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"vacuum suck out"

2/12/2011 5:35:42 PM

well

that is what it is

suction
aspiration

what else were you expecting? rainbows and unicorns? ouch. unicorns.

2/12/2011 5:40:07 PM

Unicorn or Coat Hanger? Therein lies the dilemma we all face.

2/12/2011 5:41:18 PM

only sailors wear condoms

2/12/2011 6:12:22 PM

2/12/2011 10:54:37 PM

Believe me I would have pulled out if that was an option but she was insistent on me wearing a condom.

2/13/2011 3:03:55 AM

I banged this hot girl when I was down in Miami last year. About a month after we met, I moved back up here and didn't hear from her. I called her around new years cause I was gonna go back down to Miami, but soon found out she was 5 months prego. I won't lie, I was sweating balls because thats how long I since I last saw her. She said it wasn't mine.

2/13/2011 7:52:51 AM

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"I banged this hot girl complete cumdumpster whore when I was down in Miami last year. About a month after we met, I moved back up here and didn't hear from her. I called her around new years cause I was gonna go back down to Miami, but soon found out she was 5 months prego. I won't lie, I was sweating balls because thats how long I since I last saw her. She said it wasn't mine."

2/13/2011 11:35:13 AM

Plan F:

2/13/2011 7:23:15 PM

LOL and oppspowsrprs thinks he can judge me?

2/13/2011 7:27:03 PM