Dear EMCE

Was this you?

Quote :

"Dear a-hole in white trailblazer on 440 inner beltline at 6:30am this morning: it was COMPLETELY unnecessary for you to speed up when i was trying to get onto 440 this morning at melbourne ave. maybe you weren't paying much attention to what was in your rear view mirror or you're just a straight up dick, but there was a car up your ass behind you so i couldn't get onto the highway behind you. i had PLENTY of room to get onto the highway in front of you without you having to slam on your breaks. i am a polite driver like that. but for you to INCREASE your speed because for whatever reason you didn't want me in front of you, causing me to have to SLAM on my breaks and narrowly avoid going completely off the road is ridiculous and unsafe. so there i am - sitting at the end of the on-ramp for 440 at 0 mph because you decide that you rather be the biggest dick in the world than let me onto the highway this morning. don't worry - i slammed on my gas (causing me to lose god knows how many gallons of gas in the process) to try to catch up with you so i can get your license plate number. but you freaked and jumped off at the western blvd exit at the last minute. let's both hope for the sake of my sanity, we never cross paths again. sincerely, CassTheSass"

4/28/2011 8:29:49 AM

1) no, I would never do that to you cass. Ive had a crush on you for years


2) no, I live in DC....not raleigh

4/28/2011 8:32:37 AM

Dear EMCE,

Today is my four year anniversary with the s.o.

4/28/2011 8:33:26 AM

Awww, thats sweet.

I guess I should call it quits, and stop tryna tap that.



Happy anniversary!

4/28/2011 8:35:19 AM

^^^ good because i'd had have to defriend you if it was you

4/28/2011 8:50:00 AM

I haven't slept well all week and today it is really catching up with me. is it 5 yet?

4/28/2011 9:11:27 AM

Hey EMCE

I had a meeting with other transportation experts today to discuss HOT lanes on I-85 northeast of Atlanta.


[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 2:55 PM. Reason : E]

4/28/2011 2:53:26 PM

Hey EMCE son,

A certain Meg son owes me an apology for calling and pretending to know me from some high school and then being all non-knife and claiming she was 19 and that she didn't know me.

4/28/2011 2:56:48 PM

Hey EMCE -

I'm headed to San Francisco for a wedding this weekend. Want me to get you a souvenir?

4/28/2011 3:00:02 PM

Dear EMCE,

I just TAed a discussion section that no one showed up for - hoorary crossword time!

4/28/2011 4:19:27 PM

Hey EMCE,

I got a text from a number I didn't recognize and it was all in Spanish. They also attached a picture of Mary (mother of Jeebus). I replied "WTF". And they said "Antonio from framkies?", which is weird since my name is Antonio but the only Frankie I know I haven't seen in 3-4 years and anyone who knows me would know that I don't speak Spanish. Then they asked "You Mexican !! ?" and I said "Nope" and they said "I must got the wrong number soo sorry good bye". Here's the translated text:

Quote :

"They say that every time you receive this divine image ... or receive extra money for that good news has gained a lot faith sile send it to 10 friends. or family is not a game ... you will have an unexpected financial luck .. provar costs nothing. If you do not. You never know luck, I do and I returned to my compliance and god bless you."

4/28/2011 6:18:35 PM

Wadhead.... Yes, thank you! Enjoy your trip, sir

Shinantonio.... Thats odd man. Hey, at least they didnt send you dirty butthole pics. Cause that would be gross.

4/28/2011 6:23:42 PM

What a coincidence. I think I might've seen you out and about earlier today

4/28/2011 6:58:08 PM

ha he looks like he spotted a jehovah's witness or something

4/28/2011 7:09:56 PM

EMCE,

A stupid woman who was in sn ugly cube car that was more concerned about her frappachino than checking her blind spot attempted to run me off 40 on my way home from work.

I was just wondering - do you think it's possible I have an invisible bumper sticker that says "go ahead kill me but only in this vehicle.". Or do you think my car is just invisible?

4/28/2011 7:13:11 PM

CassTheSass, I honestly think that other drivers on the road don't see you as someone that deserves respect... so they are trying to intimidate and challenge you. Murdering them is your only option.

4/28/2011 7:42:59 PM

^ nigga is my hero

4/28/2011 7:46:12 PM

^She could just buy a hummer...

Also, this page sucks because of the stupid automatic playing of that stupid song.

4/28/2011 7:46:16 PM

Hey EMCE,

I gave blood for the first time ever today. I have tried a bunch in the past, but I've been denied because of low iron, low weight, veins being too small, and clotting too fast when I tried to donate platelets. I almost failed the iron test but I passed on the second try. Then I almost clotted too fast again, but it finally worked. I am pleased.

4/28/2011 7:47:45 PM

That's very pleasing to hear, Skwinkle. I usually try to donate every other month when the vampire squad Red Cross comes to work to gather our liquid innards.

The first time I tried to give blood was in high school - Bitch stabbed me like 5 times saying that my vein was rolling. Apparently, she wasn't doing it right, because when her supervisor came over, she got it on the first try.

The second time I gave blood was in college - My shit clotted too fast, and the little bag didn't fill up all the way. The half bag that oozed out of my arm had to be thrown away.

The third time I gave blood, was at work - it seems to work well there.

4/28/2011 7:51:26 PM

I've never gave blood. I have a severe fear of needles. Yes I'm a punk.

4/28/2011 10:16:21 PM

Hey EMCE,

I enjoyed a few beers with co-workers today from 4:30-6:07PM at small craft brewery in Cambridge. We talked about soccer, chicken and waffles, as well as a number of other interesting topics. I hope your day was swell!

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 10:25 PM. Reason : V I feel tww would suffer a similar fate without your leadership ]

4/28/2011 10:19:27 PM

Yeah, my day was pretty good. I made a lot of progress on this new project I was put on.

AND...this senior engineer from back at my old facility back in NY just transferred to my new job. He looked me up. It felt good that he remembered me, cause I put a lot of blood|sweat|tears into his program. Anyway, he wanted to grab a tea and chat. we did.

He proceeded to tell me that after I left, our project fell to shit because I wasn't there anymore. A lot of crazy stuff happened, and now the end product is basically unusable...cause I wasn't there to fight for the important issues. Eventually, he left/transferred.


pwnt.

4/28/2011 10:24:04 PM

EMCE

The cowboys wasted the 9th pick on a fucking offensive tackle. I think we shoulda traded down. What you think?

4/28/2011 10:32:22 PM

Who is "we"?

Are you talking about the Panthers?
You can't be talking about the Cowboys, because I hate them with a passion.

4/28/2011 11:14:22 PM

Yes, How Bout Them Cowboys???

4/29/2011 1:57:53 PM