Soooo... Does that mean the spoon trick will work on you?

1/13/2011 9:22:20 PM

When i was in college i worked with a black dude on campus. he was college aged too, but not a student. I used to ride around with him at lunch and he'd blow the horn/holler from the car window at girls walking to class or waiting for the bus. At first I was embarrassed but without fail some chick would smile and wave him down. He'd pull over and stop, she'd come running up to the car all "heeeey, how you doing? What's your name?" He'd get the digits and move on. Blew my fucking mind.

tl;dr - Because apparently it works

1/13/2011 9:25:04 PM

I dont remember if it was me or saps852 but one night we walked into a bar and either him or I (or is it me?) yelled "Which one of you bitches likes to get drunk and fuck"...and to the best of my recollection one if not both of us got laid that night

1/13/2011 9:29:27 PM

I'm pretty sure we'd be hearing about the great guy she just met if only he had been hot as fuck.

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 9:30 PM. Reason : l]

1/13/2011 9:30:02 PM

^3, ^2

I either stand corrected or they were hookers/sloots


^ Nah son

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 9:31 PM. Reason : .]

1/13/2011 9:30:26 PM

ANSWER MY QUESTION WOMAN!

1/13/2011 9:31:43 PM

esstover liked it, and put a ring on it

so no, the spoon thing would not work on me


I would probably just laugh if someone did that because it's so ridiculous

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 9:33 PM. Reason : even if I were single, the spoons probably wouldn't work]

1/13/2011 9:33:16 PM

Yeah.. But women like guys that make them laugh... So it COULD work.. Right??

1/13/2011 9:33:59 PM

I guess it would work as long as you didn't poke some bitch in the eye with the handle part

1/13/2011 9:34:40 PM

Quote :

"probably"

BINGO! Now we are getting somewhere.

1/13/2011 9:35:29 PM

well i guess i wasnt really yelling at any one particular female so they might not have been offended

and they were whores, filthy awesome whores

1/13/2011 9:37:11 PM

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"I either stand corrected or they were hookers/sloots"

he had a higher success rate at St. Aug or Shaw, but seemingly normal looking white girls on the NC State campus would approach him too.

1/13/2011 9:40:09 PM

so basically this technique works on whores

therefore

because this technique works

/thread

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 9:43 PM. Reason : lkj]

1/13/2011 9:43:12 PM

About a year ago we were driving through the strip area in Virginia Beach on Labor Day weekend. I was rodding shotty and I saw three nasty Jersey Shore type of chicks walking down the street. I yelled "Nice fake tits!" out the window and they looked pretty offended. The timing was perfect and we all laughed our asses off.

Otherwise I've yelled "Daaammmnnn girl!" out the window when I was drunk and being driven home.

1/13/2011 9:49:47 PM

Quote :

" FILTHY AWESOME WHORES "

1/13/2011 9:57:31 PM

Quote :

"LEMON STEALING WHORE"

?

1/13/2011 10:02:33 PM

bewbs?

1/13/2011 10:05:27 PM

women are always talkin bout they wanna be wooed. how else ya think it's gonna happen


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

1/13/2011 10:11:17 PM

Ah, the joys of yelling at people from shotgun. How do I miss thee

1/13/2011 10:14:06 PM

you had me at

Quote :

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

1/13/2011 10:16:33 PM

hahahahahahahaa


well I guess the fellas should take note that yelling "HEYYY KITTY" doesn't work... "Woooooo girl," on the other hand....

1/13/2011 10:23:32 PM

lol

1/13/2011 10:24:38 PM

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"Quote : "LEMON STEALING WHORE" ?"

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1996647103

come on now stay on top of things

[Edited on January 13, 2011 at 11:13 PM. Reason : `]

1/13/2011 11:13:26 PM

My friends and I bark at attractive girls out the windows of our vehicle when passing them. Like a real mean dog bark.

1/13/2011 11:14:55 PM

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"Otherwise I've yelled "Daaammmnnn girl!" out the window when I was drunk and being driven home."

Bingo, I've hollered out the window drunk downtown and on franklin street with no intention of trying to hit that, I just did it because it was amusing

but I usually did it like the old janitor on Chappelle's show 'hollahollaholla lemmehollactha hollaholla'

1/14/2011 10:05:08 AM

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"but I usually did it like the old janitor on Chappelle's show 'hollahollaholla lemmehollactha hollaholla'"

Had me laughing and crying at the doctor's office. Hilarious!!

1/14/2011 10:39:12 AM

Wait. I thought women wanted us to let them know they look nice...

1/14/2011 10:53:53 AM

^^i can't begin to count the number of times my friends and i have hollered at women in this exact way. (also with no expectation to hit that)

1/14/2011 10:54:47 AM

^^only if you are buying them shit

1/14/2011 2:06:47 PM

When I had a work truck I would do this, but it doesn't have the same effect in a BMW

1/14/2011 3:10:14 PM