, is entirely possible he help me because of things I do here. I not rly even nned help, I just so much more prestige he can if he want to involved. I already has business model and everything worked out, except for this one aspect related to a financial product that would scale it way up. I want to more details but ppl tend to not do it on TWW so maybe I not too much detail."

You emailed Marc Antony?

12/28/2010 11:09:32 AM

I should make a thread about what a passionate lover I am too

then some tdub chicks would start pming me.

12/28/2010 11:12:37 AM

marc antony vs cleopatra or is rapper or something? no i email more famous. i prolly cant tell you if i get positve ewsponse, prolly the first thing they do is ask u to public relations. i understand that, i dont mind. http://www.rainymood.com/ plus http://www.jazz24.org/ "you fill my eager heart with such desire...i give myself with such sweet surrender my one and only love."

12/28/2010 11:49:54 AM

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"50 of them? It's all the same person, dude."

12/28/2010 11:53:43 AM

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"No real career: Check. One friend on Facebook (and presumably life): Check. Don't even know how to use Facebook: Check. Want to tell famous person you don't know about business venture and being in love with girl you barely know vie his "fan club president": Check."

Alias on thewolfweb: Check.

12/28/2010 12:06:16 PM

is noty same, i know all these girls. they all have the cute names I love to try to say. They make it easy on me and let me just say the closest western transliteration. i not even reply yet to anyone because I not decide if is nice thing to do. maybe old gf not want me to friends. btw, my old gf has the cutest name of them all.

12/28/2010 12:08:48 PM

someone please suspend this fuck, this shit has run its course

12/28/2010 12:13:28 PM

wtf is this

12/28/2010 12:15:13 PM

You're a terrible troll. Your posts get less and less coherent as you go along. Pick one level of stupid and stick with it.

12/28/2010 12:15:17 PM

wtf is going on in this thread?

12/28/2010 12:21:23 PM

hey man, I just wanted to give you some advice for when your girl is mad at you. Here is what you do.

Go to the mall and get some nice lenin sheets for her bed. Then, stop by Victoria's and get her some lacy lingerie that she will like. On your way to her place, get some rose pedals, candles, and a chest wax. Once you get to her place, switch out the old sheets with yours, and then put a rose pedal trail from the front door to her bedroom. Then, light the candles and place them on the path to her room.

Wait for her to come home from work (or whatever she is out doing), place the lingerie on the bed and unbutton you shirt revealing your new smooth chest.

Hope this works!

12/28/2010 12:21:32 PM

i reed about mark antony, jennifer lopez husband right? well, it says he's football team owner and stuff. if i had to guess, i'd say he's beholden to political opposition of my venture so he not somebody id approach: plus he not history of philanthropic either. noh, i talk to good ppl or try at least.

12/28/2010 12:22:53 PM

[Edited on December 28, 2010 at 12:45 PM. Reason : ]

12/28/2010 12:24:31 PM

I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear. They're in the pocket of my jacket. These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32. My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond. I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati. Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart. K-Mart! Boxer shorts. K-Mart!

12/28/2010 12:45:14 PM

Obvious troll is obvious.


He started out with decent grammar, then someone said something about it being his most coherent post on TWW, and then suddenly his grammar went to hell.

12/28/2010 1:31:37 PM

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"He started out with decent grammar, then someone said something about it being his most coherent post on TWW, and then suddenly his grammar went to hell."

Can 1 plz2haz times back for reading this thread? kthx.

12/28/2010 3:01:49 PM

I'm still waiting for some advice on how to deal with old gf on my facebook: I am going to have to be more sociable now because I'm going into business. Should I friend all these nice girls or what? They're so intelligent, I really want to. The major downside is they'll probably always remind me of her.

12/28/2010 3:46:55 PM

You should get over her by getting under her friends.

12/28/2010 3:48:23 PM

^

12/28/2010 3:49:43 PM

These girls probably only want to have sex with me anyway, they say my Mandarin is like a little boy (which they find intensely alluring I hear)

12/28/2010 6:38:16 PM

$10 this guy is Chance

12/28/2010 6:45:50 PM

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"NICE LENIN SHEETS"

12/28/2010 10:37:54 PM

lol, wtf happened here?

