If it aint breathing it aint living...get the tube and suck that fucka out

4/8/2011 11:05:08 PM

Genius, there are so many things wrong with that flowchart i don't even know where to begin

and i'm not talking about the position it advocates, i'm talking about the flow itself

did you make it? i'm guessing you haven't made many of these before

4/8/2011 11:05:16 PM

You probably don't understand it.

4/8/2011 11:06:03 PM

So what was in the deal/bill? Watching cnn but I haven't heard anything specific

4/8/2011 11:07:01 PM

u 2 2 2 2 stuu stuu stuupid to get the flow

4/8/2011 11:07:21 PM

Quote :

"Republicans will kill a doctor to prevent abortions"

yes, it is truly a part of the Republican party platform to kill abortion doctors

4/8/2011 11:07:54 PM

http://www.yahoo.com front page


Last-minute agreeement avoids a shutdown

[Edited on April 8, 2011 at 11:08 PM. Reason : lol three Es in agreeement]

4/8/2011 11:08:07 PM

the pubs know they can't shut everything down. They'd guarantee an obama victory in 2012. They are between barack and a hard place

4/8/2011 11:10:40 PM

Doesn't matter what the pubs do...there's now way in sam hell they win the white house with palin

4/8/2011 11:12:12 PM

Quote :

"You probably don't understand it."

or it just sucks

4/8/2011 11:12:32 PM

unless they release the real Nailin' Palin home video: Volume Conception of Bristol

4/8/2011 11:13:16 PM

Quote :

"or it just sucks"

I'm sorry you can't understand it. Not everyone has the ability to understand everything. God works in mysterious ways giving some people the ability and others the disability...

4/8/2011 11:15:22 PM

God giveth and god taketh...I'd smash Bristol

4/8/2011 11:18:19 PM

If you're on welfare you're doing drugs
If you're doing drugs and don't have a job they are going to take your kid
You had the kid not your family and friends.

I'm done in here this thread is pointless to argue in.

4/8/2011 11:23:15 PM

TROLL SUCCESSFUL TROLL

4/8/2011 11:24:06 PM

oh nom nom nom nom

4/8/2011 11:24:27 PM

You can't kill the baby in you womb but once he is grown you best fucking believe we'll kill him sending him into a foreign land to defend foreign citizens.

America, the fucking beautiful!

4/8/2011 11:27:11 PM

the box labeled "Find 2nd adult to sign RC" at the very center of the chart has two "yes" decisions and does not have a "no" decision

that chart sucks

4/8/2011 11:31:21 PM

that doesn't make it wrong. it just means there's no way to move on from that box. Limbooooooooo

4/8/2011 11:37:33 PM

Quote :

"the box labeled "Find 2nd adult to sign RC" at the very center of the chart has two "yes" decisions and does not have a "no" decision"

Yeh it does.


there are two "Find 2nd adult to sign RC" so that the lines don't cross too much. The first one has the No decision.

[Edited on April 8, 2011 at 11:43 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2011 11:43:13 PM

that is not how a flow chart works

you fail

and now i'm sure you didn't make the chart because there are not two "find 2nd adult to sign RC" steps

"find 2 adults to sign RC" != "find 2nd adult to sign RC"

those are two distinct activities

4/8/2011 11:44:37 PM

Are you stupid? Serious question.

4/8/2011 11:49:07 PM

are you incapable of being precise in your communication?

serious question

because it makes you seem uneducated, unintelligent, or both

4/8/2011 11:51:41 PM

WE MADE IT HAPPEN!

4/8/2011 11:55:55 PM

TROLL THE TROLL

4/9/2011 12:01:02 AM

Quote :

"are you incapable of being precise in your communication? serious question"

Yes. I am incapable of being exactly precise (expressive aphasia, remember) so you have to use your intelligence to get the gist of what I'm trying to say.

Things I do know:
I didn't use proper format for the solid and dashed boxes.
I didn't use proper format because mom and dad should be only displayed once.
I may have missed the one "No" option because you can't escape the box without a "Yes"!


Happy now? Can you use your fucking brain to figure out the rest? Or do I have to spoon feed it to you like a baby.


[Edited on April 9, 2011 at 12:03 AM. Reason : .]

4/9/2011 12:02:24 AM

NO WE CANT

4/9/2011 12:05:00 AM

i don't want you to spoon feed me

i just want you to fucking say what you fucking mean without using that dumb expressive aphasia crutch (that you don't have, by the way)

4/9/2011 12:05:50 AM

I dont have expressive aphasia, but I use that because AGAIN i can't precisely coin the condition I have for not being able to be precise.


It's like me being able to build an engine, but not being able to tell someone else how to do it because the names of parts and tools elude me.

4/9/2011 12:09:24 AM

which is probably for the common good because it's a very inefficient engine that is best not reproduced

to extend the analogy

4/9/2011 12:11:00 AM

I agree, you'd have a shitty engine if you took what I said literally and not by what is meant.

4/9/2011 12:13:49 AM

you missed my point, but close enough

so it's settled then

you should shut the fuck up

4/9/2011 12:16:05 AM

It's only agreed that you are too unintelligent to figure out the chart I made.

4/9/2011 12:17:32 AM

4/9/2011 12:18:35 AM

i can figure it out

you shouldn't be worried about me

you should be worried about the idiot masses that will never receive your message because it's partially obscured by the noise of your incompetence

4/9/2011 12:19:28 AM

TEAM WMF

4/9/2011 12:22:43 AM

Quote :

"i can figure it out "

Instead of being a jerk, why don't you help out and format a revised, debugged version of the chart since you can figure it out? Was all of this really fucking necessary?

I'm sure everyone who is intelligent also figured it out.

The revision won't be necessary unless someone who can't figure out would like to step up and request it from you.

4/9/2011 12:25:02 AM

now we're making progress

we have moved to the next action on a flowchart where all flows end in you killing yourself

4/9/2011 12:27:15 AM

TEAM WMF

4/9/2011 12:30:17 AM

Good Show.

4/9/2011 12:30:40 AM

4/9/2011 12:32:31 AM

4/9/2011 12:33:31 AM

I'm against abortion, but for killing babies that way everyone loses and i win

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/9/2011 12:35:44 AM

4/9/2011 10:14:56 AM

Quote :

"plenty of people whose moms shoulda had abortions ITT"

4/9/2011 4:31:09 PM

Quote :

"I have a few buddies in Iraq and Afghanistan right now....dodging missiles for half of a paycheck... While congress members sit in leather chairs discussing what goes on in a woman's uterus."

Truth. Don't forget about legislating what consenting adults do in their own bedrooms!

4/9/2011 9:58:35 PM

10/14/2011 12:52:21 AM

Quote :

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER"

SPRAY

10/14/2011 1:12:50 AM

I have the weirdest boner reading this thread.

10/14/2011 1:15:03 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/14/virginia-ultrasound-bill-republican-abortion-lifestyle-convenience_n_1276799.html

Quote :

"State Del. C. Todd Gilbert (R-Woodstock) made the comment midday Tuesday as the House of Delegates took up consideration of the ultrasound bill. The bill -- which then passed the House 63 to 36 -- would require any woman seeking an abortion in the state to receive an ultrasound first. As an external ultrasound is not able to produce a necessary picture early in pregnancy, a trans-vaginal ultrasound would be needed to produce an image of the fetus."

2/16/2012 9:05:39 AM