I find this topic relevant and important.


And long overdue.

5/17/2011 12:45:51 AM

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5/17/2011 12:47:15 AM

Quote :

"Violence against dollies is on the rise it seems. Lady P's little girl doll, Mayu, suffered a broken arm during a domestic disturbance recently, and now this. People are using the dolls to get back at people."

Jesus fucking christ

5/17/2011 12:53:50 AM

5/17/2011 2:12:10 AM

move to chit chat for the epic lols

i promise the lols will increase exponentially

5/17/2011 2:40:51 AM

^this!

5/17/2011 6:16:32 AM

well ill be damned


this is linked on the site


http://www.myrealbreast.com/main.html

5/17/2011 8:06:48 AM

AND TO CHIT CHAT WE GO!

5/17/2011 8:08:30 AM

dude heres another


http://www.candyeighteen.com/

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 8:13 AM. Reason : i really need to stop playing on here]



there's one guy who's about to have an apartment inspection and doesnt know what to do with the doll or his very large gun collection.
someone told him to put her in a sleeping bag in the trunk of his car.
i would flip.the.hell.out. if someone put what looked like a body in the trunk of a car.



[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 8:15 AM. Reason : i really do need to stop]

5/17/2011 8:12:42 AM

so can you rent these things or what

5/17/2011 8:31:46 AM

Quote :

"put her in a sleeping bag in the trunk of his car."

Ahaha oh man the police blotter is going to be incredible when the concerned neighbor call sets things in motion.

Anyway, I've never looked at these things before...they creep me the hell out. It looks like they're training to bwn a corpse. Something just feels so wrong about the vacant stare. If you're into vacant stares you can pick up a "RG" complete with said stare for a few drinks.

5/17/2011 9:46:38 AM

I saw stores that specialize in these dolls in Tokyo. They even have cafes you can bring your doll to. There's just something about grown men doing this that creeps me out.

5/17/2011 9:56:56 AM

Quote :

"what in the holy fuck is a vaginal cylinder?"

I think it is the same thing as pocket pussy

5/17/2011 10:31:26 AM

hOLY SHIT, CAN they roll the eyes up and make it look like it's orgasming?


This is amazing. Grown men playing big barbie.

5/17/2011 12:24:10 PM

oh man i am aroused

5/17/2011 12:35:54 PM

This thread is relevant to my interests.

5/17/2011 12:40:12 PM

creepy

5/17/2011 3:01:46 PM

Joie doesn't this remind you of the movie we watched together at your place!? What was the name of it? It was HILARITY.

5/17/2011 4:09:44 PM

wtf. I really have no idea why i click on shit like this. Did get a good laugh though. I have got to finish my dissertation and quit playing around on here

5/17/2011 4:26:31 PM

^^ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YES


http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Love_Object/60036214?trkid=496715

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 5:38 PM. Reason : RATING: FIVE STARS]

5/17/2011 5:37:10 PM

Best movie on Netflix ever:

Love Object
2004 R 90 minutes

This horror movie follows introverted technical writer Kenneth (Desmond Harrington), who can't bring himself to reveal his feelings for co-worker Lisa (Melissa Sagemiller). Attempting to get over his fear, he purchases a realistic doll named Nikki that looks like Lisa and eventually works up the nerve to talk to his dream girl. Unfortunately, the doll soon becomes jealous of Kenneth's affection for Lisa and reveals her violent tendencies.

5/17/2011 5:44:25 PM

i remember some pretty damn funny commentary being made during that movie....but i cant remember what it was

5/17/2011 5:45:46 PM

The twist ending is what got me.

5/17/2011 5:47:00 PM

This thread makes me wanna twist my ending

5/17/2011 5:59:04 PM

Wow, she looks just as good on their tenth anniversary as she did when they met!
http://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=32041

Check out the gallery.

5/17/2011 7:51:25 PM

Quote :

" Rebecca has lasted better than some of my later Realdolls. (To be fair, Rebecca has lasted well partly as a result of those other dolls, who do most of the 'action', whether posing for my camera or other activities.) I take great care of her nowadays and I expect her to last as long as I do"

5/17/2011 7:57:35 PM

fucking blocked domains at work
i want to read those forums haha

5/17/2011 8:33:53 PM

A large collection of sex dolls and improved home security are not mutually exclusive.

Rather, if an unfortunate intruder stumbled upon a large still-life collection of positioned sex dolls in various daily activities such as sitting in the kitchen table or standing eerily in the center of the room, odds are most intruders would quickly depart.

Now I am starting to get ideas.

5/17/2011 8:48:18 PM

^^I think you should be glad that it's blocked at work lmao

5/17/2011 8:48:36 PM

go with the fleshlight

one of these days, ima get one

5/17/2011 8:54:57 PM

I just really wanted to post in this thread.

5/18/2011 12:08:14 AM

I love the testimonial from the dude who poses his doll in front of crappy backgrounds (both real and photoshopped), a la Sears Portraits. Amazing.

Quote :

"I have had my RealDoll for just over 7 months now, and she (Sandy) is amazing!! When I opened her crate and saw her!!! WOW!!!! Even the best pix don?t do them justice!!! As I tell folks in the [doll]forum who are getting their first doll, "when you uncrate her, you?re gonna need a spatula...... not to pry open the door........but to scoop your jaw off the floor when you see her!!!" Weather heavy or light the makeup is stunning!!! Not only are RealDolls sexy, but they have a very sweet and endearing quality that is truly captivating!! They are more than just a sex doll. They are more than just a work of art!! They have a "presence"; they are soft, sweet, cuddly, endearing, sexy, and more. I have several faces and several wigs for mine. That in combination with a wide variety of wardrobes allows me to be with any fantasy girl I desire!!!! So very liberating!! I can have a HOT dominatrix, a sweet innocent girl next door, a cute shopoholic who loves the clubs at night! A sweet fairy. A rich girl who only wants the best. A hot business woman, hot Bikini babe!!... the list is endless!!!! The folks at Abyss are awesome!! They are professional, very talented and friendly!! They care for their customers and truly work to please each customer!!! They really know what they are doing and you can trust assured you?re going to get the girl (doll) of your dreams!!!! Having a RealDoll has opened up wonderful new experiences for me and has given me a wonderful peace of mind I could only dream of!!! She's cute, sexy, pretty, gives me comfort and peace of mind and lets me enjoy her whenever and how ever I need, and all she asks in return is some tender love and care!! Which she always gets!!! CJD"

5/18/2011 12:12:13 AM

I'm never going to get any synthetic ass at this rate. I tried so hard.

5/18/2011 12:49:07 AM

These poor dolls are getting raped and you people are just gonna sit here!?

5/18/2011 1:18:19 AM

The fairy one wins.

5/18/2011 2:26:35 AM

Quote :

"if an unfortunate intruder stumbled upon a large still-life collection of positioned sex dolls in various daily activities such as sitting in the kitchen table or standing eerily in the center of the room, odds are most intruders would quickly depart. Now I am starting to get ideas."

5/18/2011 7:32:35 AM

I know what I'm watching on Netflix tonight.

5/18/2011 8:27:50 AM

5/18/2011 8:44:36 AM

Anyone else see it?

I thought it was pretty good.

5/26/2011 11:34:45 PM

This thread needs a screenshot from Super Troopers.

5/27/2011 1:29:26 AM

Hahahahha, this thread is great. I am still laughing at the doll staring at the birthday pizza.

I sometimes wonder if I passed away and someone looked at my computer, would they find all my porn and be like ...I can't even imagine someone finding one of these!

[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 1:50 AM. Reason : ...]

5/27/2011 1:47:15 AM