thanks for clearing that up, he sounds like a good roommate

1/12/2011 12:15:55 PM

he is the best roommate i've ever had

1/12/2011 12:16:49 PM

in all honesty, guys are less drama than girls, so that probably has something to do with it

1/12/2011 12:17:45 PM

I have too much drama around me to have my own drama.

1/12/2011 12:18:38 PM

You're supposed to put sugar on the penis to make it go down.

1/12/2011 12:18:53 PM

^wtf?

1/12/2011 12:20:02 PM

sugar water maybe - just like when they showed you gradient differences in general chem

water goes to area of lower concentration (out of the skin of the penis thus shrinking it)

straight sugar would probably scrape a little pulling out

1/12/2011 12:22:03 PM

Lol I thought it was just two random dogs that showed up in your yard.

1/12/2011 12:22:17 PM

http://birddogdocschronicles.blogspot.com/2009/02/paraphimosis-and-c-pure-cane-sugar.html

1/12/2011 12:23:48 PM

This happened to my friend's dog the first time he got laid.
After a minute the female just took off running across the yard and dragged him like 40'.
Poor dog was obviously very shaken by it.

1/12/2011 12:25:05 PM

Well my room mate is never here, she works at a hunting lodge in Johnston County and pretty much only stays here on her random days off. She takes her dog (the male) with her to work since she stays there.

She got here this morning, went up stairs, and this activity began pretty much immediately without warning.

1/12/2011 12:26:25 PM

See dogs know how to do it, no formal invitation just hey there's some v i want my d in it and then BAM stuck winky

1/12/2011 12:27:53 PM

thanks for the smut

1/12/2011 12:28:25 PM

another quesiton

all 3 of these dogs will be here until friday...are they going to keep going at it or is this like an occasional thing for them?

1/12/2011 9:37:12 PM

dont let it dry, you will never get them apart

1/12/2011 9:44:01 PM

this is just as good as your thread about Italian seasoning in the dryer

1/12/2011 9:44:49 PM

Is animal porn illegal?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

1/12/2011 9:47:00 PM

As long as the bitch is in heat, they'll keep at it.

1/12/2011 10:18:32 PM

Quote :

"My dog pees like a bitch too but he humps other boy dogs. "

Yea I believe your dog could possibly be on the homo side.

1/12/2011 10:22:54 PM

I bet that dog barks with a lisp.


RUFFFFTH!

1/12/2011 10:54:45 PM

still funny today

cant wait for another update

1/13/2011 10:44:47 AM

Are they still stuck together?

1/13/2011 11:44:41 AM

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_It_Safe_To_Let_your_Dog_Knot_you

Quote :

"No, it is not safe. It is not advised mainly because of the size of the dog's knot relative to the small anal/vaginal opening. This is not advisable to try unless you know how big the dog's knot can get and if you are sure that your small opening is ready for that. You can be stuck with the dog for 20-45 minutes or more and could get hurt really bad. Many men and women have tried this without determining how big the dog's knot could get with disastrous results. Here is a common bad scenario: The dog gets his penis and knot inside of the woman's/man's butt hole or woman's vagina and it expands in size. The dog then normally hikes his leg and turns around so that he is butt to butt to the woman/man with his penis and knot still inside the person. The woman/man is not prepared for the knot to be that size, so when the dog pulls away from you, the knot can rip the butt hole open or tear the vagina. The person is then in the ER explaining why their butt hole/vagina has been torn open. It is better to get a vibrator/dildo and leave this as a fantasy. By keeping it a fantasy that will save you a lot of pain to yourself and the dog and avoid a lot of questions."

1/13/2011 11:59:21 AM

Quote :

"Here is a common bad scenario:"

Common where?

1/13/2011 12:01:22 PM

http://tinyurl.com/6ebqeur

first pic

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 12:02 PM. Reason : tiny Ø]

1/13/2011 12:01:30 PM

lol

1/13/2011 12:03:46 PM

1/13/2011 1:34:41 PM

Quote :

"this is just as good as your thread about Italian seasoning in the dryer"

LMAO, that was some funny shit.

1/13/2011 2:13:20 PM