two girls i've dated did

but only twice with one and once with the other

5/26/2011 1:19:01 AM

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"just because you haven't made a girl squirt doesn't mean you haven't been with a girl who can"

ouch

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 1:22 AM. Reason : ]

5/26/2011 1:21:02 AM

been with one and it didn't take much work

shit was wild

5/26/2011 1:36:09 AM

The vast majority of women are unable to do this. If you haven't done it, you probably won't. Of the women who do squirt, the majority of them are actually experiencing urinary incontinence (they peein). There are women who are experiencing female ejaculation, but they are a tiny percentage of the population.

5/26/2011 4:52:07 AM

lol, it's stupid to say only a few girls can do this when girls that do have this ability also have no extra parts to make them do it. I believe all girls can do it.

5/26/2011 4:59:40 AM

^^ you're an idiot. Most women CAN do it but need specific manipulation to do so and have to be able to get over the "OMG, I'm gonna pee" thoughts and just let go. Women that do it during straight sex are much more rare but squirting is not something that's impossible for most women and it's definitely NOT pee as anyone that has experienced it can tell you. The only thing that's rare is that scary Cyntherea 50' gush.

5/26/2011 6:58:09 AM

She shoots ropes

5/26/2011 8:27:42 AM

^^Can you describe the specific manipulation?

5/26/2011 8:37:03 AM

I also don't want to do it because it seems messy and I cum enough without squirting. I don't want a chore after sex.

5/26/2011 8:52:27 AM

it's not that messy, you just change the sheets. it's no different than say, a dude spooging on the sheets

5/26/2011 8:55:14 AM

Yeah, I would also be annoyed if he came all over the sheets

5/26/2011 8:56:35 AM

5/26/2011 8:59:50 AM

Look, nice sheets are expensive and right now we only have one set so I would have to wash them and then make the bed. Also, I don't feel it is very lady like to gizz all over your boyfriend.

5/26/2011 9:09:02 AM

here's how it goes for guys:




"Hold up, did this bitch just piss on me.. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMN THAT'S HOT"



seriously. no dude minds. at all.

5/26/2011 9:10:09 AM

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"it's not that messy, you just change the sheets. it's no different than say, a dude spooging on the sheets"

Not really. Guys have much better options than splooging on the sheets. And that's splooging in a girl's mouth and/or vagina.

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 9:13 AM. Reason : .]

5/26/2011 9:13:19 AM

^ well obviously, yeah. unless you get with some prude who won't let you do that, in which case it goes on her body somewhere and then can rub/slide off onto the sheets.

5/26/2011 9:15:12 AM

Reading this thread with my pants down turned out to be a good idea.




There is a porn director who gives a great tutorial. His name is Axel Braun. Look up some of his movies.

http://www.axelbraun.net/squirting.php

There was a good one called Squirting 101 or something along those lines. Cytheria puts on an amazing demo and he gets Teagan Presley to squirt for the first time on camera even if it was just a little bit of dribbling.

5/26/2011 9:26:28 AM

Been with one girl who did it for the first time. Freaked her out, I LOL'd all over the place. It was awesome. Never did get her to do it again.

Oh and it didn't seem like pee.

5/26/2011 9:51:13 AM

I guess I am in the minority here, but nothing about this do I find the least bit appealing.

5/26/2011 9:58:19 AM

Man. This thread just confused me to how many holes a girl has :/

5/26/2011 10:01:30 AM

my current gf is a squirter and it's awesome. I always wondered about it prior to her, how common it really was but now I know it's real. It takes a little while but I can usually get her to that point and from how she describes it, it's the pinnacle

5/26/2011 10:11:54 AM

1 girl I was with I could make do it on a somewhat regular basis. It was never projectile but there'd often be a real big puddle. Unfortunately she found the process so exhausting she'd just kinda pass out on the D and I'd be all

5/26/2011 10:12:45 AM

haha yeah it definitely wears them out afterwards. I started noticing the puddles and then after some more experimenting and trying different things figured out the full on gush

5/26/2011 10:14:50 AM

Quote :

"^^Can you describe the specific manipulation?"

