Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
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mkcarter PLAY SO HARD 4365 Posts user info edit post |
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "hey man, what's with the long face?" 4/28/2011 5:40:31 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
What did God say when Eve washed her panties in the stream?
"I'll never get that smell out of the fish"
My high school marketing teacher told me that one. 4/28/2011 5:44:18 PM |
Dammit100 All American 17605 Posts user info edit post |
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
fo' drizzle 4/28/2011 5:47:18 PM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
If a woman runs over her husband, whose at fault? The woman, she shouldn't have been out of the kitchen.
If a man runs over his wife, whose at fault? The man, he shouldn't have crashed into the kitchen. 4/28/2011 9:43:55 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
who's] 4/28/2011 9:46:12 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Best Clean Jokes " |
Hi! Billy Mays here!
[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 10:14 PM. Reason : .]4/28/2011 10:14:40 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
a black and a mexican walk into a bar, the bartender says, GET THE FUCK OUT. 4/28/2011 10:22:40 PM |
Axelay All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino. 4/28/2011 10:33:43 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snowball. 4/28/2011 10:54:26 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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Quote : | "^^^ I already said that one! " |
haha omg! I should have read through the thread! It's my favorite joke! :giggle:4/29/2011 2:05:48 PM |
Troop All American 849 Posts user info edit post |
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need a piece of tail.' I turned with a confused look on my face and said, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.
"Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce" 4/30/2011 12:30:25 AM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
now 4/30/2011 12:43:06 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27747 Posts user info edit post |
A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says "Do I have a choice?"...
...dead baby 4/30/2011 12:49:17 AM |
Troop All American 849 Posts user info edit post |
^ all good jokes end with a dead baby 4/30/2011 12:14:12 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
^ What do you get a dead baby for christmas?
A DEAD PUPPY!!!
Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks. 5/1/2011 1:57:00 AM |