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1/30/2011 10:33:22 PM

In today's world, you are an asshole if you don't fuck within the first 10 minutes of a date. I seriously got tired of that expectation and stopped after a while. I guess there is something wrong with me son.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 10:33 PM. Reason : t]

1/30/2011 10:33:23 PM

don't worry no one will ask i promise.

1/30/2011 10:34:46 PM

?

1/30/2011 10:35:01 PM

Quote :

"In today's world, you are an asshole if you don't fuck within the first 10 minutes of a date. "

I think you're an asshole if you TRY to fuck within the first 10 minutes of a date.

1/30/2011 10:35:51 PM

If I go back to high school and add em up, it's probably ~50.

1/30/2011 10:36:30 PM

10 min it takes me that long to unwind my junk from around my leg

1/30/2011 10:36:37 PM

^^^ I wasn't being sarcastic. I went on like 5 or 6 consecutive dates where it was clear that this was expected and when I didn't make a move due to being like "wtf?", the date ended. I certainly hope that roll isn't towards me, because I was the one trying to have a normal first date. If it's a roll towards them, then by all means continue.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 10:38 PM. Reason : t]

1/30/2011 10:36:54 PM

sex is a lot of fun though

1/30/2011 10:37:38 PM

There's less sexual tension on subsequent dates if you bang out the night you meet the girl, and consequently the success rate of securing a relationship is much higher.

1/30/2011 10:38:33 PM

without thinking too hard i have come up with 18

but feel confident that i am missing several...considering my actions from age 17-20/21 and how little i remember of my first 2 years of college.

whoopsy.


dammit. when i started this post i had 12 people in mind. see. i'm just going to stop thinking about it.

LUCKILY i'm not a super slut and was just a little bit of a makeout whore for awhile (nothing besides making out)

oh lawd.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 10:40 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2011 10:38:50 PM

^^ But within the first 5 to 10 minutes?!

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 10:39 PM. Reason : t]

1/30/2011 10:39:06 PM

Where are you finding these chicks that want to bang you in 5 minutes?

1/30/2011 10:40:11 PM

kind of lame of me, but I thorougly enjoy that sexual tension on the dates and for some reason, for me, it makes the first kiss UNBELIEVABLE!

1/30/2011 10:40:47 PM

I have no clue how it happened dude. You're as confused as I am.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 10:42 PM. Reason : t]

1/30/2011 10:40:52 PM

When you remember, PM me the place

^^ Not me. I'm uncomfortable and nervous as shit. That's why I have to be drunk to meet women and then satisfied to retain them. Most likely a character flaw.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 10:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/30/2011 10:42:02 PM

I'll bet it was the knives. Chicks love knives.

1/30/2011 10:43:07 PM

I will let you know if I can determine it.

Maybe I need to post more Mike Snody videos when I meet these women.


In theory it seems like a good thing, but I swear when it actually happens its off putting because I automatically assume they are a massive slut (Which they most likely are).

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason : t]

1/30/2011 10:43:15 PM

Quote :

"Where are you finding these chicks that want to bang you in 5 minutes?"

I'm guessing online dating sites (especially the cheaper ones) .

Those chicks have a tendency to be especially crazy, clingly, and slutty.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason : ]

1/30/2011 10:43:52 PM

Quote :

"kind of lame of me, but I thorougly enjoy that sexual tension on the dates and for some reason, for me, it makes the first kiss UNBELIEVABLE!"

Honestly I'm the same way. The tension can make the first everything so much more exciting

1/30/2011 10:44:57 PM

i think i only ever actually dated like 3 of the 18 people that i'm thinking of

whoops again

and more people keep popping into my head. now i'm thinking about people i haven't thought about in years. damn this thread. DAMN YOU, THREAD.

not because i'm embarrassed, but because i'm thinking about how much fun i had in my glory days

1/30/2011 10:46:30 PM

Quote :

"I thorougly enjoy that sexual tension on the dates "

thisssssss!

1/30/2011 10:50:00 PM

My glory days consisted of kissing 0.095 of the 0.1832 people I have kissed in total.

