^ ^ ^ I date the ones who can do it in stilleto heels

6/20/2011 3:12:04 PM

6/20/2011 3:13:11 PM

Theres a sliding scale of sorts with boob size versus allowable bf%. Let's face it, it takes winning the genetics jackpot for an optimally skinny girl to have fat optimal boobs as well. Concessions have to be made within certain parameters.

6/20/2011 3:13:31 PM

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" they are also the same ones who insist on talking about their s.o. in every sentence because they are relieved they found someone pathetic enough to settle for them."

I laughed. I worked with a woman like this. She drove me insane. She was nasty, annoying, bitchy, smelly, and mentioned a boyfriend every chance she got

6/20/2011 3:13:45 PM

I know a girl like this. She is small but ugly and loves to broadcast whenever she gets a man. We are no longer friends.

Small chicks can be more annoying than fat ones.

Thick chicks are better at bwning in my experience.

6/20/2011 3:15:33 PM

I guess now would be a good time to bump my "who is divababy talking dirty to now" thread yes?

6/20/2011 3:16:04 PM

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"Theres a sliding scale of sorts with boob size versus allowable bf%. Let's face it, it takes winning the genetics jackpot for an optimally skinny girl to have fat optimal boobs as well. Concessions have to be made within certain parameters. "

fuck that, big tits do not make up for not being skinny. also, big tits are usually pretty disappointing when the bra comes of.

give me a thin girl with small perky boobs and damn day.

6/20/2011 3:16:32 PM

I love thick chicks

6/20/2011 3:17:52 PM

Actively engaging in being single is an implicit vote of self-confidence that you can find someone when you're ready, not a sign you're afraid of commitment.

6/20/2011 3:17:59 PM

^^^^ yes and pm me some dirty talk

[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:18 PM. Reason : ^^ ]

6/20/2011 3:18:13 PM

I pass the "arm" test, but quite a few guys on here still call me fatty

I am confused about this.

6/20/2011 3:18:49 PM

i disagree about you passing

6/20/2011 3:20:09 PM

Good for you, but my arms actually aren't bigger anymore.

6/20/2011 3:21:27 PM

but how do you titty fuck an a / b cup?

6/20/2011 3:21:40 PM

Jerks

6/20/2011 3:22:39 PM

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"I, too, appreciate people who don't complain about such trivial things"

6/20/2011 3:23:40 PM

6/20/2011 3:25:27 PM

2kcal/day is a lot less than people think

Just sayin. I am not afraid to take the fork away from her if she gets too greedy like lil tucci said I'll starve her to death if she get greedy ya dun did hurrrrd me

6/20/2011 3:25:44 PM

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"I, too, appreciate people who don't complain about such trivial things"

6/20/2011 3:26:50 PM

It does amaze me that women will date guys who will take the fork away. Some mental disorders on both sides right there.

6/20/2011 3:29:03 PM

a lot of guys are afraid to tell their girl when she is getting fat. i'm not. and i expect her to do the same to me.

6/20/2011 3:29:45 PM

^^ I'm amazed daily by the stupid decisions women make when it comes to men.

[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:30 PM. Reason : ^]

6/20/2011 3:29:57 PM

whoa whoa whoa

people seriously take the fork away from their s.o.? I thought that was a joke.

6/20/2011 3:31:14 PM

It usually involves a combination of a stopwatch, a calorimeter, a public scene in a restaurant and make-up sex.

6/20/2011 3:31:20 PM

rbrthwrd


the more this guy posts, the more i like him.

6/20/2011 3:31:33 PM

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"people seriously take the fork away from their s.o.? I thought that was a joke."

6/20/2011 3:31:52 PM

seriously... i bet you're fat to someone.

6/20/2011 3:31:53 PM

I'm pretty sure if Eric ever took the fork away from me I'd grab his and stab his hand out of sheer principle.

6/20/2011 3:33:05 PM

I knew of a girl who let her guy dictate what she ate. Fuck that.

