Page 2 says Zooey

2/9/2011 9:04:24 AM

push to both

2/9/2011 9:15:00 AM

nope, no homo here

just no need to expose myself to the gonnasyphaherpalitis donated by ol mr brand

2/9/2011 9:26:39 AM

she most likely has no STDs so you're just making excuses here.

2/9/2011 9:34:03 AM

I use to not understand the big deal with Katy Perry...then I actually started paying attention to her and she's become one of my favorites. I'm an ass man....but her tits are amazing and her face is pretty hot too.

I've always been a huge fan of Zooey. She's definitely not the normal Hollywood attractive, but she's still pretty.

I would be happy with both. I think Perry is definitely hotter, but Zooey seems like she'd be cool as shit to hang out with. Page 2 needs more pictures/gifs:

2/9/2011 9:43:39 AM

After looking at photos Katy looks a lot more like zooey then zooey looks like katy. I know it sounds weird. Also...

2/9/2011 9:45:19 AM

i think i gotta go katy perry here. She's got to be way more of a freak in the sack

2/9/2011 9:46:41 AM

at the moment, Katy Perry

for a long term investment, Zooey Deschanel

i predict within 5 years Katy Perry will be knocking on the wall

2/9/2011 10:39:36 AM

WOW...this photo had me thinking each was the other, if that makes sense.

2/9/2011 11:21:28 AM

They are both so beautiful.

2/9/2011 11:23:46 AM

^^understood, I thought the same thing.

2/9/2011 11:31:42 AM

katy perry has big boobies and is not a vegetarian so she wins by a landslide.

/thread

2/9/2011 11:37:29 AM

still gotta go with zooey. katy perry is definitely attractive but zooey has a more natural laid-back beauty about her (to me) and a better face (even though I can certainly see the similarities, zooey's face I find adorable and Katy's just OK..weird I know).

2/9/2011 11:44:34 AM

katy perry with makeup looks close to zooey

katy perry is not that good looking.. don't fool yourself. fake everything.


look at that fucking forehead




[Edited on February 9, 2011 at 12:21 PM. Reason : .]

2/9/2011 12:16:56 PM

I think Zooey probably has a prettier pussy to look at, but Katy's pussy probably tastes better.

2/9/2011 12:18:23 PM

Katy Perry FTW

2/9/2011 1:27:45 PM

2/9/2011 1:34:59 PM

2/9/2011 1:35:17 PM

i still can't tell the difference, page 2 confused me more.

2/13/2011 5:58:56 AM

2/15/2011 9:17:23 PM

Plumped up her boobs, smoothed out her belly, took out the wrinkles in her undies, gave her fingers; all of that I can understand. But why did they take so much off of her leg? They turned her into a stick. Also, check out what they did with the shell in the lower right corner.




[Edited on February 15, 2011 at 9:33 PM. Reason : *~<]BO[]

2/15/2011 9:27:30 PM

I'm not sure exactly what that animated .gif is trying to prove. The pushed up tits almost make them look fake. Funbags those big aren't going to be sitting on a shelf naturally anyway. I don't mind.

2/15/2011 9:32:21 PM

they changed the napkins?

2/16/2011 4:08:32 PM

^^^ Considering the amount of photo editing that normally goes into magazine covers, that might as well be considered untouched up.

2/16/2011 4:27:49 PM

damn thats a little harsh, how did she know they were sluts?

2/16/2011 5:09:33 PM

Katy Perry has a cat named Kitty Purry

2/16/2011 5:56:47 PM

2/16/2011 6:05:44 PM

i dont know the difference.

does it matter?

2/16/2011 6:10:17 PM

[Edited on February 21, 2011 at 12:36 AM. Reason : k]

2/21/2011 12:33:54 AM

not her

proved a long time ago

2/21/2011 12:58:21 AM

I, too, think that her legs looked better unaltered.


The color change was completely necessary, that was some crappy lighting for a photoshoot. Maybe if Perry was some pale emo girl it would have worked, but that's clearly not her image.

2/21/2011 1:12:06 AM

damn I thought they had just come out, oh well, her boobs do look too big there; in reality she mayb be more of an a cup or small b

2/21/2011 2:08:04 AM

yeah, that looks similar to her, but looks like it isn't her

2/21/2011 11:35:30 AM

Tuff call

11/8/2013 7:27:54 PM

Reading my post five or so up literally gave me douche chills. Allow me to go hang myself for being that guy.

11/8/2013 9:29:09 PM

Double suicide

[Edited on November 8, 2013 at 9:29 PM. Reason : x]

11/8/2013 9:29:09 PM

Katy. Zooey seems like one of these pseudo hipster whack jobs. Both are probably insane though.

11/8/2013 11:53:19 PM

Zooey's features are flawless. there are plenty of supermodels who are as hot or hotter, but very few whose faces are so striking and clear. she's a masterpiece.

whereas Katy is just a rather hot celebrity with big, nice boobs

thus, Zooey

11/9/2013 12:32:02 AM

Quote :

"Katy. Zooey seems like one of these pseudo hipster whack jobs. Both are probably insane though. "

possible but she seems more down to earth/intelligent than katy as she makes more legitimate music even if I don't care for it, although I'd put katy above the miley cyrus/britney spears level of crap for pop stars


the boobs are absolutely no comparison, perry has those "see real boobs can be that awesome" type of boobs

11/10/2013 1:09:56 PM

Ever since I saw that picture of Zooey without her bangs, I find it difficult to find her attractive.

11/11/2013 8:18:58 PM

I pronounce Katy's name as "catty" in my head

11/11/2013 9:05:34 PM

11/11/2013 9:11:39 PM

how come katy perry always has terrible haircuts

11/12/2013 10:11:29 AM