12/28/2010 10:43:25 PM

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"INTENSELY ALLURING LITTLE BOY"

12/28/2010 10:43:29 PM

All of a sudden he learns how to speak english again.

12/29/2010 1:45:17 AM

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"iheartkisses: Smart move. My personality was stolen by a debonnaire bedroom intruder. Now I'm forced to quote Seinfeld and South Park to offer even a slight semblance of a personality. Hold strong to the treasure chest that resides within your brain. While it's important to own lots of material goods, it's no substitute for a big personality and excellent character, sir."

AHA

12/29/2010 1:51:33 AM

what the fuck is this?

do this:

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"what should you do? man the fuck up and slang that dick"

out of 50 at least a few ought to be quality.

that and engrish much? i mean god damn. your posts are becoming more and more like spam emails....

12/29/2010 2:19:56 AM

You had plenty of experience of me good and bad long before we were ever in a relationship, (her name). You weren't exactly a pure flower let's not forget. And no, you weren't a victim, you got used because you lacked sexual self control. You accepted me for who I was and I did the same for you, that is stronger than any marriage and you can't justify your recent actions by pointing the finger at my flaws or past mistakes. From the beginning you pretty much functioned as an enabler for my alcoholism and laziness because it was convenient and the sex was good. Do you think I would have sat idly by and watched if it had been you engaging in self destructive behavior? You know damn well I would have smashed every bottle and dragged your ass to class and work every day until you straightened up.
Why do you think you're so much better than me that you can just turn your back on me like this? Don't pretend you don't remember me specifically telling you not to have sex with anyone when I left Charlotte: you said you were not planning to see any boys and I trusted you enough to even allow dating. I am so stupid to think that someone like you would have honored an agreement like that.
I have changed very much for the better in the past year having slowly developed a good work ethic, riding my bike dozens of miles a day, taking classes, staying out of trouble, and controlling my drinking, teaching mathematics. You're still the same spiteful person who does one little thing for someone then hates them for not worshiping at your feet. you still don't exercise. And worst of all, I will assume you're fucking someone without the courage or discipline to make sure he's safe or really loves you.
I'm very proud that I stuck by you these lonely couple of years and it breaks my heart that your arrogance has blinded you to how good a person I am. I will not tolerate disloyalty from you, (her name). I am thankful you were honest with me about it in the end but it is infuriating that you were so cowardly about it: dodging my calls and lying about being too busy. I hope you weren't fucking this guy that night we were discussing your mattress and how we don't like box springs. Unless I hear from you this has all been some misunderstanding, I will consider myself free to pursue other relationships. I doubt you care, but I will always want the best for you and probably do anything for you. Just don't expect me to be nice: I have been way too nice to you these past couple of years I think. I want you to regret giving up on me: that will be my evil motivation in the darkest struggle when all goodness is extinguished. I have more intelligence and talent my little finger than any asshole you have found.

12/29/2010 2:38:12 AM

"passionate and talented lover" is code for fucks like a little faggott.

12/29/2010 2:04:58 PM

My dick is like crack cocaine, man!























It's white!

12/29/2010 2:28:56 PM

I'm crying my eyes out it feels so good to be accepted by all of these wonderful people!

12/29/2010 9:53:25 PM

This guy sounds exactly like a friend's fucking retarded roommate...biggest piece of shit I've met so far.

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"Get a job hippie"

I am not reading page 2, I am just going to feed the troll..

12/29/2010 9:59:50 PM

These girls.... I must be the sexiest man alive to these girls. I don't understand it, I'm kinda fat and they can see my darn pictures right on the site. I don't even know some of these girls, but they are in the same traditional Chinese dance troupe. It feels very good to be loved though, I've been so lonely these past couple of years. God, maybe I should go back to North Carolina.

12/31/2010 12:56:58 AM

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"God, maybe I should go back to North Carolina."

NO

12/31/2010 12:59:22 AM