SKEET SHOOTIN'

1/4/2011 8:24:48 PM

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"If the bitch doesn't want to deal with being pregnant then the bitch can take that shit."

1/4/2011 8:25:15 PM

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""Hey man, do you know anyone with HIV, or AIDs?" "Nah" "Good, and because you know me, that means I don't have either. I am disease free.""

You butchered the rhythm of this.

"I get the roundabout AIDS test. I call my friend Brian, and I say, 'Hey Brian, do you know anyone who has AIDS? No? Cool, 'cause you know me.'"

You have to put the button on it.

1/4/2011 8:30:10 PM

Fuck you and your AIDS breaf.

1/4/2011 8:37:15 PM

Oh fuck yeah id take that shit. Id be comin in bizzos left and right.

1/4/2011 8:49:40 PM

Yeah, I was leaving work and tired but still wanted to get it in there

1/4/2011 8:52:26 PM

Depends on how bad the side effects were, I guess. I'd at least enter into a lottery over who had to do it.

1/4/2011 8:54:04 PM

if it was cheaper than the $450 to suck that little fucker out then yeah

that shit gets expensive!

1/4/2011 8:55:24 PM

You fools are fucking foolish son.

1/4/2011 8:55:44 PM

With a male BC pill no one would wear condoms and I can only imagine STD rates would skyrocket....... but then if everyone had the same STD's, would they really be a problem?

1/4/2011 9:40:57 PM

corrected it for you

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"fuck yeah they'd take it to fuck. "

1/4/2011 9:43:52 PM

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"punch her in the face then start crying, then blame the pill for messing with your hormones when in reality it just turns you on"

hahaha

1/4/2011 11:01:29 PM

omgyouresexy would because I can't take hormonal birth control. It makes my blood pressure high

1/4/2011 11:09:13 PM

Why even ask the question? The male birth control pill will never come out. They've been talking about it being "right around the corner" for at least a decade.

1/5/2011 6:15:51 AM

^ This.

As a male I cannot be bothered with taking medications to prevent pregnancy because, quite frankly, it's not my problem. Birth control pills are straight gay son. That shit is for pussy ass cock bitches. Literally.

1/5/2011 7:01:56 AM

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"Short-term exposure (43 C for 15 min) of the rat testis to mild heat results within 6 h in stage- and cell-specific activation of germ cell apoptosis. Initiation of apoptosis was preceded by a redistribution of Bax from a cytoplasmic to paranuclear localization in heat-susceptible germ cells. Here we show that the relocation of Bax is accompanied by cytosolic translocation of cytochrome c and is associated with activation of the initiator caspase 9 and the executioner caspases 3, 6, and 7 and cleavage of poly(ADP) ribose polymerase. Furthermore, early in apoptosis, a significant amount of Bax also accumulates in endoplasmic reticulum, as assessed by Western blot analyses of fractionated testicular lysates. In additional studies using the FasL-defective gld mice, we have shown that heat-induced germ cell apoptosis is not blocked, thus providing evidence that the Fas signaling system may be dispensable for heat-induced germ cell apoptosis in the testis. Taken together, these results demonstrate that the mitochondria- and possibly also endoplasmic reticulum-dependent pathways are the key apoptotic pathways for heat-induced germ cell death in the testis."

Hikim, A. P., Lue, Y., Yamamoto, C. M., Vera, Y., Rodriguez, S., Yen, P. H., et al. (2003). Key apoptotic pathways for heat-induced programmed germ cell death in the testis. Endocrinology, 144(7), 3167-3175.

dumb version, as per voegeli's research: give your balls a 116°F bath for 45 minutes every day, for 3 weeks, and you'll gain 6 months of sterilization

1/5/2011 8:44:38 AM

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"What's the point of taking birth control if you don't even want to have sex afterwards?"

Heaven forbid this thread message_topic.aspx?topic=570065 get a few less posts per day.

1/5/2011 8:53:19 AM

So... like an aspirin?

1/5/2011 9:30:39 AM

Studies have shown that shooting your balls with the same technology that they look at pregnant women's babies with (why can I not think of the words for these things...) will make you sterile for 6 months without any side effects (so far)

[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 10:29 AM. Reason : sonogram!]

1/5/2011 10:29:47 AM

^ or that

[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 10:31 AM. Reason : .]

1/5/2011 10:31:44 AM

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"if everyone had the same STD's, would they really be a problem?"

whaaat the fuck?

1/5/2011 11:41:13 AM

^^^ i think that, technically, you mean an ultrasound

a sonogram is the result of the ultrasound (or, rather, it's the name given to the technique that uses ultrasound)

1/5/2011 11:54:53 AM

^yeah! You understand. I can't remember words sometimes

1/5/2011 1:18:19 PM

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"if everyone had the same STD's, would they really be a problem?"

LOL

1/5/2011 1:24:47 PM

^^ it doesn't help that they're used synonymously, but they're not synonyms

1/5/2011 1:38:53 PM

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"Guys: Would you take a BC pill for me?"

Sure, but only if it had the effect of making my girlfriend's boobs bigger.

[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 2:46 PM. Reason : retarded = me]

1/5/2011 2:44:59 PM