I think I like taco bell more than bk, I think.

3/25/2011 11:23:55 AM

^^You have no idea what you're talking about. Wdprice is correct.

Having lived on a Caribbean island, people walk around in long sleeve shirts and blue jeans all day long. You sweat a lot less when you're covered up and used to the heat. Walking around town in a bikini is just trashy.

[Edited on March 25, 2011 at 11:33 AM. Reason : .]

3/25/2011 11:33:08 AM

So says the guy who took a prostitute to his high school reunion.

3/25/2011 11:37:24 AM

Having lived on a Caribbean island, I can confirm they are surrounded by water.

3/25/2011 11:40:21 AM

Having been to a Caribbean island I can confirm that it is in fact hot.

3/25/2011 11:44:15 AM

Having lived on a Caribbean island, I can confirm they are in fact full of blacks

3/25/2011 1:56:53 PM

an expert has arrived

3/25/2011 1:58:34 PM

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"Noen: ^^You have no idea what you're talking about. Wdprice is correct. Having lived on a Caribbean island, people walk around in long sleeve shirts and blue jeans all day long. You sweat a lot less when you're covered up and used to the heat. Walking around town in a bikini is just trashy."

I don't know how to be more clear. But let me give it a shot...

You and wdprice3 are talking about a bikini versus some loose-fitting material.

I'm talking about a bikini versus a one-piece swimsuit. Now I don't know if you've noticed, but most swimsuits aren't made out of loose-fitting cotton or whatever...

And, of course, it's trashy to walk around town in a bikini. But the comment I responded to had to do with bikinis/tanning, not bikinis/walking around town...so I didn't feel the need to point out the trashiness. Good to see you're on top of it though.

3/25/2011 4:44:02 PM

Good thing she was arrested. If not, child five would have been conceived that night and that's one more chance that another video like this would pop up on the internets.

3/25/2011 5:16:43 PM

I couldn't watch more than 3 seconds of that shit.

3/25/2011 5:43:36 PM

anyone else notice that vid was uploaded by a user named: mooseknuckles4life ?

3/25/2011 7:41:15 PM

have I told you guys how much I LOVE this video?

3/26/2011 1:59:17 PM

I THINK I HEAR WEDDING BELLS

AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT HER FISH TACO SMELLS

3/26/2011 2:01:46 PM

I have heard of a Carribbean island it does not require Whooper Jrs.

3/27/2011 1:14:43 AM

lolll i saw a fight when i was in that BK in panama city two spring breaks ago

3/27/2011 3:34:21 PM

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"lolll i saw a fight when i was in that BK in panama city two spring breaks ago"

3/27/2011 3:58:07 PM

looks like a chimp exhibit at the zoo, wait . . .

3/27/2011 4:00:12 PM

Dang, she waited twenty minutes just to throw her food back at them?

Should have thrown something else and kept the food.

Also, who gives a shit about the climate compatibility of a bikini. If you've got it, flaunt it, or some shit.

3/27/2011 4:07:05 PM

thx bro

3/27/2011 4:42:00 PM

that video is exactly what happened at UNC after the loss today.

3/27/2011 10:30:25 PM

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"Montgomery, Ala."

Seems like quite a few of the ghetto viral videos are courtesy of individuals from this state...

3/27/2011 11:00:22 PM

^Indeed, this state is teeming with characters worthy of going viral. Between this, Antoine Dodson, the "struttin dat ass" guy, the Mobile leprechaun, and a few others, just about every major city in Alabama has a representative on youtube. In fact, I'm starting to think that maybe I should have a crazy routine practiced and ready to go in the event that I happen to be somewhere when they are filming a news story... who knows, maybe I could get my 15 mins of fame too.

3/27/2011 11:28:54 PM

Don't forget the Flea Market guy in Montgomery.

I swear, watching the local news here brings the lulz. Actually, going to the local Wal-Mart brings the lulz..... That sounds so terrible, but this state is crawling with so many extreme stereotypes it's ridiculous.

Example:

Quote :

"Birmingham officials shut streets to investigate suspicious package outside main post office BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - Birmingham police and fire officials are investigating a suspicious package at the downtown post office. Police said the package is on a picnic table in front of the main entrance to the building on 24th Street North. Officers arrived at the scene about 7 a.m. Police have shut down 24th Street between Second and Fifth avenues as well as Third Avenue at 23rd Street. Note: This post was updated to correct the location of the picnic table."

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"Suspicious package at Birmingham post office turns out to be pair of tennis shoes BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - The suspicious package that caused police to shut down streets around the main post office in downtown Birmingham this morning turned out to be a pair of tennis shoes in a shoe box, Birmingham police say. Police used a small explosion to open the box at 8:48 a.m. so they could see what was inside, police Sgt. Johnny Williams said. The explosion caused a loud boom and caused the ground to vibrate but did not destroy the picnic table on which the shoe box was sitting, Williams said. Police are reopening the roads around the post office, which were shut down not long after police arrived about 7 a.m. The picnic table was just outside the main entrance to the post office."

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 11:38 PM. Reason : .]

