Just pick up some Big Brawn Fem'nin Napkins
www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/big-brawn/229043/

One-time mistake.

2/14/2011 9:29:45 AM

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"My ex tried to get me to buy them a couple of times and I refused."

You're such a man...

2/14/2011 9:42:01 AM

He is a real man. A real man does not buy tampons, hold purses or shave their pubes.

2/14/2011 10:06:45 AM

i don't SHAVE my pubes, really, but i certainly keep them trimmed

2/14/2011 10:07:37 AM

I'm so manly I grow a beard over the weekend, shave it before I go in early at 5am on Monday for my manly job, and weld the beard trimmings to my junk to make it even more manly looking.

2/14/2011 10:11:04 AM

He'd do it with a god damn smile on his face.

2/14/2011 10:18:25 AM

ITT we learn that GGMon has a disgusting bush

2/14/2011 10:21:43 AM

one box of tampons, a box of condoms, economy-sized astrolube, 3 bananas, a disposable camera, a jelly donut and a diet mountain dew.

2/14/2011 10:59:57 AM

Normally GGMon threads are pretty funny, until I get the creeping feeling that maybe he's not trolling.

As to the question, I've never made a special trip for them, but if I'm asked to pick them up when I'm already going to the store then sure. I'm not sure why people attach some magical aura of humiliation to them. As a man, picking up tampons just broadcasts that you are in a relationship. It's like a wedding ring that gets put into a bleeding vagina.

2/14/2011 11:50:09 AM

it's gonna happen.

is your manhood so weak that you can't buy some feminine products without acting like a 3rd grader?

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"Lube? Are you fucking a 60 year old?"

I dunno, I never ask you mom her age.

2/14/2011 12:16:13 PM

See the only guys that will actually look down on another male for doing this....

Aren't getting laid....

2/14/2011 12:21:21 PM

^so true!

2/14/2011 9:41:03 PM

HEY, I'M NOT GETTING LAID AND I WON'T LOOK DOWN ON YOU!!

2/14/2011 9:42:58 PM

I am not buying them unless its a medical emergency.

I dont give a fuck what anyone says about it...if you are sent to get them she is on a power trip, trying to de-masculinate you and see how in control she is. Nine times out of then she drove past the fucking store on the way home and did not get them and should have.

If she starts bitching that you wont buy them tell her next time her tire is flat she can change it herself, she can build fires when the power is out, cut the grass, take the garbage out, hang pictures on the wall, build fences around the yard and tree houses, a million other things you are supposed to do but she isnt.

If the bitch has any self respect she will not want you to appear like a dripping vagina in the store. Have some balls man.

2/14/2011 9:48:49 PM

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"de-masculinate"

2/14/2011 9:51:20 PM

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"I dont give a fuck what anyone says about it...if you are sent to get them she is on a power trip, trying to de-masculinate you and see how in control she is."

Now there is a big difference between "you are sent to the store" and "you were going to the store anyway and she asked if you'd grab some while you were there." The first one is a power trip and I would not abide. The second one is a simple matter of practical convenience, there is no good reason to demand that a separate trip be made, that gas be wasted and probably more money spent, just so that you can avoid handling a necessary product.

2/14/2011 10:00:14 PM

I'm so manly I don't even go to the grocery store. Grocery shopping is for women and faggots.

2/14/2011 10:05:37 PM

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"her tire is flat she can change it herself, she can build fires when the power is out, cut the grass, take the garbage out, hang pictures on the wall, build fences around the yard and tree houses, a million other things you are supposed to do but she isnt. "

what if I do all of this?? well I usually don't like to take out the garbage, that is certainly something for a man to do

2/14/2011 10:09:07 PM

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"I'm so manly I don't even go to the grocery store. Grocery shopping is for women and faggots."

I was going to post this but did not want to sound sexist.

Only thing I am going to the store for is Charcoal and raw meat.

2/15/2011 1:15:27 AM

I'm her exclusive tampon purchaser.

2/15/2011 5:28:01 AM

Its only imasculating if you don't want to do it and she makes you. If you don't mind it's not a big deal ever.

2/15/2011 5:50:16 AM

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"and if I did I would not trust him to buy the right kind. "

I took the UPC and matched the digits.

2/15/2011 8:52:00 AM

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"I am not buying them unless its a medical emergency. I dont give a fuck what anyone says about it...if you are sent to get them she is on a power trip, trying to de-masculinate you and see how in control she is. Nine times out of then she drove past the fucking store on the way home and did not get them and should have. If she starts bitching that you wont buy them tell her next time her tire is flat she can change it herself, she can build fires when the power is out, cut the grass, take the garbage out, hang pictures on the wall, build fences around the yard and tree houses, a million other things you are supposed to do but she isnt. If the bitch has any self respect she will not want you to appear like a dripping vagina in the store. Have some balls man. "

Christ - at least one man left in the world.

2/15/2011 8:55:06 AM