^ And you didn't clarify what you meant.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 10:51 PM. Reason : t]

1/30/2011 10:50:36 PM

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"i'm thinking about how much fun i had in my glory days"

I can't wait to start on my Master's degree, haha

BACK TO COLLEGE!!

1/30/2011 10:50:40 PM

and being the creepy old dude on campus

1/30/2011 10:51:55 PM

8, and that includes truth or dare, drunken escapades, and relationships

1/30/2011 10:54:07 PM

i think i had passed 8 by the time i had a drivers permit

idk

1/30/2011 10:55:10 PM

damn this thread

1/30/2011 10:55:52 PM

^^^^

or maybe

we'll see

1/30/2011 10:56:52 PM

^^whyyyyy

1/30/2011 10:57:45 PM

^ BECAUSE YOU CAN'T READ FOOL.

1/30/2011 10:58:40 PM

because, aside from 2 weekends ago, it's been a long time since I've had a makeout session

1/30/2011 10:58:40 PM

oh the old me...i was so much more fun

and whorish

but fun!

of course being a whore is how i got into my current 5+ year relationship so...see...being a whore does lead to good things.

1/30/2011 11:00:22 PM

a) I used to be ugly

b) Once I was decent looking, I realized there was a lot of shit I could catch from making out with random people


I'm pretty paranoid

1/30/2011 11:00:48 PM

i don't know if i've ever made out with a 100% random person

they've all been like friends of friends or friends of friends of friends (some element of random in the last category)

or sometimes just plain old friends

1/30/2011 11:05:13 PM

1/30/2011 11:06:34 PM

Yeah but even friends of friends can have something I don't want to catch

1/30/2011 11:06:48 PM

i'm only SURE of 16, but i came up with 5 others that i might have but can't remember (drunk). so somewhere between 16-21, and i'm sure i'll add a few more before i'm done.

1/30/2011 11:07:08 PM

Pretty sure this chick from last weekend gave me this cold I have right now.

1/30/2011 11:07:43 PM

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"Yeah but even friends of friends can have something I don't want to catch"

that is totally true. luckily i never ended up with anything. not even hsv-1.

weird that i'm so paranoid about diseases but was never paranoid about making out. *shrug*

1/30/2011 11:09:32 PM

This is literally the most embarrassing, gayest thread ive ever seen.

Ive fucked more people than i have kissed.

And ive been in a lot of long tem relationships.


This reminds me of 5th grade when we played spin the bottle and the girls got in trouble because one of the girls not invited (she was fat) raised a hissy fit.

Stop being so gay all of you

1/30/2011 11:10:21 PM

I never threw a fit when I didn't get invited

I just ate my feelings

1/30/2011 11:12:45 PM

People actually play spin the bottle? I know I have lived a relatively sheltered life, but I've never even heard of that actually happening.

1/30/2011 11:14:47 PM

I kissed somebody when I was 12 due to some kind of childhood game. It is funny in retrospect because it was the pastor's daughter.

Damn, that was over half a lifetime ago son. Things were so confusing then.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 11:30 PM. Reason : t]

1/30/2011 11:29:58 PM

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"18 all in a relationship of some sort"

18 relationships? Dayum.

I started late, my first kiss didn't happen until the summer before my senior year of high school, but I've been dating on and off since then...

1/30/2011 11:35:29 PM

lost count my freshman year....

1/30/2011 11:45:31 PM

if 's count, I win!!!

if not, probably around 50

1/30/2011 11:49:04 PM

^^ attagirl.

[Edited on January 30, 2011 at 11:49 PM. Reason : ]

1/30/2011 11:49:25 PM

less than 100...but not much less...so I'll say 95...

Quote :

"I was hammered for over half of mine."

it was probably close to 2/3 for me...i "was" a drunk make out whore...

it's a good things i didn't sleep around though...haha

Quote :

"I realized there was a lot of shit I could catch from making out with random people"

i've never caught anything from making out...not even a cold...

i guess all the alcohol kills the germs

1/31/2011 2:31:34 AM

I hate threads like these...

1/31/2011 7:42:11 AM