The easiest way that I've found is to start off completely relaxed (helps with the "omg, I'm gonna pee" anxiety). You need to be worked up pretty good. Usually teasing with oral for a while is easiest. Once you're very excited, use 2 fingers to gently but firmly stroke the g-spot (which is why you need to be excited so that it's easier to find) in a "come here" motion. with the other hand or tongue, tease AROUND the clit to keep you on edge without orgasm. You stroke firmer & faster until it begins and then hit the clit to set the orgasm in full force while still manipulating the g-spot. It needs to be the FIRST orgasm too if you're going for squirting. It's also probably a good idea to make sure the guy knows that there's a 50% chance he's probably going to have to fend for himself. Either that or he's going to get the ride of his life.

Hopefully that makes sense. It's kinda hard to really describe well. I learned it on my ex-wife and it's since worked on everyone that I've tried except for one girl that always jumped up to go "pee". I've also always found it easier with the girl on her back but I have heard people say they find it easier doggy-style. Guess it depends on the person and which way the equipment points.

5/26/2011 3:34:50 PM

Can you describe that again, but this time as if you were explaining it to an 8 year old?

5/26/2011 3:36:31 PM

I, too, like to make scientific assertions without providing any proof or source.

Quote :

"The vast majority of women are unable to do this. [...] There are women who are experiencing female ejaculation, but they are a tiny percentage of the population."

The 2nd sentence is most definitely true (still needs evidence, though)... but what about the 1st sentence? Source?

Quote :

"^^ you're an idiot. Most women CAN do it... [...] squirting is not something that's impossible for most women"

How do you know? Have you gone to houses of hundreds of random women and made them squirt? Source?

5/26/2011 4:58:09 PM

only known one, and she was a good bit older than me.

cougar squirter.

5/26/2011 5:03:19 PM

yeah, actually...... the one that could do it for me could also be considered a cougar



so look for horny older broads

5/26/2011 6:29:29 PM

I suppose I shouldn't have said unable. Maybe they can do it, but they more than likely will not.

5/26/2011 6:48:36 PM

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"Man. This thread just confused me to how many holes a girl has :/"

aha

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"It needs to be the FIRST orgasm too if you're going for squirting."

To learn, yes that is a good idea. But it's also possible to get to a point where successive ones get even bigger.

[Edited on May 26, 2011 at 7:23 PM. Reason : but then she'll REALLY pass out]

5/26/2011 7:23:23 PM

PM

SENT

5/26/2011 7:27:15 PM

PM RECEIVED

5/26/2011 7:30:43 PM

yo, I'm just saying....

if DivaBaby19 squirted around me, I'd be all like:

5/26/2011 7:34:47 PM

Quote :

"To learn, yes that is a good idea. But it's also possible to get to a point where successive ones get even bigger."

QFT

5/26/2011 7:35:19 PM

^^LOLOLOLOLOLOL

man that has me dying over here

5/26/2011 7:36:02 PM

ahhh skeet skeet

5/26/2011 7:36:58 PM

TIL

I can

And it's purdy neat.

5/26/2011 8:50:49 PM

TMI, Elise.
I KNOW you.

5/26/2011 8:54:38 PM

5/26/2011 9:00:06 PM

Not a fan.

My goal in sex is for the girl to experience the least amount of pleasure possible.

5/26/2011 9:15:18 PM

5/26/2011 9:49:42 PM

[quoteThis thread just confused me to how many holes a girl has[/quote]

me too

5/26/2011 9:56:42 PM

I have not done this, but it would be cool to experience once I guess. Idk I'm kinda with bmel on the whole "i don't want to have to get the fuck up and change the sheets and shit after fucking"

most of the time my legs are kinda shakey anyway

5/26/2011 10:30:35 PM

i fucking love this thread

mostly because the vast majority of twenty-something males are either unwilling or unfortunately do not know how to properly give a female an orgasm, much less make a girl squirt

t-dub, you are doing a public service with this thread

thank you, from the bottom of my vagina.

5/26/2011 10:32:41 PM

your deep gratitude is welcome

also

Quote :

"My goal in sex is for the girl to experience the least amount of pleasure possible."

5/26/2011 10:33:35 PM

Does anyone else just scan this thread for posts by females and ignore those made by dudes?

5/26/2011 10:35:45 PM

5/26/2011 10:38:14 PM

This thread made me want to try. It was a completely unromantic process with laptops out, lights on, tutorials and such, but stuff happened that hasn't happened before.

5/26/2011 10:39:40 PM

You're welcome, TWW.

5/27/2011 7:37:05 AM

I was masturbating so hard one night that I sharted in my desk chair.

That counts a squirting IMO.

5/27/2011 7:40:46 AM