2

3/22/2011 10:43:02 AM

What if she dies on you?

3/22/2011 10:46:59 AM

do it missionary...that way he'll be on her no awkward pushing off of the corpse

3/22/2011 10:51:20 AM

^
^^LMAO

[Edited on March 22, 2011 at 10:52 AM. Reason : well both of them, too slooooow]

3/22/2011 10:51:53 AM

I mean that could be some awesome bragging rights, yes?

fucked her til she died yo

3/22/2011 10:57:03 AM

Don't let one single opportunity pass you by no matter how old, fat, or ugly*. You'll regret it when you are old and not getting any.

*Does not apply to drugged and diseased whores.

3/22/2011 10:57:07 AM

Quote :

"Her out of town husband is in the closet with a camcorder. Probably VHS-C but his grandson knows the internets. You will be on them, unless she does not lie. That should be your number 1 requirement."

EEEK

Quote :

"how long has it been since you've gotten any...and how good are you at closing your eyes and using your imagination?"

I have a solid imagination, and i've recently gone through a nasty breakup.

Quote :

"OMG dude don't do it!! get a BJ from a propper woman!! Hell DivaBaby19 already offered."

But she pm's me once every other month offering her services.

3/22/2011 9:45:46 PM

In other news, my blue temptress was no where to be found today.


I may have to call my grandmother for her number -- I'm dead serious about them being acquaintances, too.

3/22/2011 9:47:10 PM

what were the blatant propositions?

3/22/2011 11:14:14 PM

the fact that she actually knows your g'ma is the deal breaker.

just imagine what they will talk about over tea and cookies.

3/22/2011 11:34:29 PM

hold on son


she knows YOUR grandmother?


that's goddamn it disgusting.

3/22/2011 11:43:07 PM

i say do it even harder now. what better story to tell your granddaughter when she's fucking your acquaintance in ~40 yrs?

3/22/2011 11:58:23 PM

what if she banged a blue hair when she super young?

you could be first degree weiner cousins with a veteran of the spanish american war

3/22/2011 11:59:34 PM

^AHAHAHAHA

3/23/2011 12:03:52 AM

^^ Holy shit, how do you even come up with that? LOL

3/23/2011 12:06:11 AM

^^^hahahaha omg

3/23/2011 8:23:13 AM

^^^^Made my morning ahaha

3/23/2011 8:33:19 AM

hahahah....Mr. Joshua wins this thread

3/23/2011 8:33:42 AM

WOW

and I don't send monthly PMs ....it's more like quarterly

3/23/2011 8:41:28 AM

Dude, do it. Her husband probably hasnt been able to get it up for 15 years...She's probably deprived (ok, probably not if she's hitting on guys at the gym) and she's gonna go crazy when you whip it out.

3/23/2011 9:24:34 AM

Mr. Joshua made me cry I was loling so hard.

[Edited on March 23, 2011 at 11:01 AM. Reason : lawl]

3/23/2011 11:01:24 AM