i try and put items in between the pieces of bread

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/3/2011 1:54:10 PM

page tew

5/3/2011 2:39:17 PM

Quote :

"TEAM MAYO! FUCK MIRACLE WHIP!"

Mayo is ok. But my dad loves miracle whip so that's what we always had in the house when I was growing up...so I became more fond of it. But I'm cool with substituting mayo when miracle whip's not available.

5/3/2011 3:22:58 PM

made a sandwich today(in order of stacking):

Dark German Whole Wheat
slices of deli-shaved Boar's Head honey-maple turkey
slathered whole grain german mustard on top of turkey
pickle sandwich stuffer or whatever they're called
2 slices of fresh farmers market tomatoes
heart of romaine lettuce
mild NY cheddar cheese
Dark German whole wheat bread

i take my sandwiches seriously

5/3/2011 3:39:29 PM

http://scanwiches.com/

/drool

5/3/2011 3:43:58 PM

^this one caught my eye



[Edited on May 3, 2011 at 3:48 PM. Reason : chicken, pesto, tomato, basil, mozzarella]

5/3/2011 3:47:49 PM

That looks fantastic

5/3/2011 5:10:00 PM

stop stacking shit in the middle

5/3/2011 5:10:45 PM

I agree, i tend to make a sandwich into a journey from one side to the next where i'm not really sure what i'm going to bite into at what time

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/3/2011 6:07:04 PM

AstralAdvent, get out of my thread

5/3/2011 7:52:11 PM

where do the doritos go?

5/3/2011 7:53:13 PM

Quote :

"Dark German Whole Wheat slices of deli-shaved Boar's Head honey-maple turkey slathered whole grain german mustard on top of turkey pickle sandwich stuffer or whatever they're called 2 slices of fresh farmers market tomatoes heart of romaine lettuce mild NY cheddar cheese Dark German whole wheat bread"

lolz at the sick amount of pretentiousness slathered on that sandwich.

5/3/2011 8:11:32 PM

Bread makes/breaks a great sandwich. That said I've been eating the $0.99 loaf wheat with three pillowed slices of turkey and one kraft single. LAME. Only takes about 40 seconds to make though and time is precious in the morning. I hate when meat is just laid flat, gotta get them folds.

5/4/2011 12:15:55 AM

^^don't act like you wouldn't eat it

as i said, i don't mess around with my sammiches. i look forward to meals with serious fervor.

5/4/2011 12:32:34 AM

I'd eat it.

But you're selling it like a masterpiece when it's just a turkey sandwich.

It's not like you roasted your own peppers for it or something.

[Edited on May 4, 2011 at 1:22 AM. Reason : And rbrthwrd wins.]

5/4/2011 1:16:32 AM

i dont know why but qntmfred had me rolling with the

Quote :

"so what's the deal with sandwiches? add to my topics"

5/4/2011 1:58:36 AM

^^fair enough

i was extremely satisfied is all, at the time it tasted like a masterpiece because of quality ingredients, not because i think i'm some master sandwich maker

5/4/2011 7:13:27 AM

Todays Sandwich Strategy:

bread/mayo/spinach/tomatoes/turkey/cheese/spinach/mayo(yes!)/bread

I'll fill you all in on how it goes.


I kind of like the pretentious version of sandwiches too... so here's mine:

whole wheat bread/mayo(no other way to put this)/baby spinach/rome tomatoes/oven roasted deli turkey/naturally aged extra sharp cheddar cheese/baby spinach/mayo/whole wheat bread



I will work on making it more pretentious tomorrow

5/4/2011 11:08:17 AM

DON'T YOU COME IN HER BLASPHEMING MATER SAMMICHES

WITH YOUR SANDWICH THINS FOR FUCK'S SAKE

ONLY REGULAR WHITE BREAD ALLOWED

OR YOU CAN GIT THE FUCK OUT

[Edited on May 4, 2011 at 12:25 PM. Reason : *]

5/4/2011 12:25:13 PM

but i likes the wheat bread

5/4/2011 12:28:21 PM

what about white wheat?

[Edited on May 4, 2011 at 12:29 PM. Reason : it brings racism to my sandwiches]

5/4/2011 12:29:46 PM

Quote :

"mayo(no other way to put this)"

Au contraire--there are many brand snobs about mayo. Ask a Duke's or a Hellman's fan to use another brand and you will likely feel the sting of scorn.

Personally I use the kraft mayo with olive oil--detect no real difference in taste compared to standard mayo but it's marginally healthier.

5/4/2011 12:37:29 PM

i have used the olive oil and i really liked it but after a month or so it began to separate

idk why i never buy miracle whip, i actually like it better, oops!

I use regular mayonnaise on hot sandwiches and mayo on cold

5/4/2011 12:40:55 PM

bread
jelly
peanut butter
bread

butter
bread
cheese
cheese
bread
butter

5/4/2011 12:53:51 PM

butter
bread
cheese
ham
cheese
bread
butter

5/4/2011 12:54:51 PM

dude yall need to quit ruining your turkey sandwiches with cheddar. get dat swiss or pepperjack. leave cheddar for ham.

also, if youre a baller, hit up a roast beef sammy with some horseradish cheddar. its a white cheddar so its not gay.

5/4/2011 1:10:31 PM

worried about your cheese choice being gay and calling it a sammy

im confused.

5/4/2011 1:11:37 PM

you werent confused LAST NIGHT

[Edited on May 4, 2011 at 1:14 PM. Reason : 9800 ~ posts!]

5/4/2011 1:13:57 PM

todays combination was excellent, mostly due to the cheddar cheese i used instead of the crappy kraft american singles

also, the spinach on both sides of the sandwich was a good call

5/4/2011 2:42:08 PM

dinner: english muffin/cheese/sausage/egg/english muffin

YESS

cheese must be against bread so that it melts, duh

5/4/2011 7:55:37 PM

For me it's always the following.

bread/mayo/mustard/meat/cheese/tomato/spinach or lettuce/mayo/bread

if the sandwich is not being consumed immediately, the tomato goes between the meat and cheese.

[Edited on May 4, 2011 at 10:59 PM. Reason : f]

5/4/2011 10:59:21 PM

dear evlbuxmbetty

fro my time working at burger king in high school, i can assure you that proper arrangement of a breakfast sandwich always goes meat, egg, cheese.

then its fair game stuffing as much random shit as you can into the croissanwich

5/5/2011 2:00:03 AM

i like my egg on top son

5/5/2011 6:24:53 AM