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"I just don't see what features of portman's really stand out"

ever seen her face before?

you do realize that women have those too, don't you?

12/31/2010 2:57:25 AM

^

12/31/2010 9:01:33 AM

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"not hot. if u saw her on the street u would not double stare"

don't underestimate my creepiness.

12/31/2010 11:25:19 AM

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"WORTH THE CLICK"

12/31/2010 7:59:26 PM

12/31/2010 8:35:01 PM

lol

1/1/2011 1:10:29 AM

Come on now

Not that hot... short as fuck

1/1/2011 1:57:08 AM

lol @ the online nerd haters. Nobody is going to say no to natalie portman when their virginity is at stake

1/1/2011 3:36:36 AM

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" Nobody is going to say no to natalie portman when their virginity is at stake "

fixed it

1/1/2011 4:01:44 PM

look people it's pretty simple

it's a well known fact that all hardcore computer nerds bag 10's on the regular, so they're allowed to talk shit about beautiful women to their hearts content.

1/1/2011 4:06:38 PM

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"lol @ the online nerd haters. Nobody is going to say no to natalie portman when their virginity is at stake"

lmao

1/1/2011 4:14:20 PM

^^^this is also true

1/1/2011 5:34:03 PM

She was rediculously hot in Garden State. I dig the crazy that she was bringing.

1/1/2011 6:13:59 PM

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"look people it's pretty simple it's a well known fact that all hardcore computer nerds bag 10's on the regular, so they're allowed to talk shit about beautiful women to their hearts content. "

thats why i prefaced my comment by saying I'd enjoy dating someone that looks like her, and I wasn't ignoring her face either, that seems like one of her most overrated features, it reminds me of some girl that would be considered hot in middle school, it is a fact that some of these ladies looks (like their acting abilities at times) get overestimated by the media

jennifer connelly is incredible looking, so is angelina jolie, anna paquin, olivia wilde...portman just looks like a young teenager to me



[Edited on January 1, 2011 at 7:00 PM. Reason : k]

1/1/2011 6:55:06 PM

too small girls. i too thought this was going to be another epic "view to post count ratio" thread.

1/1/2011 7:50:55 PM

grosss

1/1/2011 8:12:15 PM

every time i see her, I picture her picking her noise. Also, i was told she was a total bitch by someone who went to college with her

1/1/2011 8:21:42 PM

^^sick! She and Kunis are sooo disgustingly ugly. I literally just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about doing her. When I think about having a cat throw up cat food and hairballs into my mouth, I actually feel better, the sound of it urping up then the warm digested purina 1 and hair. Sweet sweet hair. I've never subjected myself to having sex with such ugly women. And that's NOT just cause i'm virgin.

[Edited on January 1, 2011 at 8:23 PM. Reason : meow]

1/1/2011 8:23:34 PM

Natalie Portman definitely gets the Pedobear seal of approval, because she looks like a prepubescent 13 year old. I don't get all of the guys in here raving about how hot she is because they are ass men; she has no ass to speak of.

1/1/2011 9:55:42 PM

So, basically this film is about the slut life of natalie portman?

Interesting.

1/1/2011 10:04:44 PM

i've always thought she had beautiful eyes. that is really what has always stood out to me in terms of her beauty.

1/1/2011 10:09:38 PM

finally saw the movie, not quite sure what constitutes an R rating because there wasn't any nudity, assumed touching of genitals means r rated or anything lesbian ha?

1/2/2011 3:17:32 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0947798/parentalguide - definitely deserves the R

1/2/2011 3:20:55 PM

Am I the only one that saw this movie and wondered wtf is going on....other than the sex scene?

