I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as......dranking...I'm constantly drankin

5/16/2011 5:02:45 PM

U caint fax coffee. Coffee don't faxify worth a damn. U a dumb sum bitch.

5/16/2011 5:54:37 PM

lolololololololololololol

5/16/2011 5:55:28 PM

DAMN don't time fly when u druck as hell

5/21/2011 11:15:02 AM

^i was watching that last night.

JESUS MADE IT RAIN SINGLE MALT

5/21/2011 11:19:48 AM

this is a show I wish I had every episode dvr-ed and I wouldn't delete them

5/21/2011 11:22:26 AM

ya, I've been meaning to buy the dvds

5/21/2011 11:23:09 AM

idle hands is the devils dingaling

5/21/2011 11:24:00 AM

^^^^hahaha ya I'm watching that one on dvr now

5/21/2011 11:27:40 AM

When Jesus was president he ate babies all the time.

5/21/2011 11:30:17 AM

Quote :

"love your feller man just as long as you can for the locusts swoop down from on high when the creek-bed turns red and your face fills with boils and the serpent will feast on the damned you best submit to your husband lest your organs be devoured by the jagged hellish teeth of the beast from down below by the code of hamurabi both your eyeballs will be taken they'll be plucked out of your head-holes and shown to your body which is now just a skeleton 'cause he also ate the flesh off he'll use your radioulnar like a toothpick for his hell-mouth "

[Edited on May 21, 2011 at 12:25 PM. Reason : das photo ]

5/21/2011 12:24:34 PM

Hold on, hold on, stop. Play that note again. You know the one, the one! The low pitchy one! No, no, no, no. Back 4 measures. There it is, That's the one, THAT IS PISSING ME OFF!

5/21/2011 12:28:26 PM

I love that bolo tie that Early rocks when he dresses up

5/21/2011 1:19:18 PM

Early: Hur.......I brought ya a vidja game. (hands Rusty a pail of soapy water and rag)

Rusty: You did!

Early: Hell naw. Wash da truck. Don't you touch that summabitchin boat. THE BOAT IS MINE!!!

5/21/2011 2:57:44 PM

5/30/2011 2:27:39 PM

^ fail

5/30/2011 6:38:37 PM

i just got sassed by a whore

5/30/2011 6:41:51 PM

Let's put cough drops in our butt holes and play video games.

I'm full of snips and snails and puppy dog tails... and moles... lots of moles.

5/31/2011 1:06:19 AM

goggles are for pussies, don't be a pussy in front of my boss

6/3/2011 3:26:39 PM

Quote :

"Let's put cough drops in our butt holes and play video games."

i love how they slur granny's accent to say "vidjya games"

6/3/2011 3:35:01 PM

ROCK STAR PARKING BABY!

I know the sumbitch is compunetatin', dont tell me that which I know

[Edited on June 10, 2011 at 1:30 AM. Reason : .]

6/10/2011 1:29:24 AM

you wanna bang yourself a goat? cuz the goat is DEAD

6/29/2011 1:58:13 AM

Yes granny - I seen the light. Like a DUI roadblock in the sky. But I pulled a U-ie and hauled ass through the woods! And now my life has purpose. Goodbye party liquor! Gunnery, you have a good'un! Masturbation... uh... let's just call it a hiatus. From now on, I am a bushhog on the front-end loader of the Lord!

7/2/2011 1:03:32 AM

How did a thread like this make it to 2 pages? Squidbillies is one of the worst and least funny shows of all time. No, that wasn't an opinion. That was a motherfucking fact. Please direct your mouth towards the nearest dick so you may suck it.

7/2/2011 3:43:54 AM

Clearly someone doesn't understand the beauty of that show...or does that show hit to close to home for you and you feel like it is making fun of your friends and family in northwest georgia.

7/2/2011 9:31:29 AM

note to self, parentcanpay sucks

7/2/2011 12:23:55 PM

How to tell if someone is from Stone Mountain

1) Does not like Squidbillies
2) Member of the KKK
3) Thinks God don't make no trash

7/2/2011 4:55:26 PM

If there's a reason I can't find the beauty in this show, it might have something to do with the show sucking. The jokes aren't funny, the characters are stupid, everything about the show is a contrived piece of shit. It's a shame eugenics programs aren't around anymore because this show could be invaluable.

[Edited on July 3, 2011 at 6:21 AM. Reason : C]

7/3/2011 6:20:48 AM

aha, you must be one of those people that enjoys two and half men, I always wondered how that show stayed on the air for so long

7/3/2011 11:05:54 PM

trolls will find anything to troll, even squidbillie threads

7/3/2011 11:11:52 PM

Quote :

"aha, you must be one of those people that enjoys two and half men, I always wondered how that show stayed on the air for so long "

squidbillies is genius. I can see how it's too subtle for some people...

7/3/2011 11:26:26 PM

I fucking love Two and Half Men. I can't get off without that show.

7/4/2011 3:45:56 PM

Random, but I'm struggling finding a link to the outro song (at least one of good quality)

Anyone able to help?

7/7/2011 1:04:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c-XathpPYo

7/9/2011 6:08:22 PM

Mexico! Has to go!
You hiring work? Say mexi-no!
Red white and blue!
Will work for you!
Except for the jobs that we won't do!
Hanging sheetrock - we won't do!
Painting houses - we won't do!
Anything septic - we won't do!
Drive for nascar - sure we'll do!
Talk about movies - yes, we'll do!
Toss me a frisbee - that sounds fun!

7/26/2011 12:55:20 AM

I know this sounds crazy but I'm cravin TACOS

7/26/2011 11:32:13 AM

So please accept these candied yams as a advance on the child support that I ain't never gonna pay, 'cause you just gonna spend it on bathtub crank from my sister. And also know that I forgive thee for doing the unskinny bop with every damn creature from this valley. But what can one do, for the vagina wants what the vagina wants. Ain't that right, you whore of Babylon? I'm sorry, Jesus. I can't help it. She just makes me so damn pissed off.

[Crystal in porta john having sex] [Rattling] [rattling stops] >> check the date on them yams.
No, not you.
[snaps] vamonos.

7/26/2011 1:53:34 PM

Rusty: Hot damn! What about these trees over here daddy?
Early: Hmm? What about these trees granny?
Granny: No, the trees are fine.
[Early stares at Rusty and contemplates]
Early: Burn the damn trees!
Granny: Burn 'em!

7/26/2011 5:06:11 PM

GO ON BACK TO YA TEEPEES!!

7/26/2011 6:10:39 PM

god I LOVE this episode

they willingly chose to be disgustiner 'an hell

7/28/2011 12:54:14 AM

if you've never seen unknown hinson, you really should. he's still playing in raleigh a time or two a year, more or less

7/29/2011 12:40:33 AM

I really hope he plays this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtELmz-MVvU

7/29/2011 12:44:08 AM

talkin' animals, that don't make no damn sense

7/29/2011 12:46:20 AM

Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here. Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.

8/13/2011 1:09:43 AM

shut dat damn laffy trap

8/19/2011 2:09:48 AM

Doobie Brothers aside...... the Doobies has done been disquatrified!!

8/21/2011 11:30:20 PM

we're not very far away from new squidbillies

8/22/2011 1:06:43 AM

I can't freakin wait

8/22/2011 12:08:32 PM

me too man, me too

8/25/2011 12:30:32 AM

i hope they shitcan that worthless piece of shit show

8/25/2011 12:34:32 AM