I'm not gonna lie, I'm at COT and I know what decolletage was too

2/8/2011 3:20:15 PM

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"I deny any knowledge of Halloween costumes or decolletage."

LOL

2/8/2011 3:20:36 PM

yeah but you're a creepy motherfucker

(jbaz)

2/8/2011 3:20:57 PM

Men in the field of textiles get a pass

2/8/2011 3:21:05 PM

Again, I won't lie, I only came to COT because it's pretty easy, I'm lazy and out of a 70 person class, there's only 3 guys... and all the girls are hot... who have awesome fashion sense... and I have a camera... and take pictures... of them in lingerie...

Yup, college experience going on strong since 2004. lol

2/8/2011 3:23:00 PM

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"I deny any knowledge of Halloween costumes or decolletage."

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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2/8/2011 3:23:15 PM

The truth is much less awesome than the version I concocted in my mind.

2/8/2011 3:23:24 PM

My chemistry teacher was never this interesting


God, he was dull.

2/8/2011 3:24:37 PM

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"The truth is much less awesome than the version I concocted in my mind."

which truth would that be?

2/8/2011 3:25:01 PM

Hell, I took Chem 1 with warren and loved it. Only earned a C though.
Then, though it wasn't required, I took chem 2 for the hell of it. It is one of two classes at state that I got an F in. Most of the problem is that I refuse to do webassign. That can become a problem when that is where the homework is.

I would always go in after the tests and discuss what I did wrong. Generally his comments went something like this:

Warren: I don't understand your test. The easy stuff in the beginning you missed most of, but the hard questions at the end you did perfectly. Its like you didn't even try or pay attention in teh beginning and it is full of errors.

Me: Pretty much.



Once I went to class, sat down for about 2 minutes and got up and left. It was really, really nice out.
That was the day he handed back tests. Since I missed the hand out I had to go to his office to see my test. He asked why I missed class and I told him that I was there to start with but it was too nice out to sit in class.
His response was: At least your honest, and I haven't heard that one before.



I think I'm one of the few who really got everything that he was saying.

2/8/2011 3:26:27 PM

Good story.

2/8/2011 3:28:01 PM

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"I think I'm one of the few who really got everything that he was saying."

If you got everything he was saying, why'd you end up with an F in 201?

2/8/2011 3:29:23 PM

because he was teaching a way of life

i hate when people say bullshit like this, i'm like- no you failed the class but he was interesting to you

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2/8/2011 3:30:00 PM

because he understood the shit that he was in class for... by logical reason, he missed enough classes to get an F...

or so my thought would be... or he just didn't care

2/8/2011 3:32:19 PM

I'm thinking that DDK will now have to abandon TWW and relocate to The Wolf Wall in order to save some semblance of face...er...clevage...er...

2/8/2011 3:37:49 PM

we demand more cleavage ITT

2/8/2011 3:40:06 PM

i'm totally sitting in the back of the class forever now

but he's right he didn't really call me out in front of the whole class. it just felt that way. b/c i wanted to curl up and die at that moment.

as for scaring me off tww. you wish.

but seriously dr. warren please don't click that fdt thread.

2/8/2011 4:15:28 PM

that means she gonna do it...keep on padding guise!

2/8/2011 4:21:25 PM

I hate that thread so much

2/8/2011 4:26:07 PM

2/8/2011 4:27:04 PM

Is that the only padding in that thread?

2/8/2011 4:30:40 PM

GeniuSxBoY thinks he's clever ITT

2/8/2011 4:33:09 PM

I, too, was in Dr. Warren's CH 201 class. With ThePeter and Liv4weekends he yelled at us a lot for sitting in the front right (his left) section of the lecture hall and sleeping. We were all so tired from staying up until 3 AM playing Halo 2 and his class was so early (10:15 I think).

[Edited on February 8, 2011 at 4:36 PM. Reason : Also, Kate PWNT]

2/8/2011 4:36:24 PM

This is not without precedent. Several years back I got called out by a teacher for a couple of caustic posts.

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"Saddamizer Suspended 5294 Posts user info edit post this is the fattest teacher in history. I bet he weighs 400 pounds 1/18/2006 3:19:23 AM Saddamizer Suspended 5294 Posts user info edit post He's alright, kinda stupid, and morbidly obese And he's circumcised and has fairly big balls 1/20/2006 2:39:07 AM"

[Edited on February 8, 2011 at 4:44 PM. Reason : HIS NAME...WAS VANCE ELDERKIN]

2/8/2011 4:44:06 PM

7+ years later and I'm still learning from Dr. Warren.

Prior to today I was ignorant of the terms "decolletage" and "Schadenfreude"

and, when used together, afford quite the opportunity

2/8/2011 5:15:54 PM

You really never heard schadenfreude before today? It's only one of the best words in the German language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA

2/8/2011 5:19:50 PM

talking about Schadenfreude is the new internet thing

at least on other boards

2/8/2011 5:20:41 PM

I have a newfound love for Dr. Warren aka GreatGazoo

2/8/2011 5:20:53 PM

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"I think I'm one of the few who really got everything that he was saying."

Since I've seen just about every monty python flying circus episode, the grail like 20 times, was into a big metal phase that year, knew enough star wars lore, etc. I got 95% of his jokes. the chemistry side of it all usually wasn't that bad either.

2/8/2011 5:29:49 PM

Now I kinda want to crash the next Dr. Warren's 201 class period.

2/8/2011 5:52:49 PM

is warren's class a "wet" class?

2/8/2011 5:56:55 PM

this is the most attention a professor has gotten since the flick scandal of aught-five (or whenever the fuck)

2/8/2011 5:57:08 PM

do tell, I missed that

2/8/2011 6:00:56 PM

um, nah

2/8/2011 6:01:11 PM

Decolletage is an SAT word... that's why I know it. (at least it was in the book I used)

(or maybe it was GRE?)

2/8/2011 6:10:27 PM

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"oh i'm sure you'd at least get the D"

baDUM CHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

2/8/2011 6:52:28 PM

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"do tell, I missed that"

just ask sn0wman

2/8/2011 7:15:37 PM

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"I deny any knowledge of Halloween costumes or decolletage."

DENY THIS, DR. FUCKFACE

2/8/2011 7:16:38 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2/8/2011 7:18:48 PM

hot damn!

2/8/2011 7:18:57 PM

b-b-b-boner

2/8/2011 7:19:48 PM

DDK, what were you dressing up as?

2/8/2011 7:22:10 PM

a slut, the same costume every other bitch wears at halloween

2/8/2011 7:53:01 PM

seriously guys. you had to bring the picture into this thread. douchebags.

2/8/2011 9:30:39 PM

2/8/2011 9:31:09 PM

well boobs are just gonna appear on their own ITT

2/8/2011 9:44:06 PM

Lol was all fun and games till somebody pops a boner


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2/8/2011 9:45:45 PM

http://somethingjustgotreal.com

2/8/2011 9:47:38 PM

Dang, I never had Dr. Warren...and I took Ch 101 three times.

2/8/2011 9:49:42 PM

That's kinda hot

2/8/2011 9:52:24 PM