1/2/2011 6:17:10 PM

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"Natalie Portman definitely gets the Pedobear seal of approval, because she looks like a prepubescent 13 year old. I don't get all of the guys in here raving about how hot she is because they are ass men; she has no ass to speak of."

what about people who rave about how hot she is because they like hot women

1/2/2011 6:19:45 PM

V facepalm was directed towards the guy that found the movie confusing

[Edited on January 2, 2011 at 6:33 PM. Reason : ]

1/2/2011 6:20:27 PM

yo man hot girls are hot this is all i'm trying to say

1/2/2011 6:21:12 PM

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"Am I the only one that saw this movie and wondered wtf is going on....other than the sex scene?"

it's just kind of typical aranofky (sp?) psychodrama, basically she just got sucked in to the happenings of the play on kind of a psychotic level

1/2/2011 6:37:13 PM

the movie was not very confusing. perhaps you should stick to the disney classics?

1/2/2011 6:43:56 PM

(from that IMDB site)

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" The violence & gore is very much enhanced by use of sound effects. Ballerina on point is seen cracking a toe nail."

Oh noes! Can't let the kids see that!

1/3/2011 12:15:25 AM

obviously i am not saying that she is ugly

She just isn't as hot as you think. More than likely, she is just bate for white middle america.

1/3/2011 12:24:00 AM

eleusis really deserves to get called out for his post

1/3/2011 12:28:22 AM

you done did it

1/3/2011 12:42:25 AM

I like her because she's smart and has a good personality.

1/3/2011 12:47:57 AM

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"IS JUST BATE"

1/3/2011 2:22:39 AM

Meh, she was really hotter in The Professional

1/3/2011 7:32:39 AM

Great fuckin movie

1/3/2011 9:48:34 AM

^^ I was drunk when I posted that, but you get my point.

1/3/2011 12:29:40 PM

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"eleusis really deserves to get called out for his post "

for what, pointing out that she has no ass and looks like a teenager? She's got a cute face and nothing else. If you think you can provide facts to prove me wrong, then do it bitch.

1/3/2011 12:35:35 PM

Mila Kunis is now single.

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"Kunis, 27, and Culkin, 30, split amicably and remain friends, her rep told the paper. The couple split months ago, but kept it quiet while Kunis was promoting Black Swan, a source added. "

1/3/2011 1:48:37 PM

and she will stay that way because all the nerds are now informing the world how ugly she is

1/3/2011 1:49:55 PM

goddamned internet neckbeards. how can women ever measure up to your standards? How??

1/3/2011 2:06:29 PM

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"If you think you can provide facts to prove me wrong, then do it bitch."

have you considered that natalie portman is hot

1/3/2011 3:10:17 PM

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"If you think you can provide facts to prove me wrong, then do it bitch."

Damn, sensitive today.

I'm one of the self-proclaimed "ass men" that eleusis mentioned earlier. So I'll defend myself. When I say I'm an ass man, that doesn't mean that I like girls with huge, fat-asses. At the very least, I like a nice little, tight ass. I don't want a Jennifer Lopez ass (although I certainly wouldn't turn it down)...because that shit is going to be full of cellulite and will get mighty droopy as she gets older. Jessica Biel has a phenomenal ass...but that also isn't what I require. I like lean, athletic women. So Natalie Portman's ass is fine by me. Here are your examples...bitch:







So you might not be able to actually "set a drink on dat ass!", it is a very cute little butt.

And honestly, although it doesn't seem like she is your type, Natalie Portman is absolutely beautiful. And I think you will find that you are in the extremely small minority that doesn't think she is stunning:





Mila Kunis, OTOH, has no ass whatsoever:



But the rest of her is smoking hot...so she can get away with it.

Keira Knightley is also beautiful...although she probably doesn't have an ass either.

1/3/2011 3:40:08 PM

^FTW

1/3/2011 3:42:23 PM

to both, although Natalie Portman takes the cake IMHO.

Great movie...a bit of a mind fuck, but the scene was a nice bonus.

1/3/2011 3:45:12 PM

I don't think eleusis has ever been right about anything

1/3/2011 3:53:53 PM

so is this scene the reason black swan is getting all the 'movie of the year' attention or what

1/3/2011 3:58:03 PM

No

1/3/2011 3:59:11 PM

well then consider my interested in said movie null then

good day

set em up

1/3/2011 4:00:00 PM