or just have sex with her. DUH

[Edited on June 1, 2011 at 10:31 PM. Reason : 2!!!!!!!!!!!]

6/1/2011 10:31:10 PM

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"I actually had several subwoofer speakers I strategically placed around areas adjacent to my neighbor when I lived in my last place. I would have a bass test song cued up on the iPod and when shit got real she'd get a 5 second blast here and there."

I did this last summer with about 30 rednecks in my neighbor's yard. I put on Slayer's "Angel of Death" at full blast and drank a couple beers while they glared at me angrily.

6/1/2011 11:41:40 PM

bake her some cookies or make her a card or something, kill her with kindness. maybe she just needs a return to humanity

if that doesn't work, i like the have-her-annoy-the-police-to-the-point-they-stop-caring and call-her-landlord-and-bless-them-out approaches

6/1/2011 11:58:29 PM

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"bless-them-out"

?

6/2/2011 12:00:38 AM

it's nuspeak for "lick their asshole"

6/2/2011 12:01:50 AM

Compliment her the next time she annoys you. Seriously.

6/2/2011 12:07:48 AM

Just stand right outside of her property line and stare at her house for hours. Old people scare easily.

6/2/2011 9:41:14 AM

Shit in her yard. Not the dog. You.

6/2/2011 9:42:29 AM

6/2/2011 9:51:27 AM

I'm gonna take the nice approach...be the bigger person, but I'd really love to put a flaming bag of poo on her front porch

6/2/2011 10:35:11 AM

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"kill her with kindness"

while the other options are much funnier- this is seriously the best approach!

6/2/2011 10:36:36 AM

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" if she's a bitchy old woman who wants to start drama, then it sounds like you're playing right into her hand ignore that cunt "

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"you should leave her notes with completely random musings "The 2010 US Census had a 74% overall response rate, but the rates were highest in the Midwestern region. I wonder why that is?" etc. "

6/2/2011 11:16:43 AM

Next time I'm having a white people turf war I'm going the random musings route.

6/2/2011 11:18:46 AM

I wonder if she ever resolved this

8/30/2011 8:19:31 PM

I had a similar problem

I have a nice surround sound system and my neighbors would bang on the wall for ANY bit of noise they heard.

When I first moved in I was painting a wall in my room...and apparently me PAINTING was too loud and they banged.

Eventually they called the management without ever coming to knock on my door and say hey, its a little loud.

that pissed me off pretty bad...but THEN they proceeded to change their internet name to "turn down your surround sound!"

so then I just changed ours to QUIT YOUR BITCHING *** and put their house # at the end and one of the coldest mornings we had this year turned off the girls water to her house.

they have it for sale now and moved

8/30/2011 8:25:35 PM

I just read this thread... way to puss out.

8/30/2011 8:27:44 PM

wolfpackgrrr always brings back the best threads. I forgot about this one.

What happened with the cunty neighbor?

8/30/2011 9:37:49 PM