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5/19/2011 6:41:40 PM

5/19/2011 6:48:23 PM

The people have spoken Kat. This thread is more popular

5/19/2011 6:49:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnydK0phSqM

5/19/2011 7:03:49 PM

quality not quantity! everyone will be sorry when they didn't read my rapture tips. but iiiiiii will be prepared.

p.s. know what song is underrated? THIS SONG. and i think it goes perfectly in this thread!
pls to embed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0AiN8vrn9Y

[Edited on May 19, 2011 at 7:17 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2011 7:10:20 PM

5/19/2011 8:44:24 PM

where is everyone getting this from?

is there any evidence or even a shred of data on it? lol

5/19/2011 8:54:36 PM

http://www.familyradio.com/english/connect/caravan/

5/19/2011 9:00:51 PM

Do we have a time of day on this? I need to know if I've got to buy enough groceries for dinner, or just lunch.

5/19/2011 9:03:05 PM

6pm in whatever timezone you are in.

5/19/2011 9:06:21 PM

Would suck if you were traveling between timezones and missed it.

5/19/2011 9:08:46 PM

^ lol. Maybe there's a second sweep through for the stragglers who are also good people?

5/19/2011 9:13:47 PM

I think its odd that Jesus operates on earth timezones. But whatev.

5/19/2011 9:17:07 PM

im just guessing that every single person on this website are not going to make it to wherever we are supposed to get raptured to, oh yeah and are they taking bets in vegas if this shits actually going down

5/19/2011 10:15:41 PM

what do they reeeaaaly think is going to happen saturday?

5/19/2011 10:22:26 PM

i hope it does happen. then i don't have to listen to their bullshit, that wasn't actually bullshit, anymore

5/19/2011 11:28:33 PM

Well theres a silver lining to every cloud. Ill still be here, but at least I won't have to keep looking for a god damned job.

5/20/2011 12:39:24 AM

I'm confused by all this

and don't feel like looking it up... who started this shit

5/20/2011 12:40:30 AM

link 10 posts up

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 12:50 AM. Reason : http://www.familyradio.com/caravan/nc_letters.html#durham1]

5/20/2011 12:45:23 AM

TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

5/20/2011 7:22:52 AM

I'd love to be sitting in a room with these fools to see how they react when they realize this isn't happening.

5/20/2011 7:27:20 AM

Wouldn't be surprised if their reaction goes like this:

5/20/2011 7:51:49 AM

Well of course I wouldn't eat or drink anything they prepared.

5/20/2011 7:53:47 AM

yea i was wondering if their idea of rapture involves some kind of special kool-aid or something

5/20/2011 8:02:49 AM

Y'ALL ARE GONNA FEEL REALLY DUMB FOR MOCKING THIS WHEN IT HAPPENS

5/20/2011 8:08:54 AM

Quote :

"The Bible Guarantees It"

OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

5/20/2011 8:14:36 AM

one of the few things i remember from church was that whenever Jesus came back it would be "like a thief in the night"

i.e. not predicted

5/20/2011 9:50:43 AM

It would be really ironic if it happened on like sunday at 2PM? Everyone has given up then BAM hits you.

5/20/2011 12:14:46 PM

5/20/2011 1:54:45 PM

http://postrapturepost.com/order.html

5/20/2011 2:04:51 PM

I'm sending this one to the people who believe this shit.


When herding the flock, sometimes it takes a little tough love. This card tells the recipient in no uncertain terms that he or she should not have followed Christ, but they chose to. Upon seeing the error of their ways, many believers will return to the path of sin from their lives of righteousness before the Rapture.

5/20/2011 2:10:32 PM

party at my house after

5/20/2011 2:21:43 PM

can we be raptured with our clothes on?

5/20/2011 3:01:12 PM

Does this mean the Macho Man come back tomorrow as one of the 4 horsemen?

5/20/2011 3:16:20 PM

L O L

5/20/2011 3:49:48 PM

5/20/2011 4:00:34 PM

the leader of this particular collection of nut jobs also made a prediction the '96 was gonna be the end...after it didn't happen, he said he went back and recalculated the cryptic bible messages to come to tomorrow...also says others can't do it and he can't explain his calculations because god 'speaks to him'.

5/20/2011 4:44:50 PM

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/custom.html?sort=2


so, according to what ive seen the rapture will sweep the world by time zone (6 pm) and the first one to hit the 6 pm deadline are the christmas islands (heh)


2.5 hours to go.

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 9:23 PM. Reason : dfgfd]

5/20/2011 9:23:06 PM

i was wondering how the time thing went

so jesus travels timezone by timezone? taking a cue from santa clause?

5/20/2011 9:24:32 PM

thats what wiki says


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_end_times_prediction

5/20/2011 9:25:39 PM

Quote :

"The New York Police Department (NYPD) stated: "We don't plan any additional coverage for the end of the world. Indeed, if it happens, fewer officers will be required for streets that presumably will be empty.""

lol

5/20/2011 9:33:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8 thought this should go itt

5/20/2011 9:34:14 PM

but for real I'm kinda skurrd :/

5/20/2011 9:41:25 PM

this is basically a dress rehearsal on how to make fun of the 2012 morons

5/20/2011 9:52:39 PM

Quote :

"apparently this is going down at 6PM and will be happening at that time in each time zone"

I too heard this. i really hope we can watch it happening at other places and coming toward us.

also, the Jesus tracking thing is hilarious.

5/20/2011 9:56:08 PM

i think it's pretty lame how the entire internet is in this huge frenzy to complain about the like 7 people who believe the rapture is tomorrow. biggest circle jerk of all time

[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 10:21 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2011 10:21:03 PM

I chose something different

5/20/2011 10:43:07 PM

Lets have a roll call/status update.

Im still here

5/20/2011 10:59:06 PM

Matthew 24:36

5/20/2011 11:12:37 PM

i hate when people post bible verses

like we have the whole bible memorized over here

can you not just post what they say while you're at it?

Quote :

"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."

king james version. so u kno dat da rillist shit.



[Edited on May 20, 2011 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2011 11:17:33 PM