6/20/2011 3:33:05 PM

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"That is a great goal! Not only fat girls do this...I, too, appreciate people who don't complain about such trivial things especially if free beach condo stay is part of the deal. Ingratitude is more disgusting to me than people who have really unhealthy eating habits."

Yeah, it really only takes a marginal amount of healthiness to bounce up and down those stairs four or five times a day. The rest really is attitude. A bad attitude will mess up your life just as bad as poor health and I try really hard not to surround myself with people like that.

And I don't actually own a condo...It's a timeshare.

[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:35 PM. Reason : l]

6/20/2011 3:33:37 PM

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"I pass the "arm" test, but quite a few guys on here still call me fatty"

well there's your problem

6/20/2011 3:33:38 PM

^^^NUH UH

[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:34 PM. Reason : sdfdsfd]

6/20/2011 3:33:42 PM

i'm the biggest bitch in the thread and i got the biggest fuck you for the OP

6/20/2011 3:33:54 PM

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"I'm pretty sure if Eric ever took the fork away from me I'd grab his and stab his hand out of sheer principle."

Make sure you say, "I'M HUNGGGRRRYYYYY" while you do it. Dramatic effect.

6/20/2011 3:34:28 PM

6/20/2011 3:34:58 PM

6/20/2011 3:36:09 PM

you don't have to take a fork away, you can just say "babe are you sure you want desert?"

6/20/2011 3:37:15 PM

No, I think instead of "I'm hungry" I'll just say "FEEEEED MEEEE SEYMOUR"


^ Oh. Fuck. That.

A comment like that would seriously make me walk out. Don't even try that "nice judging" shiz.

[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .]

6/20/2011 3:37:26 PM

LOL if someone said that to me, just to be a bitch, I'd order 2 desserts.

6/20/2011 3:38:48 PM

Yall are doing it wrong.

Just bwn her extra long to burn the calories off.

profit.

6/20/2011 3:39:22 PM

6/20/2011 3:39:33 PM

FDT

6/20/2011 3:40:57 PM

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"LOL if someone said that to me, just to be a bitch, I'd order 2 desserts."

if he's out with you i'm just gonna assume that he is into that kind of thing

6/20/2011 3:41:20 PM

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"Yall are doing it wrong. Just bwn her extra long to burn the calories off. profit. "

BlackJesus wins


There is an understood mandate to go at least four hours (after carb loading with tortellini).

6/20/2011 3:41:36 PM

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"LOL if someone said that to me, just to be a bitch, I'd order 2 desserts."

Hahahaha... Yes. Don't forget to add to the effect and chew with your mouth open and keep going "mmmmmmm"

6/20/2011 3:41:38 PM

pretty sure nobody cares who you find sexually attractive, especially the people you find sexually attractive.

6/20/2011 3:42:30 PM

guys are really to blame for you fat chicks thinking that ordering more dessert and chewing like a cow is an appropriate response, for some unknown reason that have put your fupa on a pedestal.

i don't have to drop my standards, a girl reacts like that and i'm walking out. fuck that, she was getting fat anyways. her loss, not mine.

6/20/2011 3:44:34 PM

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"if he's out with you i'm just gonna assume that he is into that kind of thing"

Or he really wants to fuck a black chick...which is what I've noticed more than dudes liking chubs

6/20/2011 3:45:29 PM

^^actually, it's her gain. and you leaving would be the cherry on top

[Edited on June 20, 2011 at 3:46 PM. Reason : -]

6/20/2011 3:45:41 PM

So let me get this straight


You're saying that us having a reaction that basically says we see how ridiculous the statement was and retaliate against it, is due to guys liking fat chicks?


Yes. Yes, that's it. It has nothing to do with the fact that, ya know, we can think for ourselves.

Are you going to have someone else to blame for a chick walking out on your for that type of statement?


I bet you like your woman to have dinner on the table by 6, too.

6/20/2011 3:47:01 PM