3/27/2011 11:32:15 PM

looks like someone failed to consult

3/27/2011 11:39:45 PM

^^Ah you're in Birmingham? How long have you been living there? Were you there when the local news there was interviewing a guy about finding a random dead body in a house? That video almost went viral but ended up only really being seen around Alabama.

3/28/2011 9:22:47 AM

Updated again

I love these legacy stories

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/panama-38756-city-beach.html

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"PANAMA CITY BEACH — The woman whose tirade at a Panama City Beach Burger King became a YouTube sensation is now facing a felony charge. Assistant State Attorney Greg Wilson filed formal charges Friday morning against Kimesa Smith, 30, of Montgomery, Ala. She was charged with felony criminal mischief with damage of more than $1,000, two counts of misdemeanor battery, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest without violence. Smith was caught on a cell phone video as she climbed onto the restaurant’s counter, threw items and struck employees March 19. She damaged one of the restaurant’s $3,800 LED screens and a cash register, authorities said. “Considering how busy the Panama City Beach Police Department is because of Spring Break,” Wilson said in a news release, “the State Attorney’s Office assisted in the investigation by assigning Investigator Ricky Carleton to do follow-up interviews with witnesses and victims, which led to the additional charges.” The video of Smith’s incident has become an internet sensation. It’s on YouTube under the title “Spring Break Bikini Brawl at Burger King.” The video shows Smith standing on the counter to shout at a cashier she’d argued with in the drive-through moments earlier. About halfway through the 101-second clip, the dining room explodes with flying napkins, trays, straws, food and what appears to be either a child’s booster seat or a large water bottle. The fight started when the woman complained about her order, according to a sworn statement from one of the workers. “While many view this video as amusing, we see it as hard evidence of serious crimes being committed,” State Attorney Glenn Hess said in a prepared statement. “I’m quite certain the employees who were battered and terrorized by Ms. Smith do not find this the least bit amusing.” The investigation continues and additional charges may be forthcoming."

3/28/2011 10:15:16 AM

lulz

How this girl got caught for her fake name just shows how much of a dumb ass she really is too

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/bk-brawler-told-cops-real-whopper-430982

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"MARCH 28--The Alabama woman who recently busted up a Florida Burger King gave cops a fake name, address, and date of birth following her arrest for the melee, a video of which became the latest fast food outburst to go viral via YouTube. The perp told Panama City Beach cops that her name was Kimesa Smith. She gave her age as 23 and said she lived at 2627 Westgate Street in Montgomery. In fact, The Smoking Gun has discovered, the suspect’s actual name is Nekiva Vonte Hardy. She is 30 and lives with her children at 2627 Lark Drive in Montgomery. Her rap sheet includes arrests for cocaine possession, criminal mischief, and hindering prosecution. Hardy, pictured in the above mug shots, is seen at left in the photo taken after the Burger King collar, and at right in the shot snapped following her November 2006 cocaine bust. Hardy gave Florida cops the name of an acquaintance from Montgomery. In an interview, the real Kimesa Smith told TSG that she was “shocked” to see her name attached to the Burger King incident. Smith, 28, recently completed a two-year prison term (for burglary and theft of property), and is not allowed out of state without her probation officer’s permission. Smith--who said that she used to have her hair done by Hardy at the Lark Drive residence--could not explain why Hardy would have appropriated her name. Both women attended the same Montgomery high school At the conclusion of a telephone interview last week, “Smith” asked a reporter to send her an e-mail with a link to the TSG story about her arrest. She provided an address with “nekivahardy” in it. Asked about the address, she claimed that it was the name of her grandmother, who had recently died, and she was using it as a tribute. A call this morning to Hardy’s phone number this morning revealed that the number is not in service. Hardy’s Facebook page has also been deleted, though a cached version of the profile page was found via Google. On Friday, Florida prosecutors filed formal charges against “Smith,” accusing her of felony criminal mischief, two counts of misdemeanor battery, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest (she initially was charged with only simple battery, a misdemeanor). Hardy will likely face an additional charge (or charges) for the Smith masquerade. (5 pages)"

3/28/2011 1:24:27 PM

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"and nearly all videos like this have one thing in common...."

yeah a bunch of irrelevant racist comments

3/28/2011 1:51:02 PM

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/nekivahardyfb.jpg

3/28/2011 2:17:23 PM

what'd yall expect, they're niggers

3/28/2011 6:10:46 PM

holy lol at that facebook picture

3/28/2011 7:25:07 PM

LOL ghetto fabulous.

3/28/2011 7:27:19 PM

3/28/2011 7:31:54 PM

The fact that she has 4 kids reminds me of Idiocracy.

3/28/2011 7:38:35 PM

peopleofwalmart.com

[Edited on March 28, 2011 at 7:49 PM. Reason : audition tape imho]

3/28/2011 7:48:54 PM

Quote :

"I love being black"

3/28/2011 7:50:40 PM

i am angry that UNC is mentioned in this thread.

GTFO

4/1/2011 5:06:55 PM

BURGER

KING

LOUNGE

4/1/2011 5:09:06 PM

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"Having herself previously worked at McDonald’s and Church’s Chicken"

now this explains everything

4/1/2011 5:30:53 PM