zorthage, I would be honored to have you be the money man

no disrespect intended, eleusis

also, we need some female judges

[Edited on June 17, 2011 at 8:50 PM. Reason : e]

6/17/2011 8:49:46 PM

no offense taken. I plan on meeting up with Zorthage at some point about a cat, so I can donate the first of the prize money then.

6/17/2011 9:00:54 PM

are you interested in being a judge?

6/17/2011 9:10:22 PM

How bout a "fan vote"? Maybe have 4 judges, and then a collective vote by the users of this site, each worth 20%. Appeal to the masses a little bit. Get the lower class involved.

6/17/2011 9:13:13 PM

that's a fantastic idea - you are really earning your paycheck on this consulting gig

sponsor - $500 cash prize: settledown
judge selection consultant: Slave Famous
escrow agent: zorthage

judges (1 position remaining - need a female judge)
----------------------------------
EMCE
BIGcementpon
eleusis?
a poll of TWW users will make up 20% of the final tally

contestants
----------------------------------
wdprice3
begonias?


[Edited on June 17, 2011 at 9:20 PM. Reason : e]

6/17/2011 9:14:21 PM

I think you guys need to be concerned with what boobs y'all are going to be judging...

Cart before the horse fellas

Quick, someone get a craigslist ad up.

6/17/2011 9:19:04 PM

nah, i think if we get this thing organized, have a solid panel of judges, and an escrow agent that the people can trust with $500 in his hands the boobs will flow in like the mississippi overflowing her banks

6/17/2011 9:21:27 PM

i nominate Joie for female judge.

6/17/2011 9:24:17 PM

Yea because a lot of girls on here will put their boobs on the Internet for $500

6/17/2011 9:24:58 PM

Quote :

"it has been suggested that participation might be greater if showing nipple was a disqualification and if faces were not required"

and Joie would be an awesome judge if she's down

6/17/2011 9:28:46 PM

she's down.

6/17/2011 9:29:24 PM

sponsor - $500 cash prize: settledown
judge selection consultant: Slave Famous
escrow agent: zorthage

judges
----------------------------------
EMCE
BIGcementpon
eleusis?
Joie
a poll of TWW users will make up 20% of the final tally

contestants
----------------------------------
wdprice3
begonias?

6/17/2011 9:30:34 PM

I like where this is going. Lol

6/17/2011 9:43:24 PM

nice.

i'll try to get my ex to participate.

or i'll just post pics of her.

jk i wouldn't do that.

6/18/2011 12:04:12 AM

6/18/2011 12:08:19 AM

2 pages of man boobs

6/18/2011 12:34:08 AM

so if someone submitted the boobs of someone else... who would be up for the prize monies?

6/18/2011 9:54:34 AM

official rules are coming once i've discussed them with the judges

but trying to do this legit - leaning toward requiring submissions be made by the person in the photograph

and it's settled:

sponsor - $500 cash prize: settledown
escrow agent: zorthage

judges
----------------------------------
EMCE
BIGcementpon
eleusis
Joie
a poll of TWW users will make up 20% of the final tally

thanks for your service, Slave Famous

i'll kick off the discussion of rules with the judges in private soon

when that's in place i'll get the prize money to zorthage for safe keeping and start accepting contestants


[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 10:03 AM. Reason : w]

6/18/2011 9:59:36 AM

VirginMary

6/18/2011 10:02:57 AM

might have to start a list of haters

6/18/2011 10:04:46 AM

1st



RandomUser

6/18/2011 10:25:13 AM

if that's my competition then I'm totally in

6/18/2011 11:58:36 AM

begonias is in.

I personally think small boobs work on some women.

6/18/2011 12:29:02 PM

Ok then! I was just posting a list of possible contestants.



[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 1:27 PM. Reason : .]

6/18/2011 1:21:59 PM

dude.... you're really not helping.

not at all.

6/18/2011 1:24:06 PM

Quote :

"Ok then! I was just posting a list of possible contestants. "

[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 1:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/18/2011 1:49:33 PM

i sent a draft set of rules to the judges + zorthage for consideration and discussion

once we reach a consensus we'll get this shit started

[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 10:06 PM. Reason : TWW, take note of the people trying to derail this beautiful event]

6/18/2011 10:05:09 PM

shit for $500 my man tits are in

6/18/2011 10:16:33 PM

when are we starting this?

6/19/2011 1:44:20 PM

as soon as zorthage has the prize money in his hands

probably later this week

6/19/2011 1:48:01 PM

Quote :

"I am broke as hell. (no job) if I thought I could really get 500 bucks from this horny n00b, I'd totally post my gorgeous titty balls "

6/19/2011 1:56:06 PM

I think the boobs should be posted with no face and no name to give the best shot at fair results

some trustworthy girl should be named as the boob pic escrow to whom the entrants PM the pics...she will hold these pics and present them all at once to be judged upon


or something. why did i even contribute my time to this thread

6/19/2011 2:50:32 PM

not a bad idea

6/19/2011 2:56:34 PM

Go ahead and do that so the mods can thumper suspend this woman when she gets ready to unleash the pics.

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF FAIL.

6/19/2011 2:59:28 PM

interest in the contest is waning

should I do this or should I not do this

6/20/2011 4:33:52 PM

considering there is only one contestant, you might as well just give begonias $500 to show her boobs

6/20/2011 4:37:10 PM

I want to see begonias boobs. Never seen amazon boobs

Pay the woman

6/20/2011 4:38:23 PM

uh more like 2 contestants

maybe there should be boob categories lol

like best A cup, B cup, G cup, etc...

6/20/2011 4:39:20 PM

I say pull the plug. Don't get too down on yourself. TWW threads have a three day attention span unless tipping, abortion or bbq is involved.

6/20/2011 4:39:35 PM

yeah, you're right

begonias wins, the contest is over

6/20/2011 4:39:59 PM

Congrats begonias, best tww boobs by default

6/20/2011 9:34:41 PM

yay begonias!

6/20/2011 9:35:11 PM

begonias is not the winner. She tested postive for HIV and she is therefore eliminated from the contest, leaving us without a winner, and thus the grand prize will go unclaimed. However, all contestants and judges will receive a consolation prize of Bennigan's coupons and bubble gum.

6/20/2011 9:44:55 PM

aww man I want a Bennigan's coupon!

6/20/2011 9:45:32 PM

performance enhancing HIV

6/20/2011 9:46:27 PM

she showed me a little sideboob so i gave her 10 bucks

[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 10:00 PM. Reason : still have $490 to spend on TWW tits or IRL hookers]

6/20/2011 9:59:36 PM