noted.

3/27/2011 8:27:05 PM

been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin

3/27/2011 8:28:02 PM

Who is farming/fishing/hunting/makingmydamnfood? I am starting to get hungry.

3/27/2011 8:30:25 PM

I'll be the guy that visits your city and says it sucks

3/27/2011 8:31:18 PM

^^I will lead our forces to conquer PartyECU.com. We'll just take their food and beer, and enslave them. They were going to be working for us for chump change, anyway. Their women will be glad to staff our brothel and strip club, too.

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 8:34 PM. Reason : ]

3/27/2011 8:34:03 PM

I will fish during the day when I am not dancing at night.

3/27/2011 8:36:15 PM

I, for one, promise to collect higher fees from my ECU employees, and donate the proceeds to town programs

3/27/2011 8:39:24 PM

I was gonna say that they'd probably work for free, but yeah, you're right. They'll probably also pay you to use your brothel.

3/27/2011 8:42:28 PM

I will be the resident Brewmaster.

3/27/2011 8:42:49 PM

Finally, beer will serve dropdeadkate and Smath74 well.

3/27/2011 8:53:46 PM

I'll help against debit/credit card fraud. I'm pretty good at that.

3/27/2011 9:00:08 PM

I would like to nominate Skwinkle for brewmaster. We need some competition

3/27/2011 9:01:37 PM

i call zamboni driver

3/27/2011 9:01:48 PM

^I need to pull a credit check on myself. My personal info was compromised and a number of my coworkers have been victims of fraud.

3/27/2011 9:02:11 PM

I will be the exploitative bourgeoisie factory owner.

3/27/2011 9:09:06 PM

I am pleased to see the TWW town has beer and strippers fully covered.

I would, of course, be happy to do my proposed part as secondary brewmaster to ensure Bobby Light doesn't pull a monopoly.

3/27/2011 9:17:47 PM

Real estate mogul and oil baron. I also own the media outlets.

3/27/2011 9:19:38 PM

EMCE would invent sex and assume ownership of all rights

3/27/2011 9:35:07 PM

Genetic counselor (duh). I will make sure everyone gets all the right genes from egyeyes and then I'll help out with whatever genes EMCE releases into the city >_>



I would also open my own pancake and cookie bakery.


Actually, instead of opening the bakery I would open up a plastic surgery practice as well. Joie and company's titty bar is going to need some nice ones to show off

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 9:37 PM. Reason : Scratch that... it'll be a plastic surgery practice with a pancake/cookie bakery within ]

3/27/2011 9:35:34 PM

So then its settled, EMCE is the sexmaster

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 9:37 PM. Reason : punv]

3/27/2011 9:36:27 PM

my spawn...all grown up

3/27/2011 9:36:57 PM

Fumbler needs to be the proprietor of a gun range and shop

I will own franchises of Jimmy John's, Cookout, and Ruckus and serve beer/wine/liquor 24/7

3/27/2011 9:40:04 PM

Oh, and I can help with the fetility treatment (for women only. sorry guys) as well as provide "Talladega Night"-like entertainment for all automotive lovers and racefans...

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 9:41 PM. Reason : .]

3/27/2011 9:40:49 PM

Local blacksmith from the future

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 9:41 PM. Reason : Great Scott!]

3/27/2011 9:40:50 PM

^^pshhhh dont lie, you can totally give guys fertility treatment too

3/27/2011 9:44:36 PM

I suppose I could give them a vial of my mojo for them to insert in their womenz. Sure.

3/27/2011 9:45:26 PM

<----------town rapist

3/27/2011 9:53:28 PM

I call dibs on being the blonde haired outlaw a la Bo Duke. I'll need a brown haired brother (or blood brother) as a partner in crime.

3/27/2011 10:04:52 PM

^ I'm brown haired.

3/27/2011 10:06:30 PM

I would be General Sherman, just a few towns away.

3/27/2011 10:12:42 PM

BlackDog will be the pharmacist.

3/27/2011 10:13:55 PM

Nah, son...

He would run the Pain Management Clinic

3/27/2011 10:19:09 PM

^Pain mis-management maybe.

I will run all town technical security operations.

Anybody needing alarms, cameras, locksmithing (here's to looking at you everyone, in a town full of tww no one can be trusted) etc I got you. For a nominal fee of course.

Also I might use my skills for evil and just steal from everyone.

[Edited on March 27, 2011 at 10:34 PM. Reason : .]

3/27/2011 10:33:45 PM

don't try breaking into my brothel, my ladies keep a .38 Special tucked in their garters

3/28/2011 4:23:01 PM

I can teach the children English.

3/28/2011 4:24:25 PM

I'd be The Town Rapist

3/28/2011 4:33:51 PM

damn show me some love

3/28/2011 4:44:48 PM

Two town rapists? Uh oh.

3/28/2011 4:50:55 PM

Looks like we need to up security!

3/28/2011 5:16:02 PM

There's room for two of us

We'd each work a 12 hour shift

3/28/2011 5:17:26 PM

the residents of TWW City will sleep well knowing there's always a rapist on duty

3/28/2011 5:18:20 PM

town hermit here

stay off my land!

3/28/2011 5:43:11 PM

A Level 80 Paladin.

3/28/2011 5:45:12 PM

i'd like to be parks and rec manager

3/28/2011 5:47:29 PM

A useless position. There will be no time for leisure in this kingdom.

3/28/2011 5:48:40 PM

i will still take the government check, thank you... you don't have to come and enjoy picnics in our parks or festivals on our holidays!

3/28/2011 5:50:41 PM

Uhhhh heller

Where do I fit in this city?

3/28/2011 5:57:14 PM

I guess i'll nominate myself for EMS

3/28/2011 6:18:42 PM

As honorary mayor I hereby rename TWW City as Fuck Mountain

3/28/2011 9:15:39 PM

I'll go ahead and take the initiative to build a university, a hospital, and a casino.

3/28/2011 9:17:04 PM