i will happily sleep in and look at the photos online later

4/28/2011 6:56:29 PM

We kicked those assholes out of our country so we didn't have to give two shits about their royal bullshit.

4/28/2011 6:56:33 PM

Bump for a little over 2 hours 'til coverage!

And from the last page, my royal name would be Lady Jeanette Emily Wilcox. That actually sounds conceivable!

4/29/2011 1:49:57 AM

Oh, so there was already a thread.

My bad.

4/29/2011 6:04:00 AM

Epic eyebrows!

4/29/2011 6:19:39 AM

Lord Albert Rocky Lafayette

4/29/2011 6:25:47 AM

i was a little pissed when i tried to watch the morning news and got this crap, instead

kate's hot, though...could stand to thin the eyebrows a bit

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 6:37 AM. Reason : they look bored]

4/29/2011 6:37:25 AM

I'm digging everyone's hats

4/29/2011 6:58:57 AM

Where's the pics

4/29/2011 7:04:59 AM

Holy crap, I could not give two shits about this wedding- but my news feed on FB is blowing up about this!

everyone I know that is coming to my wedding better be on their phones twittering updates every 4-5 minutes about peoples hats and people signing papers!

4/29/2011 7:19:44 AM

joeovies Joe Ovies
Only in England can a couple on welfare get this much hype. #RoyalWedding
15 hours ago

4/29/2011 7:21:22 AM

ha. There's only one person on my news feed talking about the shit but her posts are ~90% of it.

4/29/2011 7:27:20 AM

^haha yeah, I have the same person

but the other 10-15% in between her posts are all wedding related too!

4/29/2011 7:30:09 AM

4/29/2011 7:36:26 AM

^^/^^^shes straght blow in my shit up, too.

I had one guy post abtpout waking up for it... hahhhaha light in the loafers?

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 7:44 AM. Reason : .]

4/29/2011 7:44:23 AM

awwww so i just watched like 2 minutes of the coverage, she looks so pretty.


i can only imagine what its like to know youre marrying a prince, or to know that your daughter is about to be a duchess, its pretty intense when you think about it. P

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 7:50 AM. Reason : sdfd]

4/29/2011 7:47:29 AM

Today I am Lady Catherine Toonces Pepperidge.

4/29/2011 8:17:04 AM

i must say kate is a very very beautiful woman.

4/29/2011 8:28:02 AM

^i was thinking the exact same thing.


and she seems really classy.
which ups her beautiful-ness 200%.

4/29/2011 8:31:30 AM

Poor William is balding so fast. You can practically see his hair falling out during the ceremony. Maybe Kate likes bald guys.

4/29/2011 8:53:10 AM

You want to marry me and i'll become a princess and eventually queen of england? I dunno...you are bald...

4/29/2011 8:54:32 AM

I don't understand how anyone could love someone who was balding.

4/29/2011 9:02:27 AM

Really just saying it must suck to bald so fast so young.

4/29/2011 9:06:47 AM

Quote :

"Maybe Kate likes bald guys future kings"

.

4/29/2011 9:08:38 AM

I did not get all the hype BUT he is a good looking balding man.

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 9:10 AM. Reason : I want to rock a hat somewhere. Love hats.]

4/29/2011 9:08:59 AM

lol @ the kids.

4/29/2011 9:11:30 AM

Kate is gorgeous.

I hope I find a woman as classy as she is.


But I hope with all that class, she'd still want to bone like crazy.

4/29/2011 9:16:33 AM

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 9:46 AM. Reason : apparently, Virginia isn't afraid to show a little boob]

4/29/2011 9:44:17 AM

I didn't watch it, but judging by some of the vids and pics, it was pretty impressive.

4/29/2011 9:45:09 AM

repost from other thread: these douchebags are having a $50 million wedding while the rest of the world is in ruins

fuck em

4/29/2011 9:47:57 AM

it may be $50 MM but it's only £30 MM

4/29/2011 9:51:30 AM

oh forgot to mention that the projected losses from declaring a public holiday are $6 billion

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/306129

RICH PEOPLE GOTTA HAVE THEIR SHINY THINGS

4/29/2011 9:56:30 AM

money well spent

4/29/2011 9:57:37 AM

i thought it could potentially run upwards of 70 million (42 million brit pounds)

this whole thing blows my mind. thats more than one dollar per person living in the UK.

and dont get me started on the people who actually care about this... aside from simple fascination.... the people who have been on top of it all morning. its insane

seriously makes my head blow up, can't post here anymore

Quote :

"Only in England can a couple on welfare get this much hype. #RoyalWedding"

this reminds me of that funny obama in government housing joke that this is stolen from

4/29/2011 9:58:17 AM

We'll see how much of that is offset by the tourist and trinket dealers...cause poor people gotta have their paper hats and Union Jack flags.

4/29/2011 9:59:08 AM

saying i'll not post in a thread again is a jinx... you made me have a question

i guess they're obviously selling all that crap... but is it all government licensed like NCAA stuff?

4/29/2011 10:01:51 AM

they can't ALL be bootleggers...can they?

4/29/2011 10:03:27 AM

Seeing all those white horses, fancy uniforms, different types of decorated guards, it's like living in a real-life World of Warcraft world. Everyone is participating in the role playing to create a new reality.


What interests me the most is the happiness of the ceremony.

Quote :

" Why do middle Americans who can't as much afford the trappings of even a modest ceremony focus on the nuptials of a monarchy we fought so hard to divorce ourselves from! "

Perhaps it's not just about a wedding, but national pride, too. How many happy ceremonies do we have in the U.S that the whole country takes part in? None. We work all the fucking time, we're grumpy, we're grouchy, we're lazy when we're not working, our country sucks.


We divorced ourselves from tyrants. We were free at last. 250 years later we continue to boast about our freedom, but freedom we have NONE. The police force is through the roof. The internet is being policed through the roof. The crime rate is through the roof (BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ILLEGAL). The drug trafficking is through the roof. welfare is through the roof. Insurance is through the roof. Taxes is through the roof.

Common sense is through the floor. Morals are through the floor. The education system is through the floor.

Fuck the U.S.

4/29/2011 10:22:04 AM

and pizza costs are through the roof

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 10:24 AM. Reason : ]

4/29/2011 10:23:45 AM

^^ flights leaving the US happen every day. Please to buy a one way ticket out

4/29/2011 10:25:17 AM

I have obligations.

4/29/2011 10:29:35 AM

Is your high-horse just not quite ready to ride off into the sunset?

4/29/2011 10:30:46 AM

I'm pretty sure you're the one with the high horse.

4/29/2011 10:31:26 AM

Troll's gonna troll.

4/29/2011 10:43:02 AM

Nice coping mechanism.

4/29/2011 10:44:55 AM

Aside from the "fuck the US" part and the part demonizing the police force

I agree with Geniusboy completely

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 10:48 AM. Reason : s]

4/29/2011 10:47:40 AM

Quote :

"Is your high-horse just not quite ready to ride off into the sunset?"

Lolz, I'll have to remember that one

4/29/2011 10:50:33 AM

Not demonizing them. I'm saying they are too good at what they do. We don't have any freedom and everything is illegal by using the right grammar to spin it.

4/29/2011 10:51:14 AM

i just woke up and am watching it now


english people are funny

4/29/2011 10:51:59 AM

Quote :

"I agree with Geniusboy BigHitSunday completely"

4/29/2011 11:17:22 AM